Your Con's Name Here
by Michael McAfee
TTTO Your State's Name Here, Peter and Lou Berryman

Sometimes I need to be with other fen
There's a special event on a special weekend
That always takes place at this time of the year
And nothing's as good as your con's name here

There is no hotel that is filled with such cheer
As the glorious room space of your con's name here
The staff is so friendly, they don't bitch or moan
And leave all the members of your con alone

Oh, your con's name here, oh again, what a con
From Friday to Sunday, from dusk until dawn
When I look around, it's painfully clear
There is nothing better than your con's name here

Our guests are all famous, their names are well known
Like your favorite artist and your favorite pro
You'll see them all lounging in our spacious con suite
While having a sandwich of your favorite meat

Come to our panels and you'll learn something new
Concerning a favorite topic or two
Then see the masquerade, it's earned it's fame
You'll see a favorite character's name

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Our parties each evening are second to none
Where being an orientation is fun
You can relax without any fear
While having a soda or local brewed bheer

And best of all filkers won't burn out your ear
As they sing in the hallways of your con's name here
When the weekend is over to home you'll be sent
With your body exhausted and all your cash spent

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