The Interstate 81 Overpass Song
        Words: Daniel Glasser
        (to the tune of "The 49th Street Bridge Song", by Paul Simon)

        Slow down, you move too fast.
        According to the sign we passed, the
        "Fines are doubled in work zones";
        Barrels are out,
        Pavement's groovy!

        Hello flagman, what'cha knowin'?
        Why don't you get this traffic flowin'?
        Ain't you got no sympathy?
        doot-n-doo-doo
        Pavement's groovy!

        I've got places to go and schedules to keep,
        the traffic's not moving, it's more like a creep,
        and the truck up ahead is droppin' pebbles on me!
        Road construction,
        Pavement's groovy!

I couldn't help it, I'm sorry!  Please don't hurt me!