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BECAUSE we KNOW you will still be SUFFERING INTENSELY from your terrible losses in the 1996 election, we of the Smerpological Steering Committee have found it in our hearts to declare a GEEKFEST, namely, GeekFest VI.
This is your chance to MEET local USENET geeks^H^H^H^H^HCELEBRITIES!!
This is your chance to PERSONALLY FLAME THEM IN PUBLIC!
This is your chance to THROW FREE MUFFINS at YOURSELF, at OTHERS, and, even at Smerp HIMSELF!!
NOWHERE ELSE does Smerpology officially condone the use of FREE MUFFINS as tools of political power. NOWHERE ELSE can you admire the lovely carpet and declare it to be a vital facet of your personal religion!
NOWHERE ELSE DO WE HAVE NAIL CLIPPINGS FROM DAVE OF NORTEL IN A LAVISH AND TASTEFUL GLASS DISPLAY CASE!!
Now that we've got you tantalized, here are the specs:
Directions to the BarrettHouse are available by a simple and easy to remember finger -l tyche@catt.ncsu.edu or by pointing your WWW browsers to the Official GeekFest WWW Page.
If you don't come, we're electing YOU.
--Gurk
It's still neat to say that!
The map with directions is on this page.