"How many times are you going to tell me this story?" [118 K]
"Looks like rain" (Mrs.) [369 K] 
"Tis a far, far betther thing I do" [260 K]
"They're nice ears, but..." (Mr. & Mrs.) [369 K]
"On this cold December night..." (Scott singing) [112 K]
"Don't call me sweetie" (Mrs. and Rox) [170 K]
"Did you... lick his face?" [41K]
"I hope you're in therapy." [73 K]
"The Tidybowl man" [56 K]
"Fix my plumbing" (Fran) [144 K]
"Pesky squirrels" [103 K]
"The bathroom is the most dangerous" [674 K]
"Who are you?" [122 K]
"We were just starting to click" [73K]
60 second commercial--not available--ran out of space : ( [942 K]
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