Teagan telling on Bandit, Presston, & Noble Caption Credit: Sheila Gay

COMICAL SIDE OF OUR BORDER COLLIES!

"Watch me kiddo...find a soft place in the snow..."

"Lie down and roll about on one side like this....pay attention..."

"Then lie down on other side and roll about..."

"There ya go ~ a proper Border Collie Snow Angel..!"

"You can call me anything, but don't call me late for dinner...!"

"Make a Grand Entrance..."	"Start with a low dip..."	"Power up as you start to fly..."	"Lifting up high..."
"Standing up on toes..."	"Pirouette nicely..."	"Take a deep bow when done..."	"Thank you, thank you very much..!"

"And THEN she said...I was going to 'fly' to Australia...! Dogs can't fly...!!"

"I'm Dasher........I'm Dancer....!"	"Maybe I will be Comet instead...!"	"Look! I can fly like Rudolph...!"
(Lark enters) "Alright, you scallywags....knock off the Tomfoolery...!"	"Santa will pick ME to lead his sleigh!" Kids..."OK mom. You the Queen...!"	"Merry Christmas to All...!"

"Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree...!!"

"I'm leading..." "No, I want to lead this time...!" "I'm the boy. I'm supposed to lead...!"

"Does this coat make me look fat? WHAT?! I'm having Puppies...!"

"Look! Mom has been holding out on us...MILK!"	"Where? Mom is all stiff legged... I can't find any..."	"Right On...Over Here...I found a few drops too..."
Juice...."I give up! One more sip won't hurt..."	Close Up of Expression on Juice's face in last frame

"Pretend you don't see your lead....look sly...."	"Sneak up on your lead and GRAB IT...!"	"Run fast with your lead...make sharp turns..."
"Teach it to follow you everywhere...jump over rocks..."	"Advanced move...hold your lead by the handle..."	"When done, leave in a neat pile for next lesson."

"Tuck your head under to somersault..."	"Grab your toy as you roll over..."	"Your person will smile and think you are SO clever...!"
"Let me demonstrate the moves again...tuck your head..."	"Another angle of a great somersault retreive..."	"Did you see it that time?"
"One more time up close with a piece of cardboard...drum roll please..."	"DARN! Missed my target...shoulda quit while I was ahead..."	"If that happens, act nonchalant...like you planned it that way."

"Pssst....hey kid, C'Mere....You look like a bright lad...Help your ol' man get out..."	(Whisper) "Listen..I'm locked in the yard. Undo that snap on the gate, will ya...?"	"Atta Boy...over there. Sneak like a proper Border Collie... Don't let Carol see you...!"
"I'll stand guard..." "Way up there? ...I'll try Pops...!"	"Did ya get it open?...." "I don't know how! Sorry...!"	"Aw, forget it kid. Ya gotta lot to learn." "I want to grow up just like you Pop...!"

"Eh-lo!.....What's this?.....Looks like an abandonded stick...!"	"I LOVE chewing on sticks....feels so good on my gums as my big dog teeth come in...!"	"Go ahead...Make my day...Try to take my stick away..! (That's my Eastwood impersonation...!)"
"WHOA....Stand back....Take a look at THAT stick...!"	"This has to be the Granddaddy of all sticks...!"	"Perhaps wee lads such as I should chew on sticks our own size."

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