The Socrates Argument Clinic

The Socrates Argument Clinic is closely based on Monty Python's Argument Clinic.

In this version, however, you will have a chance to match your wits against history's most famous philosopher. Unlike some of the dialogues, a sycophantic response (or ad hominem argument) may bring on the ridicule of others.

Your challenge is to complete the argument without making Socrates drink the hemlock. But if you can't contain yourself, click on the hemlock icon-

Frequently Anticipated Questions

Whatever, let me at him!

-Return to Patton's Argument Clinic