Have you gotten the call yet? It comes late at night and it’s as creepy as all get out!

Ring-ding-a-ling... "Hello." An intimidating male voice says, “From now on you keep your mouth shut about any weapons of mass destruction, see?! And be sure you say our war in Iraq is a good thing, and our war on terror is the same thing; the very same thing, get it?! And the hijackers were all from Iraq, not Saudi Arabia, no matter what you've heard, or read it in The New York Times! This is what you have to say, or else, you'll be sorry! Your friend, Dick Clarke, is going to be very sorry! You can be sure of that!" Click. Sound of dial-tone...

I need a glass of milk and a cookie.

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia