THE PLAN

In the beginning was the Plan.
Then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the workers.

And they spoke of the Plan and said,
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh!"

And the Workers went unto the Supervisors and said,
"It is a pail of dung, and none can abide its odor!"

And the Supervisors went unto the Managers and said,
"It is a container of excrement, and is very strong,
and none may abide near it."

And the Managers went unto the Directors and said,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke amoug themselves, saying,
"It contains that which aids growth, and it is very powerful."

And the directors went unto the Vice Presidents, and said,
"It will promote growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the president, and said,
"This new plan will promote growth and vigor of the company,
with powerful affects."

And the President looked at the plan,
and saw that it was good.
And the plan became policy.

And this is exactly how

Shit Happens!