There is a new report out this month from the House Government Reform Committee, presented by Congressman Henry Waxman. It states that President Bush and his four top advisors made a combined 237 misleading public statements on the threat posed by Iraq before US forces invaded that country. The four top advisors:

1) Vice President Dick Cheney, who has oil business interests
2) Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who has war business interests
3) Secretary of State Colin Powell, who desperately wants to keep his job
4) National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice, who is the token woman

The President himself made plenty of the 237 misleading statements. But, naturally, he didn’t realize that he was being hoodwinked by these extremely wily advisors. He had no idea that he had surrounded himself with such a bunch of complete liars. How could he know? He was totally at their mercy. He is a man of faith after all.

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia