The Bush reelection campaign has begun. The first ad is out and it says:

      "Some are now attacking the president for attacking the terrorists."

"Some" should read: "Most knowledgeable people" and "the terrorists" should read: "the American values of honesty and integrity..."

In other words:

      "Most knowledgeable people are now attacking the president for                 attacking our time-honored American values of honesty and integrity."

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia