Lighten up, people. It's just a list! This is not just MY list. It was made up by scores of people around the world who sent in their suggestions. Don't forget to visit the Things That Don't Suck list too! If your panties are in a wad about this list, then you'll like the other one much better. Frank Luntz Robert Novak Tucker Carlson Delays (such as "Tom") David Norris Alan Keyes Karen Hughes Karl Rove Warren Sapp Ann H. Coulter Bill O'Reilly George W. Bush The Governator Enron cooked books Rick Santorum the price of gas Blackouts Halliburton Raymond Peebler Saddam Hussein Uday Hussein Strom Thurmond Kim Jong Il David Gest Hair loss TMJ Trent Lott Botox parties Fruitcake Hairballs Donna Hanover (greedy ex-Mrs. Giuliani) Ringworm Arthritis Slugs Carson Daly Charlton Heston Osama bin Laden Lock Vista Apartments Suhrco Mgmt. Co. Cottage cheese Virginia McMillan, D.D.S. Margaret Winkels Dubya Sinusitis Taheed & Ytossie Blindness Sickle cell anemia Pimento cheese Andy Rooney Insect bites Fights/Arguments Puppy Mills Pet Stores Rep. Bud Shuster Tom Green Bobby Knight Bruce Harvey Neal Boortz Ray Lewis John Rocker Sarah Slagle Clay Harbin Cloud 9 "Pet Resort" L. Ron Hubbard LFO Collective Soul Slobodan Milosevic Potholes The Offspring Artistic differences Propaganda Alcoholics Prejudice when coffee goes cold Joan Rivers Neal Horsley Geocities banner ads Monica Lewinsky Leroy Lounibos Lockjaw / Hydrophobia Broken hearts Braggarts Brussel sprouts "just be(ing) friends" Animal Circuses When Animals Attack! P.M.S. Silverfish Paper cuts Byron "Low Tax" Looper Hypocrisy Ethnic cleansing Child abuse Hard jeans Tight jeans Mutated genes Federal Records Service Shipwrecks Melodrama Cafeteria food Paranoia Wannabes Nightmares Guilt Crowds Drunk people Earthquakes Missing puzzle pieces the American Family Association Bad hygiene Bunions Guns Puff Daddy/P. Diddy "Goth" freaks Running out of toilet paper Reggie White Beanie babies seniors who still drive Mike Bowers Falling asleep at work Paula Jones Linda Tripp Ken Starr Full parking lots Jellyfish stings Aggressive drivers Godzilla School of the Americas Burned toast / burned cookies / scorched popcorn Local news coverage Smoking Tobacco Jihad Terry Nichols George "the DUI Lawyer" Stein (Vehicular homicides are his specialty!) the 7-10 split Vanilla Ice Milli Vanilli Double-dippers Scientology Road rash Getting dumped Close-talkers Nasal congestion John Walker Lindh Snuff WWF/WCW Wrestling Nat'l Org. of Internet Marketing Spice Girls Boy bands Toothaches Doom Dread Hate Babies with pierced ears Getting struck by lightning Ignorance Heroin Intolerance Last call Paparazzi Rejection Road construction detours Road rage Constipation Alzheimer's disease Short Notice Being broke Men with breasts Gray areas Noise Rape Divorce Pedophiles S.I.D.S. - Sudden Infant Death Syndrome Repitition Hanson Cocaine Fur coats Burning the rainforests Fake boobs Frank Gifford Tim McVeigh Spam "Dixie" car horns Chiggers the Confederate flag Jet lag Teasing Soap operas Toll booths Ineptitude Uday Hussein Depression Repression Ralph Reed the Christian Coalition the Plague Lyme disease Mike Tyson People who don't vote Stress Adobe PageMaker the N.Y. Mets Stephen "Sue-em-all" Yagman Beverly LaHaye the Independent Film Channel John Gotti Sammy "the Bull" Gravano "Cosa Nostra" Sentences that end in a preposition Adolf Hitler Back hair Forgetting how a dream ends Almost sneezing Growing apart from your friends Lice Beggars Sunburn Tardiness Religious Cults Montgomery Burns Martin Lawrence Robert Downey, Jr. When a vending machine rejects your dollar Doing laundry East-West Rap Wars Notorious B.I.G. Refolding a map Suckers Charles Manson the Iditarod Erris Mail Order Marketing Business Frat boys Monkey movies Leaving your headlights on Hockey fights Reverse discrimination Yappy dogs Coitus Interruptus Plotless movies Fighting with your best friend Generic brand products Leaky pens Math classes Melrose Place Chess players Smart-asses Welfare cheats Leftover Christmas lights People who name their kids "Barbi," "Candi," "Buffy," etc. The Grammy Awards Celine Dion Mariah Carey the Cranberries Conformists Seafood Mistaking baking chocolate for real chocolate Fingernails on a chalkboard When someone steals your idea When someone takes your place When you hit your funny bone Magic: The Gathering Dungeons and Dragons Alanis Morisette When an airline loses your luggage Long-distance relationships Ruptured discs Gennifer Flowers Sailor Moon Female Circumcision Priapism Meteors Fred Tokars People who say things like: "Anyways", "Ick-cetera", "nuke-you-ler"... the Apocalypse "Wide-leg" jeans When you can't get to sleep on Christmas Eve Ebonics When you can't stay awake on New Year's Eve "Miracle" meccas FORCES ATMs That Charge for use Charles Keating Rubberneckers Jerry Falwell Freedom Airlines the Abominable Snowmonster Cheaters Fat guys in Speedos Drive-by shootings MS-DOS the Oasis brothers Make-up companies that experiment on animals Albert Belle Forgetting your deodorant Twinkies Running out of printer paper Taco Bell Escherichia Coli Gas Station restrooms People who dis' the Suck List Bubba the Love Sponge Slow downloads Liars / Lies Dust mites Goodbyes Ol' Dirty Bastard People who don't use keyboard shortcuts Discrimination Bob Dornan K.I.S.S. Indecision People who leave their engine running at gas pumps Leprosy Violence Pessimists Accidently setting your alarm for p.m. instead of a.m. Mondays the Ku Klux Klan Dot matrix printers Running out of Halloween candy PEOPLE WHO TYPE E-MAIL IN CAPS Pork rinds Sally Struthers Out-of-order ATMs James Traficant Hairspray People who wear too much cologne/perfume Richard Simmons When fast food joints screw up your order People with nasal voices Perky people Amway / Avon Speedwalkers People who stare Smudgy newspaper ink Dirty public restrooms Having to work on a holiday Headaches Infomercials Olestra / Olean Stale potato chips Unwanted romantic advances When dogs sniff your crotch Rodeos Newman the Atlanta Falcons When innocent people get convicted When guilty people get off Overpaid/Underpaid people Denial Being a latch-key kid Pollution When you have to explain a joke Overcrowded prisons Roberto Alomar Trial Consultants Kathie Lee Gifford Sweat shops John Tesh David Nachman John "Harrier" Leonard, Jr. "Chainsaw" Al Dunlap Unions Bryan Ohno Wet pet food commercials that show the food Junk mail Junk E-Mail Pigeons People who don't pronounce 'h's in words {EX: yoo-man (human), yoo-j (huge)} Election issues where a "No" vote means "Yes" Elitism When things roll under the couch or fridge Dying (but not quite dead) roaches "Vote for (whomever)" signs left up from the last election Drive-through window clerks who drop your change Broken election promises Wrapped patties of butter that are too cold to spread the Macarena Grungy buildup at the mouth of a ketchup bottle Bald Tires 3-Way light bulbs that only work 1-way "Baby On Board" Signs G. Gordon Liddy Boxing Worms Vampires Leeches Dentures Overdue library books Mandy Allwood Olympic Traffic Militia Groups David Duke The Menendez brothers Gary and Tealisa Downes Unrequited Love The Margaret Mitchell House (The "Dump") Sour milk Marion Barry People who don't wear seatbelts while driving Diabetes Nazis Jocks and Macho types Mad cow disease Homophobia Stalking People who talk to themselves Chinese water torture Dennis Rodman, and people like him Poor sportsmanship Dropping something jelly-side down Broken bones Computer Viruses Dentist visits Leftovers Having a stupid song stuck in your head Just missing something Funny smells in small rooms Physical therapy Exhaustion the I.R.A. That not-so-fresh feeling Dandruff Dander Women who complain that they're fat, when they really aren't Learning Calculus 9-Pin printers Trekkies Jackhammers Car alarms Presidential debates Driver's license mugshots the Budweiser frogs the Energizer bunny Tabloid newspapers People who don't tip Being the butt of a joke People who put "quotations" around everything Silent letters (gnat, pneumonia) Pretentious middle initials Rainbow-colored horizontal rules No more Far Side cartoons Touching ice with wet hands Movies based on Saturday Night Live characters Popcorn stuck between your teeth Settling for less Rain after you wash your car Animals in cages Bullfights Tom Metzger Racism Allergies Morning Breath Bob Dole Pat Buchanan SnoopDoggieDoggie Jebediah Springfield Gum stuck to your shoe The Spot / Web Soap Operas Double spacing after a period. Satan the late Helen Kushnick Boredom Puck Wal-Mart Falling and not being able to get up Spit Chewing Tobacco Lawyers Rumors The Nanny Dennis the Menace Joey Lawrence LaToya Jackson Psychic Hotlines The hole in the ozone layer People who don't believe there's a hole in the ozone layer Net Censorship People who quote an entire e-mail message, (w/ signature), to reply to 1 question Non-sequiters Rev. Jim Jones, Jonestown, Guyana People with 13 items in the "10 items or less" line Non-functional outdoor water fountains Barely functional dribbling water fountains People in theatres who talk during the movie 13 Cold toilet seats Warm toilet seats Fuzzy toilet seat covers Plastic wood finish toilet seat covers Sanitary napkin / tampon commercials Spaghetti splatter on a white shirt Hairs in your shirt after a haircut Warm salsa Flat, warm soda Forgetting where you put the cordless phone Opera Hand-me-downs People who don't knock Renting 2 movies, but watching just 1 Knock-knock jokes Kevin Costner movies (except "Fandango") "404, not found" Drooling on your pillow / desk, while take a nap Pringles commercials Running out of Post-It's Saved By The Bell People who don't write back When you get together with friends, but can't decide what to do "Freeing Willy" ... again When cool TV shows get cancelled Baywatch Thinking of a great comeback after an argument is over Driving behind an open bed truck that's hauling pebbles Driving behind a truck that's carrying logs When you can't get the fire started in the fireplace People who take over 10 minutes at the ATM Home Shopping channels When people hang up on your answering machine / voice mail "No U Turn" intersections Power Rangers Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Close-mindedness Running with scissors Thieves Pickpockets Felons Bigotry Blink Mononucleosis Lynx The Big Sleep Pessimism The Mafia New Kids on the Block Innoculations TV Producer, Tony "2Pay" Hoffman Biscotti Herpes Eggnog Ephedrine The Windoze-Only CD in Bill Gates "The Road Ahead" E-Mail Chain Letters Freezer Burn Gold Teeth The Grinch Cats that bite and/or scratch Moose and Squirrel Forgetting where you parked your car Operation Rescue / NRLC Tupac Shakur Materialism and excess Jay Leno That tingly feeling when your foot falls asleep Hypothermia Frostbite Saturday Night Live Divine Brown Waltons Thanksgiving Reunion Shows Homelessness Government Shutdown Plaid Beverly Hills, 90210 2400 bps baud People who park where it says "NO PARKING" Dr. Pepper Mentos Commercials Bob Saget shows "If it bleeds, it leads." Canker sores Blisters the way Ivory soap disintegrates after a few days of use The new Pert Plus formula Mold / Mildew Parents who don't put their kids in car seats Gnats Fleas Poison Ivy / Poison Oak the (first) O.J. verdict Mark Fuhrman Hurricanes Tropical Storms When the electricity goes out When the cable goes out Resetting all your clocks after the electricity goes out Hiccups Spiders / Snakes Bad Hair Days Wrinkles Stains Video Rental Late Fees Ants Mosquitos Flies Fraud Ambulance Chasers Johnny Cochran / the "Dream Team" Missing socks Flat tires Job interviews Typos Pauly Shore Floods Jenny Jones, Ricki Lake, Jerry Springer, et. al... Gas-Powered lawn tools The Bible Belt Psycho Ex-Girlfriends Tornadoes O.J. (the murderer, not the beverage) Tom Shane commercials Nausea Cold Sweats Flop Sweat Warm beer the DT's Atlanta Summers Insurance payments Broken shoelaces Biting your tongue (figuratively and literally) Jock itch Loan payments Losing things Breaking the tip off a freshly sharpened pencil Picas AIDS Traffic Jams The Sunshine Slowdown When the bottom of your foot itches Exploding Ink Pens Debt D.U.I. Jesse Helms Pepsi Teflon-coated bullets the Unabomber - Ted Kaczinsky Power Surges Rhetoric War Poodles "Attention K-Mart Shoppers..." Never a cop around when you need one Fillibusters Overexposed Film Underexposed Film Dishpan Hands Poverty Flesh-eating viruses LDL Cholesterol Pot bellies Censorship Potheads Hangnails Car dings Pennies Getting up before the sun 80's slang Panhandlers Bad egg salad (isn't that a band?) Egg salad Enriched Wheat flour Tap Water at the Beach Speeding tickets Pat Robertson Hootie and the Blowfish Greg Kucera Humidity Insomnia Narcolepszzzzz only 24 hours in a day Working the graveyard shift Joey Buttafuoco The fact that the "Things That Don't Suck" list is shorter than this one Brain Freeze Forgetting things When you're down to your last Mento Condiment Crust Fat Free Chocolate Rainy Weekends Expired coupons Voice mail jail That damn "chicken/egg" argument When someone steals your license plate (5/2/95) Getting used to the startling vibrations of a new pager Phone tag Pencils with no eraser Pens with no ink An itch that you can't reach Helvetica and Times Roman Bus Fumes Blunt thumb tacks Ticketmaster When your Girl Scout Cookies run out Terrorism Squeaky brakes Modem line noise Freaknik Running out of gas Delinquent debtors Dust bunnies Losing an hour to that "Spring Forward" crap Acid Indigestion Hazing Dead Ends One-way streets Dry skin Static Electric shocks Pollen on a freshly washed car Bullies Babies in Movie Theatres Busy Signals Mind games Splinters Termites Roaches MSG Morning Eye Crud Soap scum Zacarias Moussaoui People who don't use turn signals Myclonic jerks Radio D.J.s who put you on hold for 30 minutes Newt Gingrich Mr. Blackwell Slow Putt Putters Gangrene Bow ties Deer ticks Congressional deadlock Mudslinging Postscript errors Crack Traffic Court Taxes Bruises Braces Static Cling Stamp glue Asbestos Litter / Litterbugs Nuclear weapons / waste / fallout Cigarettes Second-hand smoke Barney the dinosaur Bounced checks Rabid dogs Deadbeat Dads Anchovies Ingrown toenails Styrofoam People who can't pronounce: nuclear, amphitheatre,... Dry heaves Full parking lots Waiting in long, slow lines Frivilous lawsuits Parties where you don't know anyone Rats Last place sports teams Inflation Disgruntled Postal workers Bullets Weak Condoms AM radio When you learn the truth about Santa Claus Blue Laws Colorized classic movies Poorly-dubbed foreign films Telemarketers Rust Plaque / Cavities / Tooth Decay Cold Feet Warts Pencils without erasers Dead batteries Things made only for right handed people Radio commercials Lost keys Going Bald Toupees Ear wax Vacuums My love life Zits the heel of a loaf of bread Fabio Used Car salesmen Michael Bolton Sanford 'Spam King' Wallace Rush Limbaugh Car mechanics that change your radio, mirrors, and seat position Morning people Decaffeinated coffee Reruns on TV the NRA the Flu Country & Western Music Homework Wet matches Broccolli Televangelists Deadlines Dirty Diapers Halitosis Diaper Rash Toxic Waste Long lists Be sure to also check out...