I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas

   

I chewed the hat on Daddy’s head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid all the toys in my own bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I threw up on Mommy's rug;
I made Zachy eat a bug;
Gave good ol' Gretchen’s beard a tug
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
So you better be good whatever you do,
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!

I put some scratches on Mommy’s chair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I pulled the nose off her favorite bear,
Somebody snitched on me.
I took a whiz on Mommy's plants,
Jumped on Tracy and tore her pants,
Filled my brother’s bowl with ants,
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
So you better be good whatever you do,
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

Well, once again again as you can see from the above poem I am still totally misunderstood by my entire family (except for Daddy).  By now it is a well known fact that no one in this family ever listens to my side of the story!  I spent an entire day helping my mommy decorate our house for Christmas and I don't even think she appreciated it.  Thank heavens Daddy took the following pictures of me as a testimony of my hard work!

     

 

   

 

 
   

If you've been good and have some extra toys you would like to share with me, please e-mail me!