• If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you will get what you want.

• Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.

• When it comes to getting what you want, if at first you don't succeed, beg.

• Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

• Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

• Always give people a friendly greeting; a cold nose in the hand is effective.

• Digging in the garden can really be fun.

• Don't go out with out ID.

• Just because that French Poodle looks great, it doesn't mean she's the one to share your Dog House with you!

• There's not many things in the world more enjoyable than suppertime.

• It's never fun going to the vet, whether you feel good or not.

• When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you are dragged out from under the bed).

•  If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

• When you go out into the world, remember: always take time to smell the roses...and the trees, the grass, the rocks, the street, the fire hydrants...

~ Author Unknown ~