WhiningYou must abuse all bugs as much as possible, because it is legal to abuse all bugs if you know about them, especially if you are a donator. Donators own the whole mud and can do anything they want. Donators can't be punished or banned! Also you must fill all channels with whining, preferably in wrong language. Be as abusive and haughty as possible. Demand other players' (preferably low level ones') items. If they don't give them, kill the player as many times as possible. If you can't kill another player in one round, spam all boards with whines about your guild, which sucks. Remember that you know everything about all guilds, and you know how to balance them in a few minutes. It is done by upgrading your guild at least 200%. Nobody else seems to realize this plain fact, so tell everyone about it. Fill all boards with demands to immediately fix the balance. You are the best player in this mud. You know how to PK everyone else, so you rule this mud. So, coders and admins must obey you. You also donated, so you own this mud, and you can do anything you want. Because you are the best player, you also know everything about all guilds and items. So, if you decide something needs a fix, you must tell about it on all boards and channels, and coders and admins must do the fix immediately. You know all about coding too. If you get caught using a bug to cheat, you didn't do anything wrong because this bug had not been fixed. Besides, you mentioned about it to another player months ago. Also note that if you are level 500 coder in another mud, you are definitely a better coder than anyone here - the maximum level here is only 400. Remind them of this fact. You are also the most important person in this mud. You make all the rules, of course. Coders are your slaves, and you tell them what to do. If they don't, this mud sucks. Remember to write about this on every board. Coders have nothing to say in this mud. Players - that means, you - make all the rules. Coders have no right to interfere with anything you do. Admins and coders don't care about players at all, of course. They don't do anything here, unless some player pays them with money or sex. They should code here at least 8 hours a day and do everything you want. First they must of course upgrade your guild. And not with that stupid balance! You know a better way to upgrade than any stupid balance system, because you know everything about playing here and all about all guilds. You know that this mud is PK mud. You must be able to player kill all other players whenever you want to in one round. If you can't kill them in one round, there is something wrong with balance. Remember to tell about this on channels and write on boards a lot. You must of course be able to where, summon and paralyze everyone else. But silver ring must not be unique, you must be able to get it, otherwise your guild sucks and it must be immediately upgraded so that you resist paralyze. Other guilds are much too powerful, they have skills and spells which your guild does not have. So, your guild must immediately get similar abilities or at least counter skills and -spells. Your guilds' special abilities must of course work on all players at all the time. No one must resist them! Log files are very important because they immediately show how your guild sucks. Post lots of them on all boards! Coders and admins can see how stupid they are when they read these logs. You are playing the mud to become the most powerful character. Since you are the best player and coder, and the most powerful, everyone else must obey you. You don't have to follow any rules, you can do anything you want. Coders and admins are not allowed to interfere in the game, unless you have coder friends, who must of course help you cheat. It is legal to cheat if no one is snooping at the moment. Afterwards they can't do anything, because they don't have valid proof because they weren't snooping. If you say you didn't cheat, they must believe you because you never lie, because you are always right. If another player annoys you, you must kill him/her as many times as possible. If you can't kill at least ten times in a row, he/she is plastic coward or his/her guild is clearly much too powerful. In these situations, it is important that all the others know it, so post logs on boards and explain how your guild sucks compared to the other guilds, which are clearly much too powerful. Coders and admins are only helping their girl/boyfriends in this mud. You know everything about coders and admins and their real life, so you can tell the truth to other players. Remember to also post the truth on all boards. This mud was balanced x years ago, when your guild was the most powerful. So, your guild must be returned to the state it was that day. Of course, you have read all the code of all guilds, and you know everything. So, if something does not seem to work exactly you want to, you can order coders to fix it immediately, and they must obey! Otherwise coders and admins suck. You of course know everything about admins and what do they think and so you can tell the truth about them on all boards and channels. Do not whine. It has no use. People only get annoyed by your whining. Steps to take:
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