George W. Bush has started his ad campaign on tv. I saw one that made him look like a combination of Jesus (his favorite philosopher) and General George Patton. What a hero W is, according to his tv ad. He is saving us right and left from terrorists and every other disaster.

Who backed this ad? All of Bush’s big tax break favorites, that’s who! All of the big industry fat cats: finance, real estate, communications, energy (especially energy = Cheney/Halliburton) health care, insurance, the war equipment industry (including the Bush family itself), all of the big power/money industrialists...

Who backs ads for the Democrats? Tom, Dick and Harry, plus John and Jane Doe, that’s who! So let’s give a few bucks from our second or third job salaries today and take our country back.

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia