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SAVAGE PISSER
Some punk friends and I talked about starting a band.
We never got our shit together but here are some of the lyrics:

DI IS DEAD!
Skinhead John/Mike Tommyrot

Princess Die was a Skrewdriver fan
Followed Ian Stuart right to the end
The bikers that loved her
shot loads on her corpse
Got smashed in the tunnel
beaten and bashed

Papparazi Bootparty
Papparazi Bootparty
Papparazi Bootparty
Papparazi Bootparty
DI IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF YOU GIVE A FUCK
WE'LL BEAT YOU UP!

Miles of tearful Brits
threw flowers on the hearse
if you tried to eat em
fatal dose of daffodils
Now St Diana cures your cancer
so the tabloid ladies pray

Papparazi Bootparty
Papparazi Bootparty
Papparazi Bootparty
Papparazi Bootparty
DI IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF YOU GIVE A FUCK
WE'LL BEAT YOU UP!

Savage Pissing
John

we are the punk rock army,
every one of us cares,
we all hate poverty war and injustice
unlike the rest of you...
[loud noise]
Yeah we're all one
We're all the same inside (3x)
so cant we all just get along?
FUCK THAT!
I dont wanna be like you!
FUCK THAT!
You don't wanna be like me!
FUCK THAT!
I dont wanna be like you!
FUCK THAT!
You don't wanna be like me!

All we got in common
is we gotta take a leak.

Pissbuddies altogether now
Lets all piss together!
FIGHT! for your RIGHT!
to pi-iss
anytime anywhere (3x)

The hell with the system
tells you when to piss
If thats not oppression
I dont know what is
Piss when you walk
piss in the street
Piss standing up piss on your feet
Piss sitting down piss on your sheet

Pissbuddies altogether now
Lets all piss together!
FIGHT! for your RIGHT!
to pi-iss
anytime anywhere
anytime anywhere
anytime anywhere PISS OFF!!

Where have all the crusties gone
John

Where have all the crusties gone
They used to crouch and huddle
in doorways like bats in a cave
in doorways like bats in a cave
begging for a boot to the head.

pealing the layers of crust
making wings to fly away.
pealing the layers of crust
making wings to fly away.

Rounded up and thrown in the van
Driven away and sent to the can
Crunched in the corners
jonesing and mad
Dead to the world beaten and sad.

pealing the layers of crust
making wings to fly away.
pealing the layers of crust
making wings to fly away.





Fencesitting Blues

Chomping on a great Big Mac
Stomping on a baby seal
Isnt that all part of life
Blowing smoke and drinking beer
Snorting coke and hunting deer
Isnt that all part of life

You're so easily wound up
AntiFA PC Punk
don't you dare take my Skrewdriver away!

You're all stuck on what you are
You are right and I am wrong
You're all stuck on what I say
You are right and I am wrong
You're all stuck on what I hear
You are right and I am wrong

You're so easily wound up
AntiFA PC Punk
don't you dare take my Skrewdriver away!

Twilight Zone Stompers
John

Binghamton rules!
what a lovely town,
good place to bring up kids
In toxic tower's shadow
Gutted so many years ago
A flood didnt wreck it
so the floodmoney did.

HUSK OF A TOWN! (3x)
The carousels go round and round
The zombies go walking
round and round
The carousels go round and round
The zombies go walking
round and round

Twilight Zone Stompers
kicking in the windows
crashing with our boots
smashing up the glass
Old clouds and the Indian curse
It's all more charming now!

Cutesy little coffeeshops
Not too stuffy not too rude
Scared of kids that hang in the street
Calling in cops demanding curfews
Rip down the posters Dont let em skate
The shops they're all empty, Nobody's buying,
The kids must be scarying the customers off
But nobody's got any cash left to spend

HUSK OF A TOWN! (3x)
The carousels go round and round
The zombies go walking
round and round
The carousels go round and round
The zombies go walking
round and round

Here we are - out here
we make our world as we like
keep your fashion keep your trends
keep your manners keep your rules
we make our world as we like

HUSK OF A TOWN! (3x)
The carousels go round and round
The zombies go walking
round and round
The carousels go round and round
The zombies go walking
round and round
HUSK OF A TOWN! (3x)


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