Again, duck hunting together, Vice President Dick Cheney and his Supreme Court friend, Judge Antonin Scalia, are in heavy conversation:

Scalia: You heard that I refused to recuse myself in your case.

Cheney: Yeah, thanks old buddy.

Scalia: Okay, but better prepare yourself Dick, there might be some talk!

Cheney: Oh, don’t worry about it. My boss has made sure the country’s poor working stiffs are so tied up, just trying to make ends meet with their two and three jobs, no one will have time to protest. Poor devils...

Scalia: True, but what if my fellow jurors make a fuss?

Cheney: Oh, don’t worry about that. What can they do?

Scalia: Better not be calling me “Buddy” though, okay?

Cheney: Okay, gotcha Buddy, ah, I mean, Tony.

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia