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Happy Birthday
from the collection of Elaine D. Keiser
From 20 to 30, if you're feeling right HAPPY BIRTHDAY
It's ONCE in the morning and ONCE at night-
From 30 to 40, if you're still living right,
You skip the MORNING but continue at NIGHT
From 40 to 50 it's NOW and then
And from 50 to 60 it's GOD KNOWS WHEN
From 60 on, if you're STILL INCLINED,
Believe me, FELLA, it's all in your mind!