“The weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere.” So says the president. And now we know where that “somewhere” is. It’s in the White House and the weapons are:
                                    President Bush
                                    Donald Rumsfeld
                                    John Ashcroft
                                    Condoleezza Rice
                                    and
                                    Dick Cheney
What out for them. They are extremely lethal. This is a Code Red alert!

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia