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Fascist (n, adj): a word used by Communists.
Nazi (n): anyone disagreeing with a liberal.
Controversial (adj): Not liberal.
Divisive (adj): see "Controversial."
Conservative leader (n): any Conservative proved wrong in public.
Insensitive (adj): any Conservative proved right in public.
Diversity (n): several different colors of liberals.
Multilateralist (n): one who performs oral oscillations upon foreign liberals, while genuflecting.
Community leader (n): otherwise unemployable ethnic liberal.
Analyst, Expert (n): otherwise unemployable white liberal.
Feminist (n): one who believes that the only success that matters is the success that men desire.
Religious Right (n): those who both vote and go to church, in violation of the First Amendment.
First Amendment (n): document protecting pornography, banning religion, declaring press immune to criticism.
Note: does not apply to political speech after McCain/Feingold.
The Constitution (n): the opinion of Anthony Kennedy.
The Will of the People (expression): the opinion of the New York Times, as interpreted by Anthony
Kennedy.
Separation of Powers (expression): when Bill and Hillary aren’t together.
Special Interest (n): 1: you, to somebody else. 2: somebody else, to you.
Spend more time with his/her family (expression): standard punishment for sloppy corruption.
Corruption (n): undocumented "express" lobbying.
Lobbying (n): temporally well-separated favors and bribes, properly documented.
Payoff (n): undocumented campaign contribution (to be refunded when “brought to my attention”)
The Heartland (n): election year concern.
Values (n): election year concern.
Mean-spirited (adj): Conservative, not yet apologetic on command.
Opinion Poll (n): device to determine the probability of acceptance of any given lie.
Opinion Pole (n): Michael Moore, James Carville, Paul Begala, and others.
Journalist (n): one who reports facts that support his prejudices.
Commentator (n): a more honest form of journalist.
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