10. You find yourself humming "The Wheels On The Bus" in the shower

 

9. Every time you turn around someone tells you that you have a piece of glitter on your face

 

8.  Every time your spouse or partner acts like a jerk you have to curb the urge to put them in a "Time Out"

 

7.  You cough into your elbow

 

6.  You continually wear out the knees of your pants from being on the floor so much

5.  Some of your most-prized jewelry is made of pipe cleaners

4.  You have mastered the art of passing gas and announcing, "Someone's got a poopy diaper!"

3.  You have the strange need to stockpile newspapers, baby food jars, frozen dinner trays and toilet paper tubes

2.  You know the names of every X-Man, Muppet, Wiggle, Power Ranger, Car, Webkin, Pirate, Spiderman villain and Latina Explorer (and her cousin!)

1.  They know you by name at the 99 Cents Store