Chairman of the Board

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to god


Leaps short buildings in a single bound
More powerful than a switch engine
As fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water when it's calm
Talks with god

Exec Vice President

Leaps short buildings with a running start
Almost as powerful as a switch engine
Faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in indoor pool
Talks with god on special occations

Vice President

Leaps a quanset hut
loses a tug-of-war with a locomotive.
Able to fire a speeding bullet
Swims excellently every day
Sometimes addressed by god

General manager

Makes high marks on wall trying to leap buildings
Gets run over by a locomotive
Can handle a gun without shooting self
Dog paddles in indoor pool
Talks to animals


Runs into buildings
Recognises locomotive (usually)
Never issued ammunition
Can float when wearing life preserver
Talks to walls

Office Boy

Falls over doorstep trying to enter building
Yells "See the Choo Choo!"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Sits in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself

Executive Secretary

Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth
Freezes water with a glance
She is god!