There they go. Two hundred and fifty thousand manufacturing jobs just shipped out of the US to places like India and China, where they will be handled by cheap labor. What will be left to do here at home? What is US labor supposed to do without jobs?

There will be only certain elite jobs here at home: for our scientists and intellectuals, our biotechnologists and our creative artists and entrepreneurs maybe. But, wait a minute, come to think of it, maybe our most advanced scientists will be outsourced abroad as well, since the Bush administration wants to replace scientists with faith based religious zealots and organizers.

I don’t know about you, but I’m joining The Salvation Army!

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia