It’s hard to believe, but, secretly, highly trained investigative chickens have searched long and hard, and high and low, for those terrible weapons of mass destruction. But they have finally “crossed the road” recently, and have “come home to roost,” in Texas.

However, these savvy and very dedicated birds show severe signs of battle fatigue. Foot sore, and with feathers drooping, they are as bedraggled a bunch of fowl as ever seen in Texas, or anywhere else! Their “weapons search” has ended in complete disappointment and disillusionment. They have nothing to crow about.

Actually, too tired to crow, this group desperately needs to roost and rest up for awhile! They did their best to find those famous WMDs. “And besides,” they cluck, “Bush is bopping about now - looking for the deadly weapons himself.”

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia