Happy 4th
Happy Independence Day. Let's keep those critters inside, away from the fireworks!
Julia's 3rd Husband
Julia Roberts got married again. WTF?! I didn't even know she had a new guy. Doesn't matter. It won't last. I'm her #3 anyway.
Lotto
I wonder if I won the lottery last night. It's up to $19 million. Yesterday, I pumped $7.77 in gas, just for good luck. Let's hope it worked.
7.3.2002
FINAL RESULT: PASS
I passed my emission inspection today. I still think of my car as being fairly "new", even though it's about 8 years old now. I can't imagine it failing the test, because I try to keep it in good condition. But, today it started putting out a lot of smoke during the test. I thought I was going to flunk! But, they gave me the thumbs up and sent me on my way.
Cook-In
I'm thinking of having a 4th of July cookout. But, the forecast calls for rain. If it does rain, we could always eat inside, I guess. Then, we'll watch the fireworks on TV. The other benefit of this is that we can hide from the terrorists!
My dog
My friend, Bradley, has escaped again. His stupid fucking owner drove by today asking if I'd seen him. He probably doesn't have a tag on still. And, he's terrified of the fireworks that have been going off. Stupid people should not be allowed to keep pets.
7.2.2002
The Animal Rescue Site
In the tradition of the Hunger Site, the Breast Cancer Site, and the Rainforest Site, .... here's a new one! Click on the Animal Rescue site to help out animals in need.
Save Your Poptops
The Ronald McDonald house charity saves these to raise money for their organization. Save your tops and turn them in to RMH or send them to me!
Still no word on what happened to my neighbor yesterday. But, everybody saw it. The people across the street called me over to talk about it last night. I haven't seen anybody at the house today. So, I hope we figure out what's going on soon.
7.1.2002
News of the Weird
2 police cars pulled up to my house today around noon. They went up to the neighbor's door. And, 5 minutes later, they were escorting him to away in handcuffs. WTF?! I'm going to try to find out what happened. How weird is that? Does he have a bunch of parking tickets? Is he a serial killer??
Happy July.
The 4th is coming. And, I'm a little worried that some terrorist is going to ruin the day for us. Let's hope that everybody's on the lookout for anything out of the ordinary.
Here are some links where you can help out the world a little bit. First there's the Rainforest site. After you click the link, be sure to also click once on the Hunger Site badge, and the Breast Cancer Site badge. All it takes is a click to help out. No money needed.
It's nice and quiet here today. With the parents gone, I'm back to my normal schedule.
6.30.2002
Free @ Last!
I dropped off my parents at the airport at 7 a.m. Now, I can finally do what I want, when I want, where I want! Woohoo! And, I get to sleep in my own bed! And, I can get some peace and quiet when I come home! I think they had a good time here. But, they were probably just as glad to be going home. Mom hated riding in the back seat of my car. So, that meant we couldn't do much traveling around. She could only handle short trips. So, we did nothing yesterday. I went to a movie - the Bourne Identity - which was pretty good. Dad left me some Budweisers. And, they also bought mayo and salad dressing that I'll never use.
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