Trash Eating Sheltie
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The beast from the east
was looking for a feast
in the garbage can,
but there wasn't any feast
in the garbage can.
Give the little girl a handout.
Isis is the nicest doggie
in the neighborhood.
Mostly good,
barking loudly at the ceiling,
Isis would
run in circles when she's feeling
nutty as a squirrel in a pecan tree.
Isis should
lose her taste for apple peelings.
Isis could
be a better girl. She's stealing
anything she can
from the garbage can again.
But there isn't any eats
in the garbage can.
Hungry Isis has a crisis.
Give the little girl a handout.
Isis is the nicest doggie
in the neighborhood.
Karen Tellefsen
kat2@mindspring.com
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