Poor little seal...too bad your coat is far too nice and white. I think it will make a very nice coat... here little seal here little seal...
vs.
I receive a good deal of fan and hate email about this page, here's a few of them:
From jgov41@hotmail.com Tue Jun 6 21:08:32 2000
first let me start by saying.. You sir are both a gentleman and a scholar. I
was deeply touched by your seal page. I have a cat that is very furry and
cute. I am sure if I killed a seal and skinned it alive, My cat would much
enjoy eatin it. This qould enable me to save pennies a day that would
otherwise be spent on cat food, and let me use them to roll up in a bag to
club more seals. If seals are actually clubbed for a living, and its
neccesary for them to be destroyed for people to survive, then SHUT UP all
of u sissys.. u all have eaten Beef, and cows get whopped in tha head with a
compressed air powered mallet.. maybe you could have a cow whopping page.
anyway, I killed about 6 seals, thus enabling my village to survive due to
tha fact that seals didnt eat our dinners. thank you, sir fo a highly
enjoyable time, and the elephant thing is cool, and the donkey, but I
couldnt work the chicken one..
From timmyhayes@email.msn.com Fri May 12 23:42:10 2000
YOU SUCK!! YOUR WEB SIGHT IS THE WORST I HAVE EVER LET MY SELF LOOK
AT BITCH. IF YOU ARE GOING TO CLUB SEALS, AT LEAST KEEP THE EYES
IN THE SOCKETS, PUT A MASK ON THE LITTLE VARMINT. I HAVE KILLED
PERSONALLY 591 SEALS. EVEN YOUR CLUB YOU USED TO KILL THE SEAL IN
YOUR PICTURE LOOKED OLD. YOU MIGHT BE YOUNG BUT YOU HAVE A LOT
TO LEARN..........
From wallypascallin@yahoo.com Thu Apr 13 13:14:45 2000
I live in Saskatchewan where I own a fishing firm on
the Sea of Spermatogenesis. I'm fucking tired of
little baby seals ejaculating all over my lawn. Kill
them! Kill them I beg you.
Write me back soon!
-Wally Pascallin
From m01utm00@cwcom.net Fri Apr 7 16:18:46 2000
its better that stupid tits beat a virtual seal than a real one. id
rather beat n'sync quite frankly.
From madsam@telusplanet.net Thu Mar 9 18:34:12 2000
nice seal hunt. all you need is an iceberg, a couple of Newfies to tell
jokes and supply the beer and it would be more fun. could you set this
up so I can club my ex.
ps I saw the notes from the Newfies, they are a truly sick and
demented race and that is why I associate them.
From chenson@genre.com Tue Feb 22 11:40:04 2000
Excellent exercise but of course the poor little guy doesn't move around
much. How about some old people as an alternative? You could tune up on
the seal then go after the seniors.
From dhfjgf@yahoo.com Thu Feb 17 14:44:04 2000
I like hunting animals, but killing an endangered
animal gives us hunters a VERY BAD NAME! I hope they
take your site off the internet!
natalie_justme@hotmail.com Mon Jan 31 19:10:23 2000
after reading all the bad things people say about you... im just glad to
find a person who is almsot as sick as i am.
SWEETAZPIE16@aol.com Wed Jan 12 16:06:57 2000
I just clubed the seal. It was fun. And I would do it again.
From electro207@webtv.net Fri Jan 7 03:23:00 2000
pretty good like the chicken ,seal jokes need moreof them to see what
kind of people are out there..have a nice weekend...
be afraid be very afraid ...
From: Trudie JonTue, 21 Dec 1999 16:10:01 PST
Hey there Sean
I'd had your excellent "Club the Seal?" site bookmarked for ages, but I was
bored yesterday and thought i may as well check out your homepage.
Well, imagine my shock and dismay to see the horrific deaths of computer
parts that you had depicted there. Bludgeoning small furry animals is one
thing, but shooting the crap out of inanimate objects is a whole different
matter.
I was quite disturbed by this mindless act of senseless violence, and kindly
ask that you remove these offensive images and replace them with far more
appropriate pictures, such as scenes of roadkill etc.
Sincerely,
"Bassetgirl"
a.k.a. Trudie Jon
From lainjl@purdue.edu Thu Nov 4 14:25:44 1999
It is very sad that you have nothing to do with your pathetic life than
stuff like this!!!
From tammywatson@mindspring.com Thu Oct 28 13:09:57 1999
Even though your seal page wasnt an actual photo of the brutality really
happeng,I still feel that you are cold hearted and so very unfunny.
From mark.donners@usa.net Sat Oct 9 15:00:12 1999
Club the shart! Skin him alive! Make him suffer!
Fun, fun, fun.
From kevin@kevino.com Thu Oct 7 13:07:40 1999
you been ripped off!
ck out this scummy ripoff of your club a seal page!
http://newgrounds.com/seals/index.html
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:: Emailed Kid again, saying that yes, Tom's page is nicer than this ::
:: one but that Tom's own journal states when he came up with the ::
:: idea so Kid's "six years ago" statement from his last email was ::
:: incorrect ::
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From: KidCadabra@aol.com Mon, 4 Oct 1999 16:10:51 -0700 (PDT)
man, shut the hell up, im sick of your shit, and i gotta go eat some
food.....stop sending me mail...
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:: I found Tom's page after some web searching and found that my page ::
:: came out slightly earlier than Tom's page ::
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From KidCadabra@aol.com Mon Oct 4 15:55:50 1999
ahhhhhh, but you seem to have forgotten that toms page rules, and your page
sucks ass, and just because the page sayse he didnt come up with the idea
first, doesnt mean jack, he could have thought about it like six years ago
and then put it up, so there. and he made it much better than yours, so
there.
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:: I emailed Kid, and asked for the link to Tom's page to check it out ::
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From: KidCadabra@aol.com Mon, 4 Oct 1999 15:34:43 -0700 (PDT)
No, I will not send you a link to toms page, so shove it. I told him you
copied his shit, and i hope he busts your ass!
From: KidCadabra@aol.com Sun, 3 Oct 1999 12:45:27 -0700 (PDT)
you stole the idea from tom, you damn dirty ape. EAT SHIT!!!!!!
From ozzman@sprint.ca Sat Sep 4 20:28:55 1999
Hey cool page man.....I love clubbing little seals...all you angry
Americans should come up to Canada more often and vent your anger on the
seals instead of each other....you might have less Columbines. Theres a
Canadian comedian Tom Green who has a song and a video about clubbing
seals, maybe you should look into that....Anyway, keep up the good work.
From goddess7_@excite.com Fri Sep 3 13:49:34 1999
I clubed that seal six times its pretty funny e-mail me and tell me where
you think of stuff like club the seal & stomp the chicken K my e-mail
Goddess7_@excite.com
From loft@home.com Thu Sep 2 16:01:17 1999
Hey Sean, MAN I KIKED THAT SEALS ASS 3 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!
From dymloz@hotmail.com Mon Aug 2 16:00:17 1999
Hi...are u Sean? the one in the Picture in ur page?? Well and Are u the one
that creates the Stomp the Chicken and Club the Seal?? If
yeah...COOoo.ooOOL..i like it.. What made u think of making it? Can u tell
me? I really like stomp the Chicken Page...It's cool. Pls reply and tell
me...i really want to know...
Best Regards
M
From altdim@colint.com Tue Jul 20 22:52:40 1999
Wow what an original site club the seal and stomp the chicken
brilliant to bad it suckdidlyucks. where did you get the awesome
pics for you little game, probbly off a site that sucks. anyway
just wanted to let you know that your worthless page sucks sorry
I came
From scoter@paradise.net.nz Tue Jun 29 19:33:53 1999
Well its among the more severely interesting sites I've seen
for a while.
Glad to see you publish both sides of your mail.
I love animals as much as the next guy .........
would like to see a variety of tools or weapons though. Why
just club a seal, why not whisk it to death or kill it with
a revolving Barry Manilow recording, or better still nuke a
baby seal in the microwave!!
Best of luck with your site - Keep reality at bay.
From: Jeff Stinson
hi. i'd just like to say that i love animals, but i understand they must
die. if i were hungry, i'd kill them too. however, i would not enjoy
doing it, and i dont see how anyone can find it all that funny. on the
other hand, the fact that so many people have wasted so much time
involving this website is amusing. oops!! i guess im adding too
it...well anyway, bye
-Jeff
From cartman@solanobiz.net Wed May 26 19:37:56 1999
i clubbed his ass...cool. heh heh heh.
From fitz@parkave.net Sat Apr 17 15:04:58 1999
Yes ! I did a search for "clubed seal" and I found your site. I needed
a picture of a clubed seal to put on my site and I could not stop
laughing and I clubed him/her(dosen't matter any more, does it?)
3 times !!!!!!!!!!!
Tell all those stupid people to get a sense of humor and realize it is
a fake club and to look at the web counter and see that they are in
the minority, and why were they looking for a clubed seal anyway !!!!!!!!!!!
STEPHAN in Orlando
( no seals down here, well, at Sea World... Hey... where is my club ?)
Post this...check me out..
http://home.att.net/~fuzzloon/
From nicknikiforovski@iname.com Sat Mar 27 14:47:47 1999
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaOh my god. I can't stop laughing.
--Nick N.
From EZKiwi@concentric.net Thu Mar 25 22:54:20 1999
hi. I loved the seal clubbin. i was boored after school today so i made
this animated .gif for you. its about 95k. i'll try to make a pic of a
polar bear eating the easily sighted baby seal.
enjoy
ezkiwi
From kkirsch@home.com Sun Mar 21 16:07:52 1999
We should allow the Canadian Feds and Newfies (include hunters and hard
criminals)
to club each other to death on giant ice flows...
I'd pay to see that from a boat...
The tourism, gambling and TV rights would be phenominal!
This would create and fill a cash market...and also be a little more
challenging in the work place
than beating small innocent baby animals to death. (Tough job eh?...feet get
a little too cold?)
I'd love a Jean Cretien lamp shade or shrunken head.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
From blackether@hotmail.com Tue Mar 16 22:43:57 1999
Hum. Well I guess you can't really save any seals with that huh? I
hate how people skin them before they're even dead though. It pisses me
off. People could always use fake skin. I mean, look how fake
everyone acts now. They are all trying to fit in and all this crap.
Everything is the same. Oh this is turning out to be a ramble. Bye.
From: kenneth macleodSun, 28 Feb 1999 16:34:36 -0400
hey great page man . but ya ought to see it for real. we start the
hunt in a few weeks so drop me a line if you want the real gorry stuff
!!!
kenneth
From Oo1oo1oo@aol.com Thu Feb 18 22:43:12 1999
KILL THAT DAMN SEAL!
From Kudu3@aol.com Tue Feb 16 14:37:45 1999
hey, this is almost as fun as the "kick the shit out of mother theresa" page.
From goddess@thecia.net Tue Feb 16 09:55:51 1999
I love your seal page! Those people who call you sick are so stupid.
This is just a little fun, it's not like real seals are dying.
Catherine
From jennywatkins@hotmail.com Mon Jan 25 09:56:18 1999
Subject: you suck!
listen stupid, you have serious mentle problems, And i just thought that
you mihgt want to know that you boner.!!!!!!
From: smytorFri, 22 Jan 1999 19:04:09 -0500
Why does the white man want to kill everything?
sick, pointless web site for trogdolites with no life.
From brscott2@vt.edu Tue Jan 19 13:39:29 1999
I like the site but you should have the seal be eaten by a predator
because the orange dye ruined it's camouflage defense.
A Fan
From Jalsh@aol.com Wed Jan 13 18:10:54 1999
Subject: stomp Paul Rieser!
I think you should have a stomp Paul Rieser page, with extra points for
kicking his eye out!
From CAuman1014@aol.com Tue Jan 12 12:47:41 1999
Your site is cool. I think you should post a club the illiterate PETA bunny-
hugger site. If these people would take some time out of their busy schedule
of tree hugging and whale saving to learn to spell, the world would be a
better place.
From PowerDon22@aol.com Wed Jan 6 17:24:03 1999
Nice idea. But your animation sucks
From cschley@slip.net Wed Dec 30 21:44:57 1998
Subject: Garbage
Truly pathetic. Get a life.
From: Chicadi@aol.com Fri, 25 Dec 1998 13:10:32 EST
HEY THERE SEAN. I AM A MALEVOLENT LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD, BUT IF THIS DOES NOT
BOTHER YOU, POST MY LETTER MAN! I WANNA SEE MY LETTER! I HAVE A COOL LINK FOR
YOU ALSO Bust a cap in an elephant
From: Karin McGeeSun, 20 Dec 1998 16:05:00 -0800
That was GREAT!!!! If I may offer one suggestion, you need to get two
guestbooks. One for the enviromentalists losers out there in Cyberlands
(Get a real job), and those of us that realize that this site is great and
while no baby seals are being hurt, this is a way to get out some stress.
Branden McGee
From lance@planetclick.com Fri Dec 18 12:18:48 1998
Congratulations. Your site is currently tied for the number 1 personal home
page ranking on the planet at PlanetClick.
http://www.planetclick.com/PersonalHomePages
Thanks for making such a good site. I enjoyed it a lot.
Best wishes,
From richard@kel.otago.ac.nz Fri Dec 18 11:42:38 1998
Great!
I like the seal more than the chicken - more class.
Suggestions? Two words: Animated Gif.
he he he
-Richard
From polar_bears@yahoo.com Mon Dec 14 19:37:18 1998
What a great page!
People just don't have a have a sense of humor. This site
illustrates the brutality of seal pups. I mean... if they're going
to be killed for their pelts why not use the meat?
--the polar bears
PS. I like the eye- popping effects
==
http://www.best.com/~monica/polar
( ` """ ' )
( OO )
(o)
From Phurbill@aol.com Mon Dec 7 00:42:54 1998
Congratulations on the creation of a brilliant social barometer. If you are
inclined to share, I would be very interested in whatever conlusions you may
have drawn.
William
From pete@pahia.freeserve.co.uk Wed Nov 18 12:46:22 1998
Funny
From nomadmalachi@hotmail.com Mon Nov 9 12:33:30 1998
I just checked out your Club A Seal page (got there from the Infinite
Lair Of Ultimate Evil.... go figure!)
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
although, I agree w/ Glen Keene.... I, too, was DISGUSTED!!!!!!!......
.............that there was no sound!!!
pelt the little furry bastard!!!!!
I'm sending this link to some friends.... get ready for some hits
From bob.martha@worldnet.att.net Sun Nov 8 15:15:39 1998
You may find it amusing to know (if you don't already) that the
environmentalists caused a huge decline in the seal population, much
more than the hunters ever did. Why? They used to spray green paint on
the little fuckers- and man oh man did they stick out of the snow for
the polar bears to find......
From: Glen keeneSun, 08 Nov 1998 01:20:49 +0000
i was disgusted and upset to discover that there are no sound effects
when clubbing the furry fucker !!!! THUD THUD.. he he he !!
From JR3655@aol.com Sat Nov 7 05:58:56 1998
I don't know which is funnier. Your seal page or some of the hate mail.
But any way I got a good laugh out of both of them. Have a good one.
From jzarr@carroll1.cc.edu Fri Nov 6 08:28:40 1998
I love your site. I come here every day just to bash the little seal's
head in with a club. I love it. If anyone thinks that we shouldn't eat
animals or use them for lab tests, or kill them just for the pure
enjoyment we get out of it, they should be dragged into the street and
have their teeth kicked in by a person wearing steel-toed boots. Screw
all those tree-hugging bastards, I hope each and every one of them dies
a very painful death.
Have a pleasant evening everyone.
-The Hunter-
From OOBLEO@aol.com Mon Oct 12 06:10:52 1998
I'm a member of Peta. People Eating Tasty Animals--and I'm damn proud of it!
David M. Hutton
Las Vegas, NV
From patrick.m.coughlin@uwrf.edu Thu Oct 8 10:48:42 1998
Hey, I got to your webpage through a friend. Judging from the club
the seal and the blowing up of computer equipment, you sound like you would
like our organization's webpage. It is a pro landmine organization,
it isn't serious, but we really do hate Princess DIE, and it is a lot of
fun. Visit and leave a comment at http://www.d.umn.edu/~apeter15/landmine.html
Hey, and if your ever up in north west wisconsin, we'll have to blow up
some computers or something. I clubbed the seal.
From apeter15@d.umn.edu Thu Oct 8 07:06:42 1998
Shawn, Hey! I really like the club the seal page. it's a hoot. Have
you checked out the NWWCPLM page yet? I have one, and there's another
one up too. You can check mine out at
http://www.d.umn.edu/~apeter15/landmine.html
I put a link to the club the seal page on it. It kind of fits with our
(NWWCPLM) mindset.
Aaron
From mpete@grantsburg.k12.wi.us Wed Oct 7 10:52:31 1998
Hey,
Someone told me to visit your seal page. Ouch! Poor seal. I publish a
weekly e-newsletter, The Room 170 Gazette, a thoughtful and at times
provocative compilation of random thoughts, comments, poetry, and also
provide certain propoganda for the North West Wisconsin Coalition for the
Preservation of Land Mines (NWWCPLM). I would very much like to list your
web site in this week's publication as 'web site of the week' but always try
to get the OK from the 'person-in-charge' first; hence this note. If OK,
would you let me know? Thanks!
Mark Peterson, editor
The Room 170 Gazette
From cullen.j.ryan@uwrf.edu Tue Oct 6 20:08:25 1998
You wanna see a completely satircal page that is so unbeleiveably
tasteless, (no nudity or gross stuff) that your jaw will drop eight feet
when you see it? then check out
www.d.umn.edu/~apeter15/NWWCPLM.html
It's so dumb that you'll laugh.
You're baby seal is hilarious!!!!
signed,
The Sergeant of Arms.
ps- excuse my crappy spelling.
From: Keith David ReevesSun Oct 4 17:00:51 1998
HYSTERICAL! Thoroughly tasteless and offensive to the leftist
hyperthyroids of the world. Fabulously funny, a true 5-star useless
site!
From fosters1@WellsFargo.COM Wed Sep 30 16:52:43 1998
Sorry, lost the humor somewhere? ZZZZAAAAPPPP !!! Oh the "Shock"
factor.
Stephen
From NOAChrisB@aol.com Mon Sep 21 14:48:25 1998
All of those animal rights freaks give you a hard time. It's funny to see how
some people try to get your dog and cat banned. Those bastards have no heart.
It's funny when animals die. If you hit a squirrel with your car and there are
tire tracks on it, it's funny. If you make a deer fly 10 feet in the air and
land on its' head after you hit it with your car, it's cool AND funny,
especially if you have a video camera with you. And, if you shoot something,
it's cool because all this blood comes out.
In short, Club the Seal is good.
~~Chris
From dharris@coop.two-harbors.mn.us Sun Sep 20 20:58:03 1998
ok i think that even though ''were superior beings'' then we should be smart
enuff to relise what goes around comes around and we should treat everything
with a heart the same way we should be treating our mothers
15 year old punker chick with a heart
From covdan@mail.fiberia.com Thu Sep 3 23:48:08 1998
I clubbed the Seal, but not for the pelt. I'll feed it to a
polar bear. The polar bear's fur will give you even more
money. Well O.K. you could kill both to get the most money.
On the other hand a good life insurance for a human is
definitely worth more than any animal skin.
Is this about money at all? Well really I love seals, polar
bears and humans (at least some of them). But unfortunately
life is not always fair and nice. Or have you ever asked
yourself why some people look better than others.
Dan
From sciascia@pcisys.net Tue Sep 1 15:41:38 1998
Sure it is cruel....but it is so damn funny. At school the
announcements are televised, and me and my friends make videos and what
not for it. I was thinking of a good production name for, then I got it
about a month ago. Seal Clubbin' Productions. It is funny, and will
piss people off which is really funny :-) plus it gets attention.
From liz@xcalibur.co.uk Tue Sep 1 11:31:25 1998
YOU ARE VERY VERY SICK
From mleach@cygnus.com Wed Aug 26 04:32:37 1998
I'd just like to say that I found this site quite humorous. The
clubbing/saving part was kind of cute, but the hilarious part is the
responses you've gotten. Animal rights activists have no idea what nature
is about, and they certainly don't realize they we humans are part of that
nature. I saw several posts on your site from Newfoundland that say
clubbing seals is a job that needs to be done so the people there can live.
I don't understand how these AR-ists can love these fluffy little animals
and hate human beings! We are the top of the food chain. God gave us this
earth so we may live and prosper. Sure, we shouldn't pillage the darn thing
and run ourselves out of resources, but we aren't doing that. We do what we
can to survive, and so does every other animal on this planet.
Question to all AR-ists: You have a snake and a mouse. In order to survive,
the snake must eat the mouse. The mouse is cute and fluffy, but the snake
is not. Do you save the mouse and let the snake die, or do you let the
snake live by killing and eating the mouse?
What would you say to the same situation between a cute lion cub and a cute
deer?
This happens in nature every day, so deal with it. Animals die. Life is
born again. That's the balance of nature.
One final note to those vegans/vegitarians: Current research is showing
that plants have some kind of chemical memory that allows them to react to
situations. A scientist went into a room with two plants side-by-side. He
ripped the first one out of the pot and walked out of the room. He walked
back in, and they measured that the plant actually reacted chemically with
stress. In other words, the next time you make that salad of yours, listen
for the little screams from the cute head of lettuce.
--Japkin
From mikeskup@mcsrepair.com Wed Aug 26 00:40:37 1998
good site!...
we need a few new hunting seasons:
bunny huggers: Sept - may - 2 a day, 8 in the freezer.......
tourist season: 3 a day (motorhome must measure over 28' long), no
possession limit.....
lets see and there was something in the regs about lawyers and
politicians.......
From ved@dm2.deskmedia.com Tue Aug 25 22:14:39 1998
For a web page (http://www.mindspring.com/~sean.hart/seal.html) intended to
draw traffic in the first place, a mention on /.org will surely be
a boon, eh?
A comment, IMHO of course: most of your 'supporters' are right,
in a sense, killing the seals isn't that big of a deal, but I
agree for a different reason. Killing, itself, isn't a big deal,
it's part of life on this little planet. Hell, in the big picture,
killing people isn't a big deal either, however uncomfortable the
idea is. We're one of the most populous mammals on the planet. One,
a thousand, a million, out of the several billion won't be missed,
not by many, and not for long. We'll always make more. The only 'big
deal' in my book is *how* one kills, 'humanely' or 'inhumanely.' Of
course, the notion of flaying alive one who clubs a seal to death
has a certain appeal. A pretty sight that'd be.
Larry
--
"Ask the lamb, it will neither understand that the wolf should devour
it. But ask the wolf what is the good of the lamb. 'To feed me,'
he'll answer. The weak the victim of the strong - that is nature."
-- The Marquis de Sade
From Im4anyone2@aol.com Mon Aug 10 02:11:24 1998
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals.... hahahah
From Warchief77@aol.com Fri Aug 7 15:07:57 1998
i cant believe all the retards who send you letters about how cruel your page
is.
it's not like you actually kill real seal's(dduuuhhh!).
if you ask me, witch you probably wouldn't, i'd say if those animal rights
activist wanna be helping mother
nature and all those cool animals, don't just waste your time nagging
innocent websites, go out and acutally do something you stupid
fools.
From sethf@bellsouth.net Fri Jul 24 07:14:18 1998
Hey, anybody out there like this site? Well, if you like clubbing seals
and stomping chickens, you'll love "Whip the Donkey's Ass!". Here's the
link:
http://streams.com/starchild/wesley/ass.html
Be sure to turn up the volume when you get there!
And if that's not enough for you, break out your rifle and pop a Frog!
http://www.crashsite.com/frogskeet/
Anyone got any links like these? Send them to me!
From mnoragon@mail.rcmt.com Wed Jul 8 06:08:02 1998
I found a web site today that posts your thoughts on clubbing seals. Your
argument is ridiculous. One thing that separates us from animals is that
we are smart enough to control our actions. You obviously are not. Many
animals kill their own species, we have enough brains to determine this
not only a bad idea, but immoral. Your argument suggests that because
animals do it, we should too. Should we all start peeing on trees and
running around with no clothes on too?
From ccr-rules@worldnet.att.net Mon Jul 6 16:28:11 1998
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST CAN KISS MY ASS. We have grown to become the
supreme species on this planet, so we eat what we can kill, which is
EVERYTHING. If some other animal was the supreme species on this planet,
they would be eating us, ever think about that.
From mdorm@worldnet.att.net Sat May 23 11:00:56 1998
Your Page Is Sick and Curl............I LOVE YOU MAN!!! You need to add
morn like.......um..........stuff. Well keep up the great page!!!
Love ya,
Juliet
From Dafroo@aol.com Fri May 22 21:35:48 1998
Well, I clubbed the seal once and saved it once, and you know, neither had a
lasting impact. What I have more of an opinion about is the content of the
mail you've shown. Most of it's either:
a) Some idiot griping about how you're an evil cruel person for advocating
seal slaughter
or
b) some idiot congratulating you for giving it to those PETA scumbags.
Seeing as you don't do either of those in the Club the Seal page, I'm
wondering where these people get the idea that you advocate either the saving
or the clubbing of seals-as far as I can tell, you're just doing a survey of
people's opinions.
Maybe you ought to set up a Club The Idiot page.
From: ElestariaThu, 14 May 1998 06:59:54 EDT
you realize that the orange dye not only make the seal more vulnerable to
predators, but also compromises the solar-heat induction quality of the coat
(thus making the seals chilly) Personally I look forward to the day when wild
seal hunting is outlawed, the seals are farmed, instead wontonly slaughtered,
and McDonalds of greenland comes out with McBigSeal burgers. LIFE AND DEATH
MUST CO-EXIST.
-biology student.
From Mofo187@aol.com Tue May 12 18:41:42 1998
This is great. Get some cool options to kill the seal with, like some bombs
and axes and stuff. YES!
-seal clubber
From rtjones@nsgarota.navy.mil Sun May 10 05:47:04 1998
Hey, Freakshow, Listen up -
I have to tell ya, I clubbed a baby seal on your page, and Ohhh, the
agony. I honestly have to apologize for every pathetically
over-enthusiastic animal lover who has ever written you hate mail.
The fact is, and shall remain, this is a page. A fucking web page,
people, Get over it. It's not like "By the time you club this
seal, The owner of this page will have clubbed 50 baby seals in real
life." It all boils down to our own existance, and how we think that
while humans continue with uncontrolled breeding habits, overrunning
natural resources and day-by-day intrusion of habitats, we can all live
happily ever after. Survival of the fittest, Motherfuckers. What
makes our existance so much more fucking superior? Opposible digits
ladies and gents. We have evolved, We can speak in hundreds of languages,
and will continue to rule until we die and some other, bigger, better,
faster race comes down from the mountain and eats or kills us out of
existance. Get used to it. We got this planet on loan. Nobody lives
forever. Please post this, people need a wake up call.
blindinsite@hotmail.com
From ladyhawk@nf.sympatico.ca Mon May 4 04:44:03 1998
I'm not too sure which opinion you really carry about the seal hunt but
I'm not very pleased with some of the uneducated, ignorant comments
which appear in your response section.
I live in Newfoundland, born and raised. What you people don't seem to
realize is that for a lot of people here, sealing is a livelihood that
has kept many people employed for years. Yes, there have been some
incidents of unfortunatly publicized cruelty, but for the most part
seals are taken care of quickly and neatly. Many of you people probably
don't know that the seal hunt began as a way of keeping our cod stocks
productive. Do you even know how many cod fish a single seal eats in one
day? The cod industry has kept many people on our island going for
years and with the rampant decreasing of numbers in our fish....the seal
hunt was revived as a means to an end and nothing more. You seem to
think that people take some kind of sick, sadistic pleasure out of
harming these animals. Well, I can tell you that they don't and wish
that they didn't have to. There is something called "survival of the
fittest" you all may or may not be familiar with that term. If these
people don't rid of certain numbers of seals, then the cod fishery is
totally shot. That then means that thousands of people are out of work
and their families will starve. Which would you prefer? I know what
you're thinking........there's got to be some other way right? Well, I
challenge all you animal rights activists and enviornmentalists to come
up with a safe alternative to ridding of the seals. They simply can not
be allowed to multiply as they have and no, we can't just put them all
on a big boat and take them to a deserted island somewhere. Nor can we
divise a "seal birth-control" If everyone is so concerned, then try to
help. We're talking about the lives of people here as well. Leave the
seals alone and live in poverty or let them continue to multiply and
then the cod stocks to decrease and have even more unemployment and
poverty. Which do you think is more humane? What has to be done has to
be done. We're not a bunch of sadistic people who run around with clubs
just looking for seals to harm. We're only trying to survive........
--Sabrina Skinner
Stephenville,NF
Canada
From: "Jason Haakman"Wed, 29 Apr 1998 10:33:25 PDT
Great page. A one-liner comes to mind.
Did you hear about the seal cub that walked into a cocktail bar and
asked for a Canadian club on the rocks???
From: "W.J. Smith"Fri, 17 Apr 1998 02:41:51 -0700
I think your page is cool, and that anyone who sends you hate mail must
be pretty stupid if they didn't realize there's an option. Also I noticed
most of them had spelling mistakes a plenty. By the way, I would like to
know which option you would personally take, I promise not to hold it
against you, whichever one.
-Mary
From: Samuel ChanWed, 15 Apr 1998 23:49:11 -070
Hey fellow dissenter,
Very nice page, i came here thru a link in a tasteless page. stuff like
this on the net makes me feel like im not alone in big, bad, smelly
berkeley. some friends and i recently made and marketed our own bumper
sticker: "I LOVE DOLPHINS: THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!" One thought out to
all those vegans and baby-seal lovers, if animals arent meant to be eaten,
then why are they so delicious?
--sam
From: "Dear GOD,"Wed, 15 Apr 1998 22:45:26 -0400
Nice page... remember, before you wack the little fuzz-ball, you have to
yell " HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!".
http://home.talkcity.com/ROFLWay/commanderchadzo/index.html
From seanw@syspac.com Sat Apr 11 11:51:17 1998
its no big dial to me,I still go on with my life.
But lets be for real i dont think you would like to die that way.
Or maybe we can skalp your kids and leave them to die a vary slow
death. or just fuck it if i was in a fear coat and some asshole
got pant on it. just becase they think it will stop fear sales.
i would go get me a biger coat of fear. ha ha ha fuck it.
From 70004.2727@compuserve.com Thu Apr 9 01:28:37 1998
just a couple of observations...
first off, all these people who are preaching about being kind to
animals and nature etc sure do have a lot of violent intentions towards
their fellow man. just look at all the lovely descriptions of what the
"nice" people say they'd like to do if they ever came across you.
second, it's absolutely a riot how worked up your page gets these animal
rights extremists. half of them can't even spell/type when they're
composing their hate letters.
i say go ahead and mark the seals with dye! it'll just make 'em easier
to spot in the snow! muwahahahaha!
cool site :)
-jeff
From apenachi@mail1.dac.neu.edu Mon Apr 6 08:37:53 1998
I just want to know what your intentions were with the seal. Are you
for the mudder of innocent animals? or do you think it's funny? I'd
just like to know. becouse if you want to help, then grow up! make use
of your page, don't support the senceless crime against nature!!
Alisa
From lmno60@yahoo.com Mon Apr 6 08:12:03 1998
I find it funny how the environmentalists respond to a page such as
this. The "feal good" comments they set forth often involve hating any
human that doesn't bend over backwards to kiss mother nature's behind.
"Nature is so kind," and "Nature is so pure" is garbage. Most animal
species the mother has to protect the young because the males will eat
it!!! Is that kind and pure? And lets not forget that nations like
Norway have seal OVER populations. That is, the ocean doesn't have
enough fish to feed them all for long. What is more "humane," killing
them off quickly and using their meat and fur, or let them starve to
death?
From: Brock Wilson micro@dbis.ns.ca Mon Mar 16 06:07:49 1998
I live in Nova Scotia and POISIN IVY is inacurate. For the most part,
seals ARE NOT shot but clubbed with an instrument called a 'gaff'. The
gaff usually doesn't kill them with one blow. So they have to keep
hitting the seal. They also tear off seals' skin while the seal is
alive.
This makes me sick. Litterally. Seal clubbing is WRONG. They are our
fellow creatures who are warm blooded, breath, and love their children
just like humans. I say the creatures we need to kill are the sealers.
From Lynn_Brandhorst@promis.com Thu Mar 12 12:17:46 1998
In case clubbing isn't offensive enough for some of us sicko's, how about
letting a polar bear rip one to shreds every once in a while. After all,
it's all Mother Nature at work. Besides, it saves trees.
From johnnyv@mail.valuenet.net Fri Feb 27 00:28:09 1998
Nice Page. It's so damn nice I'm gonna link you to me. Go to:
http://www.outtogetme.com/links.htm
I say club the seals but don't club them all. It's funny how a
person's demand for an animal's rights can be directly proportional
to how warm and fuzzy the animal is.
From: Carol Schneck kingsnak@gte.net
I'd just like to tell you that you are a twisted asshole with no regard for
people's feelings. I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!
From: Christina Gallovich Destro@istar.ca
I can't believe all the hate mail you have been receiving about
squashing a fake chicken and a picture of a seal.------to all of the
people who think this is cruel------GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!
From mantenga@yahoo.com Tue Feb 10 18:29:01 1998
I don't know you, but I think your club the seal page is pretty cool.
Check out the page I had to make for one of my Civil Engineering classes
http://expert.cc.purdue.edu/~gjersvik/seals.html
From CknDnrMike@aol.com Thu Feb 5 22:18:00 1998
I had a t shirt made that read
Take A Baby Seal
To Batting Practice
From wtfisher@wcc.wcc.net Thu Feb 5 20:29:58 1998
Yea ? well what about those clubs man ? they were trees once you know ?
From poison_ivey66@hotmail.com Wed Feb 4 11:54:44 1998
Hi I was doing some research for a class at school and I came across you
seal page. I voted to save them ( I hope anyone would!) but while I did
like your page I thought it was terribly inaccurate. I ask you, what do
you know about it? Have you ever studied it? Do you live in
newfoundland? Well I do. Most seals killed in the seal hunt are not
clubbed. That was only a few inncidents and it's illigeal. Most are shot
and it's very humane. I noticed that there were only hate letters on
your page. Perhaps because you don't want people to know things like
this? The seal hunt is an important part of the Newfoundland ecnomy and
the seal hunt also helps to preserve the cod stocks. I think before you
go making pages like these you need to get the facts straight! The seal
hunt has been going on for hundreds of years but because of people like
animal rights activasts it's in danger of being stopped. They show only
a few bad incidents and don't ever tell the full story. Why don't you
complain about truely cruel things like the conditions live stock live
in? Could it be because they aren't as cute and fuzzy as seals are? When
was the last time you say animal rights activasts complaing because
lobsetrs are boled alive? Never. They aren't cute enough to make it on
to the agenda. The public wouldn't make a fuss over lobsters even though
that's more cruel than clubbing. You might also be interested to know
that baby seals aren't the only ones killed. Next time try to get the
facts will you?
Put that one in your page and see what kind of response you get!
From MAWGumby1@aol.com Fri Jan 30 20:22:17 1998
Thank you. I always wanted to do something like beat the living daylights out
of a seal.
From trreeves@ibm.net Mon Jan 26 14:39:55 1998
Are you for seals or against. If you're against, I have a good
reason to wring your skrawny neck untill it looks like a dead worm!
From drakehs@marin.k12.ca.us Wed Jan 21 09:02:19 1998
I loved clubbing that poor defenseless little seal. It walks around
thinking its all cute, yeah right. make more pages like this.
From aardvarko@geocities.com Sat Jan 17 23:38:51 1998
I loved killing that poor little defenseless electronic seal,
but I couldn't see him before I killed him. For that matter, neither could I
your (I assume) e-mail icon or five of your awards. However, the clubbed and
dyed seals look peachy.
From redmandl@huron.net Thu Jan 15 22:09:19 1998
I've noticed a lot of the people writing hate mail have a number of
errors in their messages. They also fail to notice they have an option.
Also, they probably don't realize that YOU are not the one generating
all the hits. I guess people that are convinced animals are intelligent
have lower standards for what they consider "intelligence." Thanks for
your time.
dave
http://www.huron.net/~redmandl/
From defaultuser@domain.com Wed Jan 7 16:17:58 1998
that seal clubbing was very sick.....but very funny!!!!!!!
From: "Tyler" berkowitz@fromhell.com Sun, 4 Jan 1998 13:53:37 -0800
You got a pretty funny site goin on here. I
didn't know wether to club the seal or to save it. oh well maybe i could do
both. this page kicks ass.
From Gerard Desrochers "cwoodamb@bconnex.net"@bconnex.net Sun, 28 Dec 1997 15:51:30
Dear dirty rotten pig,
Aside from all the pornagrafic, and sexual explisit pages on the net
yours is the sickest! How the HELL would you like it if some one
skined you alive and sold your skin? Seals have feelings too! Fuck
you! You god damn pansie!! Sincerely your worst FUCKIN' nightmares
From "JOHN POLLUCK" stgeorge@mail.on.rogers.wave.ca Fri, 26 Dec 1997 17:18:55
I'LL CLUB YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH.
From scorpion@istar.ca Wed Dec 17 17:45:29 1997
YOU LOWLIFE. YOU MAKE ME SICK. AND BY THE WAY,HOW MUCH DO I OWE
YOUR FAT ASS MAMA FROM LAST NIGHT?
From "cwoodamb@bconnex.net"@bconnex.net Thu Dec 4 18:19:58 1997
Dear Sean!
Your club the seal page is totally sick!!! If I ever meet you I swear
I'll punch you in the face!! But I'm sure you've heard that alot you
sick, twisted man(if your even human)!! Some day when I'm older I'll
save every seal from jerks like you who want to kill them!!!! They're
my favourite animal and if they are extinct before I'm old enough to do
anything about it I'll blame you!! Because your the one who is putting
the "clubing seal" idea into little kids' heads!!! I hope some one
clubs you and makes a coat out of you skin!!
From:The seal lover
From kenjones@avalon.nf.ca Thu Dec 4 10:26:02 1997
Loved the seal page.Im from Newfoundland and its about time someone put
those whiny fuckin protesters in their place.I don't
think that that was the original purpose but anyway well done.I got a great
charge out of it and have sent the link to all my
friends.Just curious if you've received any other mail from
Newfoundland...Proud home of the seal hunt.
Ken"clubber"Jones
From frankf@phys.psu.edu Wed Dec 3 14:29:57 1997
Q: What was Tonya Harding's alibi???
A: "I thought she was a baby seal!"
Is it different if you swing the seal over your head to hit the club
lying on the ground?
Would you get hate mail from club-lovers??
From anon@mail.ionet.net Tue Nov 25 20:53:04 1997
The club the seal page was also featured in Sky magazine... jus
thought ya should put that on the main page... also, you should put
an advertisement on the club the seal page. over 143848 hits... you
could get well over 1000 dollars a month...
-DaMNaTioN
From cbalaban@yahoo.com Fri Nov 21 18:21:10 1997
how can you write such a untrue artical!!!!!! seals are the cutest
most beautifulest animals in the world!!
And that is so mean that you wrote good for you, you clubed the seal.
You are very mean.
From jrw684@novell4.bham.ac.uk Wed Nov 12 09:18:24 1997
Hi there,
I'm not surprised you've received lots of hate mail. Sick, but funny.
I also receive lots of hate mail for my website, the UK anti-hanson
site (http://members.tripod.com/~dobs/hanson.html) mainly from
illiterate white teen trash who love Hanson and their shiny happy songs
for shiny happy people and psychiatric patients. I think all the
people out there with nothing better to do than send hate mail should
get a life and stop wasting our time!!!!!
Cheers,
Dobs.
From aplittma@weir.net Wed Oct 29 18:44:00 1997
Sean,
Sounds like my wife is using my E mail address again. Club the seals all
you want I don't care. I'm sure my son showed her your site just to get
her dander up.
If your really want to get her mad have a ' skin the cat " page. She
really loves cats...
Arnold
From aplittma@weir.net Wed Oct 29 16:43:02 1997
Dear Sean. Obviously you are a sick and deranged person who only feel
superior in causing harm to animals. I suggest that you start a new page
Club Sean, I bet most would vote to club you than to save you. Wake up and
get some mental help. You and Jeffrey Dahmer share far too many character
traits.
From christopher.kennedy1@virgin.net Thu Oct 23 13:49:44 1997
please can you make a voting place for squash the hedgehog?
thanks.
From HolyoaJP@bp.com Tue Oct 14 08:18:37 1997
Love to seal page
From stealth@automophilia.com Thu Oct 2 17:32:56 1997
Hey!
Liked the Club the Seal page....
I'd like to add a link to it, in the Basement of my page...
Virtuanna's House of Political Incorrectness.
http://www.automophilia.com
Squicks,
Virtuanna ;)
From j-michels@worldnet.att.net Sun Sep 21 15:49:21 1997
It is a sad time when people cannot see humor for what it is. Some
people get so into their life they forget we are only here for a short
time and will be remembered by the people we have touched and how we
have touched them.
From unfo@humboldt1.com Thu Sep 18 19:39:47 1997
how can anyone possibly send you hate mail over your "Club the Baby Seal
Page?"
i mean, you have an option to save the seal. people nowadays are stupid.
oh well..
--
S.T.E.V.E...P.E.T.E.R.S.O.N
H.o.m.e.p.a.g.e: http://www.humboldt1.com/~unfo/
From frsmit@worldaccess.nl Sat Sep 13 12:16:14 1997
before you post it, carefully seal it.
From penguin@tig.com.au Fri Sep 12 22:21:05 1997
Club the seal is cool but why did you need to buy frontpage to produce =
something as dull & Uninteresting as the rest of your page??? A four =
year old does better HTML!
From Woofter629@aol.com Fri Sep 12 18:47:02 1997
YOUR seal and chicken page really stink and are cruel. YOU really have some
kind of problem. I hope you know I reported you on TOS, terms of service.
YOu should be in big trouble any time now.
From ubrewit@mindspring.com Fri Sep 12 10:32:01 1997
As far as the page goes, if people get offended then they should either
a) Get a sense of humor -OR- b) Not pursue a page called "Club the seal"
since its intent is fairly obvious.
Good luck on your races.
And a joke passed to me in reference to seals, which seemed appropriate:
The page reminds me of a odd joke:
This penguin is driving down the road when all of a sudden his car stops
running. After calling on his cell phone a tow truck brings the car to
a local garage. Once there he talks to the owner about the car problem
and the owner tells him that it will be a little while until he can look
at the vehicle and determine what is wrong with the engine. To pass the
time the penguine goes wandering to some of the local stores. Since it
is soooo hot out he decides that some vanilla icecream will cool him off
and make him feel better. After walking out of the store he realizes
that he doesn't have a spoon, so he just starts eating it with his
stubby wings making a mess of himself as he walks back to the garage.
Shortly after talking to the owner he jumps on top of the guy and beats
the hell out of him and leaves. When the ambulance finally showed up to
help, the paramedic asked him what happened, the owner said "I told the
penguin- It looks like you just blew a seal, and then he jumped me".
From elmar.hoer@student.uni-augsburg.de Thu Sep 11 16:39:43 1997
Wow! The Sealpage is sooo cool! ROTFL
Greetings, Elmar
http://rzibm01.rz.uni-augsburg.de/~elmar
From eponine@idirect.com Thu Sep 11 15:20:46 1997
Hello, you sick, twisted, bastard! I think your "club the seal" page is
revolting! Do you know how many animals are killed for vanity in one year
alone?! I love the tasteless pages in yahoo, but yours goes from tasteless
to just plain fucking disgusting. You make me sick, you asshole. I hope you
rot in Hell. Goodbye, scum-sucking parasite's waste.
From ltaba@osf1.gmu.edu Thu Sep 11 15:13:42 1997
Your Club a Seal page RULES!!! You should make a "Testing
Cosmetics on Bunnys" page. You should watch the movie UHF cause there's a
car dealer in it that will club a seal for a deal.
Keep up the good work,
Laszlo Taba.
From me@your.mamas.house Thu Sep 11 13:32:45 1997
Club the Sean Page,
Hey, be a real Man and put your face on the seals.
From: Dan Porridge <porridge@cruel.com>
Good work. I named it Cruel Site of the Day, and will spend most of the day
deciding whether to club or not to club.
Dan
From marilyn1@lightspeed.bc.ca Thu Sep 11 02:48:33 1997
Man you are warped....i think or brillant !!! i can't tell !!
goodluck kiddo
From NosillaSF@aol.com Wed Sep 3 15:45:26 1997
You are a sick, sick, SICK excuse for a person. You are a disgrace to the
human race. You have no heart.
From dwardjr@concentric.net Tue Sep 2 11:12:06 1997
thanks, it is GREAT to see someone post stuff that is taseless, yet
suitable for family viewing! 5 stars! dwardjr@concentric
From Crimrunner@aol.com Tue Sep 2 07:20:03 1997
Add me to your list of hate mail. I won't even bother going into detail.
Suffice it to say, I think your a very sick person. Too bad your a runner,
you give us a bad name. BTW, why are you doing a "run for the Seals?"
From Endora1289@aol.com Mon Sep 1 17:41:33 1997
I got your web page from some animal rights activists. I am one myself, but
I am not too offended. I think your page is sort of goofy. So, you're a
runner. I prefer cycling myself. I also chose to save the chicken and the
seal. What sort of fatal disease do you get from a chicken bite???? The
same type that had Bob Dylan so sick???? I thought that came from actually
eating the chicken or coming in contact with their fecal material. And, what
is this about frying up motor oil and gumby? Seek professional help, lad!
From Wolves1968@aol.com Mon Sep 1 15:36:52 1997
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion - that would also include you.
My opinion is that your judgement in humor is sad. You know what they say
about opinions, everyone has one. :-)
From Xvegan314x@aol.com Sun Aug 31 23:42:40 1997
you don't have much of a life do you?
From VEGIVIC@aol.com Sun Aug 31 23:36:45 1997
And you are one sic SOB. Get a life. You have no clue as to what you do.
From jcrow@globalnet.co.uk Sun Aug 24 11:35:33 1997
Ha Ha Ha that is so funny, sick-but still funny!
Chris
From nightshadow@peninsula.starway.net.au Thu Aug 21 08:23:12 1997
I love your club the seal...get some more animals for us to club or poke
sticks at :)
nightshadow
From ali@ihug.co.nz Wed Aug 6 23:21:31 1997
You're clearly one sick puppy yourself Sean!
(I like that in a man)
Ali
_____________________________________
home http://crash.ihug.co.nz/~ali
From paulrmatthews@uk.ibm.com Tue Aug 5 08:58:13 1997
Fuck you and your seal clubbing !
From jelloboy@southeast.net Wed Jul 23 02:19:02 1997
Here's a parity of your Club the Seal page, called Stomp the Chicken.
It's on the Internet but I haven't given out the address anywhere
though.
http://users.southeast.net/~jelloboy/chicken/chicken.htm
The reason I haven't posted it was becuase it's using your counter, and
don't wanta mess with your counter. Anyway for it to simply show the
number without increaseing your counter you know of. And also if you
would like for me to remove it, I will.
Thanks,
Jelloboy
From 42portermc@nh.ultranet.com Fri Jul 11 05:07:22 1997
Hate mail? Some people need to relax a little, I guess. Anyway, I added a
link to your page from mine.
Prince at the new year's party? Ugh.
http://www.nh.ultranet.com/~portermc
From zoe@azstarnet.com Tue Jul 1 16:51:48 1997
Hi, I'm Zoe O'Reilly a columnist for an online magazine
(www.dispatches.azstarnet.com). I find sites that can be labeled "World Wide
Weird" and do reviews of them. If you'd answer some questions about your
Club the Seal page I could use the quotes in the review.
1. How did you come up with the idea?
2. You mentioned that you've received hate mail, has PETA visited your page?
3. What do you think it says about people that the seal has been clubbed
more times than saved?
4. Do you have any personal feelings about clubbing?
5. Is that an eye falling out when you club it?
That, your full name and anything else you'd like to add would be great. Thanks.
Zoe
zoe@azstarnet.com
From Torkjell.Gansmoe@stud.hibo.no Tue May 27 03:41:43 1997
I really enjoyed the "club the seal" page....it was real cool!
Best wishes from norway
Zeyphyr
(by tha way, i promise not to play the old prince song, I hate prince!)
From Burremn@aol.com Fri May 2 10:48:28 1997
Subject: that was fun thank u
same as subject
From portermc@nh.ultranet.com Thu Apr 17 07:38:45 1997
Consider this more fan mail.
From kcfisc@uscom.com Mon Mar 10 20:16:29 1997
Sean,
Saw your page in Yahoo and thought I'd check it out. A fun little
interactive like type page. Thanx for making the net a bit more fun and
have fun yourself! Bye for now.
Kevin
From altego@earthlink.net Wed Feb 12 20:11:56 1997
>
> dug the seal a big hole after i whack em but the game was cool found
> your
> page in a book in titled things on the net that newt wouldn't want you
> to
> see there email address http://www.offcolor.com once again very cool
>
> altego@earthlink
From BCarey4408@aol.com Sat Feb 8 12:01:59 1997
Clubbing that seal made me me feel real good today and I've always wanted to
do that ever since I saw that documentry on PBS. One of my favorite sayings
is,"Knock it off or I'll club you like a baby seal".
Blake in Seattle
From goofy.fish@kis.net Sat Nov 23 08:12:18 1996
Good morning, Sean.
After being stuck in an elevator for over an hour, it was nice to come
home and find a place where I could vent my frustration. Perhaps you
might find several club-ready seals to provide your viewers a choice?
I hope the folks at PETA find the opportunity to gag on your page (damn
bunny huggers... I'm certain that they were simply cows in a former life
and have failed to move up the food chain!)
See ya! Goofy Fish
www.kis.net/ratsnest
From yousuck@shart.is.sick Tue Nov 19 06:16:33 1996
Did I ever tell you just how ***STUPID*** your little page is, Mr. Seal
Hater??
From ajs@acsworld.net Mon Nov 4 05:50:22 1996
I just started my own homepage and I was looking for things to put on. I
just thought I drop you and line and ask you if I can put a link to
your voting seal page. I saw that in Yahoo! Internet Life by the way.
From mike@adadvantage.com Thu Sep 26 18:33:49 1996
That page deserves several links.
Here is one: www.adadvantage.com/mike/links.html
I'll also get my freinds to give you links.
Thanks for the Laugh
Mike
From You@bway.net Mon Sep 9 22:21:11 1996
The first page to make me laugh out loud in a long time! Getting a lot
of hate mail from PETA freaks? Hope you don't mind a link.
Faith
http://www.bway.net/~you
