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Society of the Bewildered GAZETTE

All the Bewilderedness that's Fit to Print

July 11, 1996

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Migration Habits of the Society

Or, Bill Breaks Wind
Here, captured in a rare photograph, is a picture of a flock of Society Members who are winging their way south for the winter. Actually, the photo was taken in Galveston, Texas where the Society gathered for the traditional Thanksgiving meeting.

Bill is the migration and flight instructor for the society, as he is the resident expert on Ducks. He is also the society expert on chapstick, but I digress. Just put it on my bill.
"The key to migration," says Bill, "is to properly break wind. If you do it just right, you'll find people really want to just fly right out of there."

Coming Really Soon - The Lucky Ducks Work Their Magic

And Get Caught in a Compromising Photograph

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To quote "The X Files:" The Truth is Out There.
Do your really believe all that science stuff they're teaching us in school is true? Well, thanks to the POWER of the internet, the truth can finally be revealed. Learn the truth about telescopes. Learn about the resistance movement of resistors. The solution to all problems can be found on the internet.

The Society of the Bewildered GAZETTE Archives
The May 4, 1996 Issue (Thelma and Louise)
The June 14, 1996 Issue (Pink Flamingos)
The June 21, 1996 Issue (The Royal Society)
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THE PURPOSE of the Society of the Bewildered:
"We're Bewildered, we have a purpose, but we can't remember what it was. Since we can't find it, we've substituted 'DUCK DANCING' and the neverending Search for the Perfect Margarita."
MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS:
"The only requirements are 1.) having children (or once knowing someone who had children) and b.) willingness to admit to being a member. It hasn't really been established that men can actually be members. Men, it seems, refuse to admit to being bewildered. However, in defiance of all logic, they are quick to admit being members of the BEWILDERED SOCIETY.
With these requirements the list of non-members grows daily."

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