Car Phone Lessons

by Robin Holly (ttto 'I'll Go No More A-Rovin' with You, Fair Maid')

I left the phone on while I drove
Mark well what I do say
I left the phone on while I drove
The bill was something to behold

Chorus:
Iıll go no more a-roaminı with my cell phone
A-roamin', a-roamin', since roaming's been my ru-i-in
Iıll go no more a roamin' with my cell phone

I bought a cellphone for the road
Mark well what I do say
I bought a cellphone for the road
So in case of breakdowns, I'd be towed

Chorus

But while I drove I made some calls
Mark well what I do say
But while I drove I made some calls
And at the charges Iım appalled

Chorus

So now my phone is never on
Mark well what I do say
So now my phone is never on
The boss can't call me when I'm gone

Chorus