Bob's Little Household Reference Library

Geographical Ages of a Woman
from the collection of Elaine D. Keiser

Georgaphical Ages of A Woman

15 to 25 - She's like Asia (half Virgin, half explored)

25 to 35 - she's like Africa (hot & torrid)

35 to 45 - she's like America - streamlined and cooperative

45 to 55 - she's like Europe (devastated but still good)

After 55 - she's like Australia (everyone knows where it is but nobody goes there)