It is 0445 -0500 UTC, 27 July 1996. You know what I'm writing about. I just want you to know, whoever you are, that your act of cowardice, your vain attempt to garner attention for yourself, will only bring you ruin. When, not if, but when we find you, you shall know the full wrath of our people.
May God have mercy on your worthless soul,
Rickwood Out
(With aplogies to Brock Meeks)