Resistor Kisser
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        Hot Helen of Duke 
        was compared to a nuke
        by one of the fellows 
        who kissed her.

        "Her fiery lips
        are like cigarette tips,
        and she left me with quite a
        large blister.

        "The watts she puts out 
        burns my mouth till I shout,
        but I don't know how to 
        resistor."