The Electronic Liberation Front invites you to join the Avocado Ribbon Campaign to end stupidity on the Internet.
The ELF is attempting to protect the resources of the Internet for the intelligent, by isolating the net from the stupid. To this end we have lobbied extensively for the permenant removal from the Internet of those persons with an IQ of less than 120. We are also endevoring to restrict the legislation and regulation of the internet by the stupid.
We look forward to a day when the stupid will not even be aware of the Internet, and they will be able to safely watch Alice reruns on the Superstation while we, the intelligent and wise, post anonymous messages in usenet forums and engage in other activities that stupid people have time and again shown they cannot comprehend.
Joining the Avocado Ribbon Campaign is easy. All you have to do is place one of our Avocado Ribbon Campaign logos on your web page and link it back to this page. You do not need special permission to do this, the Avocado Ribbon Campaign logos are in the public domain.
Remember, the success of our campaign depends on your participation. Join the Avocado Ribbon Campaign today!
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