Hillbillie's Medical Terminology

With

Amendments from Alabama and Arkansas

Artery .................The study of fine paintings.
Barium .................What you do if CPR fails.
Benign .................After you be eight.
Cesarean Section .......A district in Rome.
Colic ..................A sheep dog.
Coma ...................A punctuation Mark.
Congential .............Friendly
Dilate .................To live longer
. Fester .................Quicker
G.I Series .............Baseball for soldiers.
Grippe .................A Small Suitcase
Hangnail ...............A Coathook
Medical Staff ..........A Doctor's cane
Minor operation ........Coal Digging
Morbid .................A higher offer
Nitrate ................Lower that day rate
Node ...................Was Aware of
Organic ................A church musician
Outpatient .............A patient who has fainted.
Post-Operative .........A letter carrier
Protein ................In favor of young people.
Secretion ..............Hiding something.
Serology ...............Study of English Knighthood.
Tablet .................A Small Table
Tumor ..................An Extra Pair
Urine ..................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose veins .........Veins that are close together.