Thursday, December 30, 2004
David and I spent the holidays decluttering and rearranging the house. Those of you who have been to our house
understand what a LARGE chore that is. Anyway, that's why I've been away from the computer for awhile.
We tend to keep Christmas/Yule low-key and just enjoy the time off. KJ's main present from us this year was a GameBoy
SP. He also got a carrying case, a Scorpanok Transformer, new coat, and new shoes. He was thrilled with everything
and thanked us profusely. Low-key and low-budget. ;-) Of course he gets gifts from the rest of the family too...plus
his dad's side. KJ says that a double Christmas is one advantage to your parents being divorced.
KJ and I went on a nature walk across the road today. The weather is wonderful and it was so relaxing. We
collected some things for KJ to draw and even saw a snake.
Pictures are here.
4:40 pm cst
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Happy Birthday
Yesterday was David's birthday. I made him a birthday cookie that looked like the sun since we would be celebrating
at a winter solstice party that our friend's, Karen and Bryan, were having.
I had some extra cookie dough so I made some plain round cookies and used the last of the icing to make some faces.
They were just some extra cookies to keep at home, not for the party. KJ saw the faces and said, "Hey Mom, Are these
all of Dude's moods?" (KJ calls David, "Dude.") I laughed until I was crying over the different "moods of Dude."

The winter solstice party was a blast!! Our friend's outdid themselves. Karen had craft areas for adults
and children. David, KJ, and I all made beeswax candles, and KJ and I both made a magic wand. We also had a choice
of those oranges with cloves stuck inside, I can't remember what they're called; 6-sided snowflakes, tissue paper lanterns,
wooden ornaments, paper sun crowns, and coloring sheets. Everyone brought food and drinks which were delicious,
Karen asked people to bring instruments so we had several guitars, a banjo, violin, drums, and a basket of rhythm instruments.
We sang and sang, laughed, and sang some more. KJ commandeered a drum and had the time of his life jamming along.
He's actually very good. He switched to maracas a few times, but always returned to the drum. We sang everything
from children's songs to Spanish songs to Christmas carols to popular hits from the 60's and 70's. Needless to
say, KJ was wired up on the way home.
Our neighbor's grandson, Jared, is here visiting from Hawaii so he and KJ have been playing constantly. I barely
saw either of them yesterday afternoon and they're back at it again today.
1:04 pm cst
Thursday, December 16, 2004

June
Cleaver: You are June Cleaver from Leave it
to Beaver. You might not wear pearls while you
do your housework, but you
probably like the
idea of being a traditional type of mom who
bakes special treats for your kids when they
come home
from school and who sits down to
dinner with them at night. You think of
thoughtful ways to show your kids you care
like
making elaborate Halloween costumes or
whipping up chicken noodle soup for sore
throats and you work hard to stay involved
in
their lives. Of course, you teach your children right from wrong
and always hold them to strict standards,
though
you may prefer that someone else in the
household do the actual disciplining. That's
just because you are so devoted
to your little
ones, you can't stand the thought of missing
out on any time with them behind angry doors or
pouting
faces.
Which TV Mom are you?brought to you by Quizilla
6:51 pm cst
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Yes, Mom, I'm going to blog again. I just got busy. *hmmph**
Oh Laura, I laughed and laughed about you and overpasses. Between the two us, it's a wonder KJ has any common
sense at all.
There have been lots of little blog-worthy things to tell about so this blog is just a hodge podge of stuff.
*We stopped at the grocery store one evening. David was just going to run in real quick so KJ and I stayed in the
car. While he was inside, a little old lady driving a car the same color as ours pulled in beside us and proceeded to
finish up eating a hot dog before getting out. You know where this is going, don't you...I saw David exit the store
and head our way. I saw him go to the passenger side of the other car, but didn't have time to do anything about it.
I watched in horror as he opened her door and started to get in. I saw the shock on his face as he realized his mistake.
Luckily the little old lady wasn't the easily excitable type and laughed it off. We were at our small town grocery store
which helped the situation.
*KJ was massaging and beating on my upper back one afternoon. When he finished, he heaved a sigh and said, "I feel
like a machine gun that has shot all its shots!"
*I was asking KJ the narration questions about Charlemagne from the Story of The World II Activity Guide. He was
answering the question about things Charlemagne had done to improve the lives of his people. KJ listed several things
and finished up with Charlemagne conquering other countries and making them be baptised as Christians or die. He paused
and said, "a bit of a control freak, I think." I laughed and laughed about Charlemagne the control freak.
*On Thursday we had a "Christmas at the Mayborn" field trip to the Mayborn museum with our homeschool group. The
kids loved it and I got to meet two new families who have joined the group. There were 4 school groups and us rotating
between 5 activities. We were asked several times what group we were and told how well behaved, how cool, how inpressed
they were, etc. One activity involved the kids acting out the Christmas story. There were four innkeepers and
KJ was innkeeper number 3. Mary, Joseph, and the donkey were to go up to each innkeeper and knock. The innkeeper
would ask, "Who's there?" Joseph would say "Joseph." The innkeeper would say, "What do you want?" Joseph
would say, "We need a room," and the innkeeper would say, "No rooms." This was to continue until the fourth innkeeper
who would of course let them stay in the stable. Well... when poor Joseph who happens to be one of KJ's good friends, got
to KJ and answered, "Joseph," KJ said, "Joseph who?" The whole room died laughing (parents included) while poor
Joseph was wondering what his last name was.
2:34 pm cst
Friday, December 3, 2004
What do you get when you mix 20+ people, a medium size house, plastic cups that look exactly alike, lots of finger foods,
and a couple of sick people? A cesspool of germs...that's what my dad called Thanksgiving this year after half of us
came down with some viral crud a couple of days after the great eating frenzy. In our family, David was sick first,
but is now on the mend. I started with the sore throat, headache, fever, cough yesterday, but can function if appropriately
drugged. Amazingly enough, KJ has remained healthy. *knock on wood* Anyway, David had lunch at Co-op with KJ today
and brought him home after Narnia class so I could stay home and rest. After they had been home a few minutes, KJ asked
David if he had told me about the sign. David said that he hadn't yet and asked if my bladder was empty. (a sure sign
that he was going to say something funny) Apparently the following conversation took place on the way home from Co-op.
David and KJ are driving past a construction site for a motel...
KJ: "Are they EVER going to finish that motel?"
David: "Yes, it just takes a while. They have to build all those individual
rooms."
KJ: "Well, they're NEVER going to finish if they keep taking so many
breaks."
David: "Huh?"
KJ: "Those men who work on the building... they take breaks all the time."
David: "I don't understand what you're talking about."
KJ: "You KNOW... like the men who work on the road. They work in one
place for just a little while and then they take a break... work in another place for a little while and take another break."
David: "WHERE did you get this from?"
KJ: exasperated with David's ignorance "The signs they're always
holding that say, 'Give Us A Break.' They are ALWAYS asking for a break."
David: laughing so hard that it's a wonder that he doesn't have a wreck
"The sign says, 'Give Us A Brake,' B-R-A-K-E like the brakes on a car. They want cars to slow down. Not break
B-R-E-A-K like taking a rest."
KJ: "Oooohh"
When David finished telling me all this, I just sat there stunned. I couldn't believe that
KJ didn't know the difference between break and brake. What a horrible teacher I must be for him to have such a gap
in his education. Then the humour hit, irrationality left, and I hee-hawed. No, I didn't wet my pants. :-)
8:21 pm cst