Warner Brothers has graciously allowed us to use their licensed
characters for this bold new production of Shakespeare's classic comedy.
(Actually, we asked Disney first, but they told us to piss off.)
Elmer Fudd as Duke Theseus |
 Hyppowta, I wooed thee with
my swordAnd won thy wove doewing thee injuwies; But I will wed thee in another key With pomp, with twiumph, and with wevewing. He-he-he-he-he-he-he |
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Porky Pig as Oberon |
Ill muh-muh-muh-met by moo-moo-moonlight Proud Ti-ti-ti-uh-ti-uh, uh, wife. |
Daffy Duck & Sylvester |
Their similar speech impediments reflect the capriciousness of love. |
Bugs Bunny as Puck |
What a maroon! [Looking in on the Royal Nuptual bed]: What's Up, Duke? |
Foghorn Leghorn as Bottom |
Ah'm dead, Ah'm dead, dead, Ah say, Ah say, Ah'm dead! (Deceased, that is.) |
The Warner Brothers (and the Warner sister!) as attendant fairies |
 The studio wouldn't give
us the other characters unless we agreed to babysit. Of course, they didn't bother
to tell us this until shooting started . . .Who needs Puck? |
Granny & Penelope |
Give us a break; most of the female characters were just Bugs in drag. |
Marvin the Martian |
 This play makes me very,
very angry. [He then proceeds to blow up the hapless mechanicals with his Iludium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.] |
Next Week: Ren & Stimpy are
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