Things That Suck Not

Most things in life fall into one of two categories: Things That Suck, and Things That Don't Suck. After you read the list, you get to suggest your own favorite Things That Don't Suck. If you are brave enough, you should also check out the other list. But, don't take this too seriously, ok folks? It's just a list! Got something you want to add to this list? Let me know!


  • Amy Sedaris
  • David Sedaris
  • Zorb
  • Sam Brown
  • Billy Holiday
  • New Zealand
  • England
  • David Letterman
  • Tetris
  • The Biltmore
  • Backrubs
  • Leon Redbone
  • Payday
  • Stephen Hawking
  • Howard Dean
  • Julie Bowen
  • the Beatles
  • Chocolate
  • Uma Thurman
  • Cameron Diaz
  • Velcro
  • e.t.
  • Krispy Kreme
  • Survivor
  • Animal Planet
  • PETA
  • Legos
  • Ben & Jerry's
  • Nirvana
  • Food Network
  • Monty Python
  • Foo Fighters
  • Harry Potter
  • Shoelaces
  • Mighty Mouse
  • The Simpsons
  • Bookmarks
  • Colored pencils
  • Yearbooks
  • Stars
  • Star Wars
  • The Milky Way
  • Beer
  • St. Patrick's Day
  • Summer
  • Tibet
  • France
  • Airplanes
  • New Orleans
  • E-6
  • the Dalai Lama
  • First class travel
  • Parks
  • Sculpture
  • Grandparents
  • Grandchildren
  • Portland
  • Mel Brooks
  • Ireland
  • Wine
  • Sesame Street
  • Sesame seeds
  • Batman
  • Jet Li
  • Bridget Fonda
  • Watermelon
  • Buddha
  • Dr. Seuss
  • Orson Welles
  • the Wizard of Oz
  • Munchkins
  • Hash browns
  • Drums
  • Kethup
  • Jimi Hendrix
  • Guitars
  • Eddie Van Halen
  • Dogs
  • Sir Isaac Newton
  • Aristotle
  • Nietzche
  • San Francisco
  • Pizza
  • Italy
  • Bridges
  • Mt. Hood
  • Mt. St. Helens
  • Mt. Rainier
  • Animals
  • Espresso
  • Europe
  • Rain
  • Hydro power
  • Solar power
  • Lakes
  • Rivers
  • Cream cheese
  • Dean Kamen
  • Inline skates
  • Bagels
  • Pretzels
  • the Gap
  • Julia Stiles
  • Cucumbers
  • Bowling
  • Fax machines
  • Cameron Crowe
  • Oreos
  • Pie
  • Magnets
  • Roses
  • Jimmy Carter
  • Soy foods
  • Quicktime
  • Dr. John
  • Salsa
  • Organ music
  • Puget Sound
  • Mountains
  • Elvis
  • Popcorn
  • Pop Art
  • Microwave ovens
  • Tofurky
  • Veat
  • Cordless drills
  • Boats
  • Microbrews
  • Tully's
  • Going barefoot
  • Ballard
  • the Space Needle
  • Steve Buscemi
  • William H. Macy
  • Willie Fulgear
  • Friends
  • Julia Roberts
  • Sandra Bullock
  • Switzerland
  • Honeymoons
  • Paradise
  • Hiking
  • Camping
  • Pasta
  • Reese Witherspoon
  • Reese's
  • Seattle
  • Morgan Freeman
  • Blade Runner
  • Raising Arizona
  • Frank Zappa
  • Steve Jobs
  • Al Gore
  • Sarah Jessica Parker
  • Mary Stuart Masterson
  • Ridley Scott
  • Courtney Thorne Smith
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar
  • Melissa Joan Hart
  • Claire Forlani
  • Sarah Jessica Parker
  • Gwyneth Paltrow
  • the Flying Karamazov Brothers
  • Macromedia Flash
  • Johnny Depp
  • Toy Story
  • Adam Sandler
  • Thanksgiving
  • Penguins
  • Hunter S. Thompson
  • Lake Michigan
  • 1-hr photo developing
  • Porch swings
  • Monkeys
  • 311
  • Rage Against The Machine
  • Jamiroquai
  • Disc Golf
  • Babe Ruth
  • Willie Mays
  • Eggplant
  • the Doors
  • South Park
  • Asparagus
  • Cranium
  • C-41 processing
  • Powerman 5k
  • David Bowie
  • Smashing Pumpkins
  • Zip-loc baggies
  • Jeff Buckley
  • Pumpkins
  • Lysol
  • Post-it notes
  • Fireplaces
  • Direct deposit
  • Baklava
  • Lifesavers
  • Talk Soup
  • Home-cooked meals
  • Baby wipes
  • Christopher Buckley
  • (TAFKA..) Prince
  • Karen Carpenter
  • Windmills
  • Catcher in the Rye
  • Starbucks
  • Giraffes
  • Max Cleland
  • Mojo Nixon / Skid Roper
  • David Alan Grier
  • Little Ceasar's
  • Old Navy
  • Peter Ustinov
  • the Grand Canyon
  • Cacti
  • Seth Green
  • Mini-me
  • Lance Armstrong
  • Green
  • Family
  • Teddy bears
  • Jeremy Irons
  • Bass Ale
  • Morrissey
  • Orange Juice
  • Apple juice
  • AOL Instant Messenger
  • The Motley Fool
  • the Cure
  • Cheerios
  • Frogs
  • Super 8
  • Hanukkah
  • John Waters
  • Chinese food
  • Kazoos
  • Tina Turner
  • Austin Powers
  • Heather Graham
  • Creative License
  • Amnesty International
  • Star Trek
  • Sex
  • Blue eyes
  • Naturally curly hair
  • Compliments
  • Pigtails
  • Flowers
  • Almonds
  • Pistachios
  • Pecans
  • Muffins
  • Futurama
  • Peanuts
  • Girl Scout cookies
  • Creme Brulee
  • Calvin Trillen
  • a wink
  • Bruce Lee
  • John Coltrane
  • the Parthenon
  • the Pantheon
  • the Coliseum / Rome
  • Liz Phair
  • Billy Barty
  • Nicholas Cage
  • Santa Claus
  • Elves
  • Fresh air
  • Track lighting
  • Vaulted ceilings
  • Lazy Susans
  • Spiral staircases
  • Hardwood floors
  • Greek columns
  • Justice
  • Oktoberfest
  • Sweettarts
  • Crockpots
  • Speaker phones
  • Mustangs
  • Sleeping in
  • Beastie Boys
  • Trompe l'oeil
  • Tree houses
  • Car dancing
  • Skinnydipping
  • Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Superman
  • Wonder Woman
  • Kevin Smith
  • Binoculars
  • Border collies
  • Kahlua
  • Bill Cosby
  • French fries
  • Gratitude
  • Gratuities
  • Movies
  • Ashley Judd
  • Faith Ford
  • Ed Sullivan
  • Michael Jordan
  • Marshmallows
  • All-You-Can-Eat buffets
  • Billiards
  • a Cat's purr
  • Synchronicity
  • Phil Hartman
  • Chris Farley
  • Janis Joplin
  • Norm MacDonald
  • Film Festivals
  • Swimming Pools
  • Travel
  • Honeysuckle
  • Ping Pong
  • PacMan
  • Electricity
  • Toys
  • Irony
  • Childhood
  • Flashlights
  • Murals
  • Folk art
  • Bubbles
  • the Chunnel
  • Viagra
  • Pixar
  • Gilbert Gottfried
  • Stevie Wonder
  • Banana splits
  • Spring
  • Natural water springs
  • Mattress springs
  • British phone booths
  • British Bobbies
  • Beefeaters
  • Edward Gorey
  • Jeanne Moos
  • Robert Smigel
  • Picabo Street
  • PalmPilots
  • Coffee in your Hot Chocolate
  • Jonny "Big Air" Moseley
  • Michelle Kwan
  • Tara Lipinsky
  • Nieces
  • Nephews
  • Taking pictures (further)
  • Robin Williams
  • Cajun dancing
  • the Virginia Reel
  • Jack Lemmon
  • Jack Nicholson
  • James Cameron
  • Black
  • David Byrne
  • Ving Rhames
  • Flannel sheets
  • Pop tarts
  • Screen savers
  • Brownie Points
  • Velvet
  • Cashmere
  • the Moon
  • Cilantro
  • Chocolate brownies w/ vanilla ice cream
  • Seinfeld
  • E.R.
  • John Lithgow
  • When Big Tobacco gets sued
  • Smash Mouth
  • Goldfinger
  • Moving sidewalks
  • Juliana Hatfield
  • Garbage - (the band)
  • Terry Bradshaw
  • Spumco
  • Yo Yo Ma
  • Hammocks
  • Danny DeVito
  • Marilu Henner
  • Lava lamps
  • Nilla Wafers
  • Conan O'Brien
  • Charles Addams
  • CUSeeMe
  • Ovid
  • Tollhouse cookies
  • Hot cocoa
  • the Blues Brothers
  • Staplers
  • Will Smith
  • Drew Barrymore
  • Freedom
  • Weekends
  • Riven
  • Vegetarians / Vegans
  • Tom Hanks
  • C.S. Lewis
  • James Brown
  • Purple
  • Tricky envelopes
  • Portabello Mushrooms
  • Avocados
  • Wisdom
  • Moms
  • Mother Teresa
  • Pumpkorn
  • Dean Martin
  • Jerry Lewis
  • Playboy
  • Natalie Portman
  • Christina Ricci
  • Princess Di
  • Cotton candy
  • Sheep
  • Pastries
  • Tex Avery
  • Rubbing a bald head
  • Forgiveness
  • Garlic
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • Barry Sonnenfeld
  • Surprise parties
  • Rollercoasters
  • Indiglo watches
  • Loyalty
  • Blue suede shoes
  • Jackie Chan
  • Baked Tostitos
  • Baked Lay's
  • Cold sheets in Summer
  • The St. Louis Arch
  • Seashells
  • Isle of Palms, SC
  • Pringles
  • Teamwork
  • Snow
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Honesty
  • Pianos
  • Mary Tyler Moore
  • Umbrellas
  • Martin Short
  • Nicorette
  • Cappuccino
  • the Mars Rover
  • Parades
  • 21-Gun salutes
  • Sojourner Truth
  • JavaScript
  • Charles Kuralt
  • Jimmy Stewart
  • Pez
  • Twister
  • Atlanta
  • David Blaine
  • James Taylor
  • Saxaphones
  • Duct tape
  • Jacques Cousteau
  • Rocking chairs
  • Convertibles
  • Quentin Tarantino
  • Julie Brown
  • M.C. Escher
  • Rainbows
  • Porches
  • the Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Nintendo 64
  • Frank Lloyd Wright
  • Helicopters
  • Girlfriends
  • Charleston
  • John Cleese
  • George Carlin
  • Evander Holyfield
  • When people get what they deserve
  • Slow dancing
  • Edgar Allen Poe
  • Grilled cheese sandwiches
  • Callaway Gardens
  • Henry Rollins
  • Squirrel Nut Zippers
  • Tiger Woods
  • Jackie Robinson
  • the Telephone
  • Gadgets
  • Albert Einstein
  • the Independent Film Channel
  • Jazz
  • the Sundance Channel
  • Baseball
  • Softball
  • Butterfingers
  • Waterfalls

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