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That's right folks, here's your opportunity to get your FREE subscription to the MasterBiker's World Wide Writings.
You might ask, why would I want to receive something like that ??? Well, for one, you can learn more about me and my weird sense of humor.
If you want a good laugh, you can call up the Pot Belly section, maybe even print out one and use it for "pin the tail on the donkey".
If you're really serious, you can read my own obituary (with Eulogies). The only known Home Page section where one has posted ones own Obituary before one has even passed on.
Of course there's always my Opinion section with past writings and there's even a private writing page of which you'll need the ID and Password.
Then I've developed a Family Album section of my family, weddings, parents, relatives, etc.
Every once in a while I get silly ... and I've even developed a distortion section... I only distort people I know and love. I distorted me first, so as to not make anyone offended.
So sign up if you want, no big deal, I'm just having a lot of fun here. For now you'll have to go through my email address listed below to get my M3W...

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