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The Bush reelection campaign has begun. The first ad is out and it says:
      "Some are now attacking the president for attacking the terrorists."
"Some" should read: "Most knowledgeable people" and "the terrorists" should read: "the American values of honesty and integrity..."
In other words:
      "Most knowledgeable people are now attacking the president for                 attacking our time-honored American values of honesty and integrity."
Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia
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