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People tell me I drink and smoke too much. Should I get help? I feel that with age I have become less attractive. How can I cope?
I feel that my penis is too small by gay standards. What can I do? Now that I've told you my story, do you think I need therapy?
I don't feel I have adequate love in my life. What's your advice? Do you have any positive affirmations I could repeat to make myself feel more masc?
My penis doesn't work as well as it used to. What to do? What do you think my longterm goal in therapy should be?
Life doesn't seem fair. Does anyone really care? I take offense at the way effeminant men represent us to society. What do you think?
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