Disney Balks

The Walt Disney Company is forbidding distribution of a film that criticizes G. W. Bush. “Fahrenheit 911” - Michael Moore’s new documentary movie highlights connections between Bush and prominent Saudis, facts that can’t be toyed with and facts that don’t lend themselves easily to much Disney-style singing and dancing.

The Saudi bin Ladens and the Saudi Prince Bandar might be just the tip of the iceberg, as we might say. And the Bushes would not like to have their friendships and business deals with these people splashed all over the silver screen. How would it look?

People might get the wrong idea. People might be confused. They might begin to wonder. They might start asking questions. They might become upset. Something disquieting might cross their minds, like - wasn’t it a bunch of young Saudi men who attacked us on 9/11? Now wasn’t it?!!!!!

Disney has declined to assist Mr. Moore in the distribution of his new hard-fact-loaded-film “Fahrenheit 911.” This is a humanitarian move on the part of Disney. The Company wants to save the American people from a lot more wear and tear on their already jolted and jangled nerves over Bush and his weirdo ties.

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia

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