Rango Fain's Snack Shedd

Hey, do you have any good gossip? If you whisper in my ear, I promise I won't tell, but I will post it here if it's really good.

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9-28-96 I done heard that over yaander in trailer #19 theys somthin fishy goin on! some says that that ole coot livin there is a pervert!
9-5-96 I'm not one to squirt, but it's been said that Rango Fain's been slappin' Olestra in the skillet and done tossed the lard bucket in the swill pond out back. The problem is, he doesn't have the where-with-all to hand out adult diapers to his unsuspecting lard lovin' customers - like ME. It's just another example of corporate America leaking their influence into the mouths, pockets and underwear of unsuspecting citizens. Rango, dig that lard bucket out of the swill and slap it on my meat roll-ups!!
9-5-96 I has done heard that over at the Del Vista Ray Mar Trailer Court they's tryin' to act uppity and thinkin' that just because they has got that giant plastic anteater mascot out in front of their trailer park that they is hi-class or somethin'. Anybody knows it ain't hi-class unless it's done been made outta capodimonte.
8-16-96 I done heard that every fourth Tuesday there's a backup at Rango Fain's that makes the grease pit overflow. Somebody done said it was related to the moon, but somebody else done said it happens on account a cause that's the only time Rango dumps the grease from the fry vats.
8-16-96 LaVern Phillips snook off with Sonya Sneed and did some em that made Ol Hootie Dean pitch a fit.

9-28-96	I done heard that over yaander in trailer #19 theys somthin fishy goin on! some says that that ole coot livin there is a pervert!
9-5-96	I'm not one to squirt, but it's been said that Rango Fain's been slappin' Olestra in the skillet and done tossed the lard bucket in the swill pond out back. The problem is, he doesn't have the where-with-all to hand out adult diapers to his unsuspecting lard lovin' customers - like ME. It's just another example of corporate America leaking their influence into the mouths, pockets and underwear of unsuspecting citizens. Rango, dig that lard bucket out of the swill and slap it on my meat roll-ups!!
9-5-96	I has done heard that over at the Del Vista Ray Mar Trailer Court they's tryin' to act uppity and thinkin' that just because they has got that giant plastic anteater mascot out in front of their trailer park that they is hi-class or somethin'. Anybody knows it ain't hi-class unless it's done been made outta capodimonte.
8-16-96	I done heard that every fourth Tuesday there's a backup at Rango Fain's that makes the grease pit overflow. Somebody done said it was related to the moon, but somebody else done said it happens on account a cause that's the only time Rango dumps the grease from the fry vats.
8-16-96	LaVern Phillips snook off with Sonya Sneed and did some em that made Ol Hootie Dean pitch a fit.