My name is Munchkin, but just call me Mooter Mutt. I was born in November
of 1980 in Utah. I weigh four pounds and I am the boss. My favorite food
is spaghetti and meatballs. My hobbies are collecting stuffed animals,
burying dog biscuits in the couch, and dreaming about fat juicy three-legged
blind squirrels.
I have seen a lot of the West in my travels
(some on four wheels and some of it on four feet). I've even met Santa
Claws. These days, though, I've pretty much settled into retirement.
I spend my days collecting social security (just kidding - please don't
audit my people!!!), eating dog treats, sleeping, playing fetch and
teaching my people new tricks. I've got them so well trained, they
bring me presents whenever they're gone. Isn't guilt great?
Here I am with Santa Claws.
Last Updated December 27, 2003 by Henry McDonald