Going to Preschool!
You have entered PlayPen.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
You are out of food and drink.
You begin to cry.
"Hail Mother"
Mother says, "Would you like some [Warm Milk]? I can go heat up some using this new [Microwave].
You say, 'What Microwave?"
Mother says, "We recently bought a Microwave at Sears."
You say, "I would like some Warm Milk."
Mother says, "I'll be right back."
Mother begins casting a spell.
Mother is surrounded by a brief maternal aura. (Spirit of Mom)
Soft Teddybear
You begin casting a spell. (Identify)
Item Lore: A Soft Teddybear whose eye has been chewed off.
(Time Lapse)
You have entered The Crib.
It will take you 30 seconds to nap.
It will take you 25 seconds to nap.
It will take you 20 seconds to nap.
It will take you 15 seconds to nap.
It will take you 10 seconds to nap.
It will take you 5 seconds to nap.
You have entered The Crib.
You say, "Hail Mother"
Mother says, "Good morning, dear, ready for your first day of [Pre-School]?"
You say, "What Pre-School?"
Mother says, "Happy Tree Pre-School, the neighborhood Pre-School. They will teach you the ways of childhood there."
You say, "I will go to Pre-School."
Mother says, "I'm so happy to see your enthusiastic!"
Mother begins casting a spell.
Mother creates a mystic portal.
LOADING, Please wait...
You have entered Happy Tree Pre-School.
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**TEACHER** [Level 50 College Grad] Cindy
[Level 3 Brat] Timmy
[Level 2 Manipulator] Suzy
[Level 2 SandboxSculptor] Zack
[Level 60 Matriarch] Mother
[Level 1 Newkid] You
There are 6 players in Happy Tree Pre-School.
Mother begins casting a spell.
Mother fades away.
You cry.
Suzy walks up, her "pet" Zack (charmed), in tow.
Suzy says, "! 0\/\/nj0o n A dool, /\/\y p3t r0x."
You say, '....'
Timmy shouts, 'Train to zone!'
A wasp stings Timmy for 3 points of damage!
A wasp stings Timmy for 5 points of Damage!
A wasp tries to bash Timmy, but Timmy dodges!
(You wield your No Rent Toy shovel)
You crush A wasp for 8 points of damage!
Your faction with WaspsOfHappyGrove got worse!
You have slain a wasp!
You gain experience!
Timmy says, "KSer!"
Timmy shoves YOU for 1 point of damage!
You have scraped your knee!
Pain and Suffering tries to strike YOU but misses!
You cry.
Cindy tells you, "What seems to be the problem?"
You tell Cindy, "Timmy shoved me and I scraped my knee, it hurts, can I get a Band-Aid?"
Cindy tells you, "Sorry, because I didn't see you scrape your knee, I can't give you a Band-Aid. If I did, before you know it, everyone would
pretend to scrape their knee and ask for Band-Aids!"
You tell Cindy, "...Whatever."
(You sit down, to recover HP)
A red ant bites YOU for 10 points of damage!
(You stand up)
You bash A red ant for 1 point of damage!
A red ant is stunned.
You crush A red ant for 3 points of damage!
You crush A red ant for 1 point of damage!
A red ant bites you for 2 points of damage!
You have been poisoned.
You crush A red ant for 4 points of damage!
A red ant bites you for 4 points of damage!
You score a critical hit! (14)
You crush A red ant for 4 points of damage!
You have slain A red ant!
You gain experience!
You have reached a new level!
Welcome to Level 2!
You shout, "Ding!"
Cindy shouts, "Woot!"
Zack shouts, "Gratz!!"
Timmy shouts, "You suck, KSer!"
Cindy shouts, "SHHH!"
The poison has run its course.