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There are tons of movie quote pages out there, these are just my favorite films and quotes.

Serenity
The Whole wide World
The Last Supper
Muppets From Space
The Princess Bride
Spaceballs
Animal House
This is Spinal Tap
Singles
Better Off Dead
Aliens
The Simpsons Movie
The Commitments
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Serenity

"Half of writing history is hiding the truth." Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh God, Oh God we're gonna die!"

Mal: "We may experience some slight turbulence then explode."
Jayne: "We're gonna explode, I don't wanna explode!"

"Fear is nothing to be ashamed of." Mal

"Know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed." Zoe

"She is fine, except for still being crazy, she's a picture of health." Mal

"Eating people alive, where's that get fun?" Jayne

"You guys always give me the very best violence." Mr. Universe

"You can't stop the signal." Mr. Universe

"Hiding ain't a plan?" Mal

"Dear Buddha, please give me a pony and a plastic rocket." Mal

"Yes, I've read a poem, try not to faint." Mal

"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." Mal

Mal: "You wanna run this ship?"
Jayne: "Yes!"
Mal: "Well you can't."

"I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." Book

"No more running, I aim to misbehave." Mal

"Shepherd Book used to tell me if you can't do something smart, do something right." Jayne

"I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar." Wash

Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this."
Jayne: "Well, I might."
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The Whole Wide World
"Clerkin' in the stores gotta be the owrst damn job a man can have." Bob Howard
"Do you see any children in here for me to defile with my 'damns'." Novalyne Price
"The voice brings the words to life." Novalyne
"I don't take nothing from nobody, man, beast, devil or student." Novalyne
"Just 'cause you're poor and work hard doesn't mean you're hateful." Novalyne
"You know when I read his plays [Shakespeare], I can't see that men have changed much since the 1500's. Men still hate other men." Novalyne
"It's the civilization we live in. Men become more depraved and demonic all the time." Bob
"Magets of corruption are all around you." Bob
"Hospitals and school, they heal, they teach, you use them, but you don't give society credit." Novalyne
"Before long sex will infest everything." Bob
"The road I walk, I walk alone." Bob
"When you're young, you feel the lust for adventure buried in your consciousness." Bob
"Work ain't worth a damn unless you do it for somebody you love." Bob
"Suppose you're a lonely beautiful girl..." Bob
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The Last Supper
"It's always good to keep track of what the enemy is doing." Luke
"A storm is brewing, my friends, someone has to stop it." Norman Arbuthot
Zack: "I was in the war."
Pete:" War, what war?"
Zack: "Desert Storm."
Luke: "Was that really a war, I thought it was a Republican commercial campaign."
"Patriotism leads to nationalism." Luke
"Callin'people names, that ain't polite." Zack
"A protest can be a powerful thing." Paulie
"Yes, he's really dead, a side effect of having a knife in his back." Jude
Paulie: "Oh Christ, Oh Christ!"
Luke: "Now you find religion."
Luke: "He was a right wing asshole."
Paulie: "That's no excuse to kill a person."
Jude: "It's a pretty good reason."
"I say we bury the cracker and eat dessert." Luke
Jude: "He was carrying a hunting knife, what's up with that?"
Paulie: "Maybe he was a hunter."
Luke:"People disappear all the time."
Jude: "Especailly in Iowa, we probably saved him from an alien abduction."
Paulie: conservative are simple."
Jude: "No, they're effective."
Paulie: "We're liberals, we do the right thing."
Luke: "Then how come the world is so fucked up?"
Pete: "Because we don't run the world."
"Think of all the right wing assholes the world would be better off without if someone had wasted them before they did any damage." Luke
"Jesus himself would have been one of the most compassionate men in history." Pete
"How can you eat with a dead man at the table." Paulie
"So you think all dates lead to sex?" Jude
"You gotta fight for what you believe in, right?" Dominant Male
"I'm the first to admit we took this country from the Indians, but what the hell were they doing with it anyway, shooting bows and arrows and using seashellls for money?" Arbuthot
Paulie: "I never met anyone who's anti earth."
The Anti Environmentalist: "I'm not anti earth, I'm pro earthling."
"They're not people, they're people who hate." Paulie
"Sexual eduaction must be manditory to ensure public safety." Pete
"It's your generation's lower standard of morality that has put my generation at risk." Heather
"There's always hope, isn't there?" Sheriff Stanley
"I'm forever amused by these people from the Christian right who thank God for everything that's good and blame humankind for everthing that's bad." Arbuthot
"The extremists of both parties grab all the noise, but all the dicisions are made by the moderates." Arbuthot
"I'm just a concerned citizen that sees certain things wrong and wants to change them, that's what's so great about this country." Arbuthot
"Extreme views insight extreme measures." Luke
"It's a ratings thing." Arbuthot
"I have power, one voice, one vote." Arbuthot
"People do what they want to do." Arbuthot
"Isn't that what we want? A society where all of us can live, all races, all religions, all views living together forging together as one." Arbuthot
"You have to be the best individual you can be." Arbuthot
"...provoke change by intelligent debate." Arbuthot
"Life gets more and more complicated every day." Arbuthot
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Muppets From Space
"I am not a shrimp, I am a king prawn." Pepe
"I've always had alien tendencies." Gonzo
"Funny thing about door knobs-Rats can't open them...No opposible thumbs." Dr. Tucker
"There are no aliens here, only good hard working Americans." Sam the Eagle
Rizzo: "Wait, are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg?"
Pepe: "Shh, it could be full of chocolate, okay!"
"I always obeyed my mother and I never caried the plague, not even once!" Rizzo the Rat
"Kermit, you're the best friend an alien could ask for." Gonzo
"This rat smells a rat." Rizzo
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The Princess Bride
"This is true love, do you think that happens every day?" Westley
"I've hired you to start a war, it's a long and prestigious line of work." Vizzini
"Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland." Vizzini
Vizzini"No more rhyming and I mean it.
Fezzik:"Anybody want a peanut?"
"Look he's right on top of us. I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using." Inigo Montoya -
Vizzini: "Inconceivable!"
Inigo: "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."
"You be careful, people in masks cannot be trusted." Fezzik
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die." Inigo
"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you." Inigo
"There is not much money in the revenge business." Inigo
"You put down your rock and I put down my sword and we kill eachother like normal people." Westley
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." Vizzini
"Life is pain...anyone who says differently is selling something." Westley
"Death cannot stop true love, all it can do is delay it." Westley
"The important thing is the name, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley." Westley
"We are men of action, lies do not become us." Westley
"True love is the greatest thing in the world." Miracle Max
"Have fun storming the castle." Miracle Max
"Let me explain, no there is no time, let me sum up..." Inigo
"If you didn't say it, you didn't do it." Westley
"Drop-your-sword!" Westley
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Space Balls
"What? You went over my helmet!" Dark Helmet
"I always have coffee when I watch RADAR, you know that." Dark Helmet
"I don't have to put up with, I'm rich." Princess Vespa
"We're not afraid, it's just we got this thing about death, it doesn't suit us." Barf
"Give me paw!" Lone Starr
"We're not just doing this for the money, we're doing it for a shitload of money!" Lone Starr
"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry-Lone Starr!" Dark Helmet
"I'm a Mawg, half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend." Barf
Lone Starr: "That's all we need, a Druish Princess."
Barf: "Funny, she doesn't look Druish."
"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, Chicken?" Dark Helmet
"Prepare ship for ludicrous speed." Colonel Sandurz
"You've seen one princess, you've seen them all." Lone Starr
Lone Starr: "What's this, I said take only what you need to survive."
Princess Vespa: "It's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!"
Dark Helmet: "When will then be now?"
Sandurz: "Soon!"
"You're ugly when you're angry." Lone Starr
Lone Starr: "I was left on the doorstep of a monastery."
Princess Vespa: "A monastery, where?"
Lone Starr: "Somehwere in the Ford Galaxy."
"That is my virgin alarm-It's programed to go off before you do." Dot Matrix
Princess Vespa: "What is this place?"
Barf: "It looks like the Temple of Doom."
Dot: "Well it sure isn't the Temple Beth Israel."
"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made." Yoghurt
"Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz." Yoghurt
"Yoghurt, Yoghurt, I hate Yoghurt, even with strawberries." Dark Helmet
"Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power and I have both." Dark Helmet
"The combination is 1-2-3-4-5. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard. That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his lugguage." Dark Helmet
"I bet she gives good helmet." Dark Helmet
"Go back to the golf course and work on you putz." Dark Helmet
"My hair, he shot my hair!" Princess Vespa
"Prepare ship for metamorphosis...ready Kafka?" Sandurz
"It's Megamaid, she's gone from suck to blow" Sandurz
"At last we meet for the first time for the last time." Dark Helmet
Dark Helmet: "I am your father's brother's nephew's, cousin's former roomate."
Lone Starr: "What does that make us?"
Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing!"
"I can see your schwartz is as big as mine." Dark Helmet
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." Dark Helmet
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Animal House
"Knowledge is good." Emile Faber
"Don't be a fruit, ok." Larry
"Thank you sir may I have another." Chip
"Grab a brew, don't cost nothing." Bluto
"The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me." Dean Wormer
"Was Milton trying to tell us that being bad was more fun to than being good?" Mr. Jennings
"I find milton as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too." Mr. Jennings
"I'm not joking, this is my job." Mr. Jennings
"He can't do that to our pledges, only we can do that to our pledges." Otter
"We're willing to trade looks for a certain kind of morally casual attitude." Boon
Larry: "I won't go pysitso will I."
Mr. Jennings: "There's a distinct posibility."
"Oh boy is the great." Kent
"Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth." Otter
"That boy is a P-I-G pig" Babs
"See if you can guess what I am now...I'm a zit, get it?" Bluto
"They're gonna nail us whatever we do, we may as well have a good time doing it." Otter
"Vegetables can be really sensuous." Otter
Otter: "Take it easy, I'm pre law."
Boon: "I thought you were pre med."
Otter: "What's the difference?"
"They confiscated everything even the stuff we did't steal." Otter
"They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!" Bluto
"Sophmore dies in kiln explosion-she was gonna make a pot for me." Otter
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." Bluto
"Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Dean Wormer
"Christ, seven years of college down the drain." Bluto
"Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?...NO! and it ain't over now!" Bluto
"I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part." Otter
"May I have ten thousand marbles please." Kent
"Remain calm, all is well." Chip
"Ramming speed!" D-Day
"Oh Boy is this great!" Kent

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This is Spinal Tap
"This one goes to 11." Nigel Tufnel
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Singles
"Desperation is the world's worst cologne." Debbie Hunt
"If I was playing games, I would have waited a week to call you." Steve
"How does this stuff get so complicated, I don't know." Steve
"Work is the only thing I have complete control over." Steve
"Somewhere around 25 bizarre becomes immature." Janet
"She opened my car door button, it's a definate sign." Steve
"That's Debbie Hunt, she actually consumes men instead of food." Steve
"Do you think about traffic, because I do all the time!" Steve
"I was hoping to to meet someone in college...and the sexual revolution would sweep us away. I was a semester too late." Linda
"There is so much life in you and so much emotional larceny in all those others." Andy
"Hi, I was no way near your neighborhood..." Steve
"I'm tired of starving myself for this day." Janet
"If you're gonna have the operation, have the operation." Janet
"Casual sex doesn't even exist anymore, it's lethal, it's over." Janet
"She's beautiful, anyone would call her. Distinguish yourself by not calling her." Bailey
"He's Mr. Sensitive Pony-Tail man." Steve
"If I was playing games, I would have waited a week to call you." Steve
"Come to where the flavor is. Come to Debbie country." Debbie
"...other than that, he was ablely backed by Stone and Jeff and Eddie Vedder on drums." Jeff reading Citizen Dick Review
"A compliment for us, is a compliment for you." Drummer Eddie Vedder
"This negative energy just make me stronger." Cliff
"Where are the anthems of our youth?" Cliff
"Being alone, there's a certain dignity to it." Janet
"Whenever things are at there best, I start waiting for them to fall apart." Linda
"Remember when you told me you where being plastic, you're being plastic." Pamela
"I think I can love you and still be logical." Linda
"Love disappears." Mime
"Someone who really loves you must scare you to death." Steve
"I was just having many beers..." Steve
"We had good times and we had bad times, but we had times." Steve
"People love thier cars." The Mayor of Seattle
"It's so easy to fall back into old patterns." Linda
"In modern day society, there is almost no reason to leave the house." Steve
"Things do turn around." Janet
"I'm having the best time ever, on my own terms." Janet
"People need people...it's got nothing to do with sex." Janet
"I didn't appriciate you even though I thought I did." Cliff
"I don't need to be your girlfriend, I just want to know you again." Linda
"Not everybody need to be with someone." Cliff
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Better Off Dead
"Doesn't he turn into dust if the sun hits him before noon." Al Meyers
"Four weeks, 20 papaer, that's two dollars, plus tip!" Johnny the paper boy
"I've been going to this school for 7 1/2 years, I'm no dummy." Charles De Mar
Charles: "Lane, what are you doing?"
Lane: "Nothing."
Charles: "Yes you are."
"That's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." Tree Cutting Man
"Thisis pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountian is?" Charles
"Dying whenyou're not really sick, is really sick." Charles
"Go that way, really fast, if something gets in the way, turn." Charles
"Do you have Christmas in France? You know, Christ-mas, Christmas." Mrs. Smith
"You should not upset mother--ever." Ricky Smith
"Two Dollars, two dollars, I want my two dollars." Johnny the paper boy
"Gee I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." Lane
"You tell me which is worse, speaking no English at all or speaking Howard Cosel?" Lane
"A car is not a toy." Ricky
"She only speaks French, she doesn't speak impbicil." Lane
"Well honk my hooter..." Lane
"I don't believe this, you brought my car back frome the dead." Lane
"I think all you need is a small taste of success and you will find it suits you." Monique
"Merci bucket." Lane
"You're the hottest thing since sunburn." Charles
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Aliens
"We prefer the term 'Artifical humans'." Bishop
""I'm the ultimate badass. State of the bad ass art. You do not want to fuck with me." Hudson
"Uh oh, I made a clean spot here." Ripley
"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linin." Hudson
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." Bishop
"That's it man, game over man, game over!" Hudson
"They mostly come out at night, mostly." Newt
"Get away from her you bitch!!" Ripley
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The Simpsons Movie
"Stop in the name of American squimishness." Cheif Wiggam
"It's not fair to use a bug zapper to catch fish." Bart
"Alaska, a place where you can't be too fat or too drunk." Homer
"If you're going to pick a government to trust, why not this one?" Tom Hanks
"We're staying in Alaska, and we're never goin back to America again." Homer
"Doomsday is family time." Marge
"A lot of people worked hard on this film and all they ask is for you to memorized thier name." Lisa
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The Commitments
"You had the Frankie goes to Hollywood album before anyone ever heard of them, and you were the first to realize they were shitte." Outspan
Jimmy: "You're working class, right?"
Outspan: "We would be if there were any work."
Jimmy Jr.: "Elvis isn't soul."
Jimmy Sr.: "Elvis is god."
"Fuckin' blasphemy, Elvis wasn't Cajun." Jimmy Sr.
Jimmy Sr.: "This is your band?"
Jimmy Jr.: "Yeah."
Jimmy Sr.: "U2 must be sitting themselves."
"The Irish are the blacks of Europe, the Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland, and the Northsiders are the blacks of Dublin, so say it once and say it loud, I'm black and I'm black and I'm proud." Jimmy
"There isn't much rhythm in gutting fish." Natalie
"It feels better being an unemployed musician than an unemployed pipe fitter." Dean
"It's not just the way you sing, it's the way you use your sex machine." Jimmy
"Sex, sex, sex, it fucks up everything." Jimmy
"Fame, I'm gonna live 'til Tuesday." Mickah
"Jazz is musical wanking." Jimmy
Other
"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese." Joon Pearl-Benny and Joon
Sam: "Do you like raisins?"
Joon: "Not really"
Sam: "Why?"
Joon: "They used to be fat and juicy, and now they're twisted like they had their lives stolen. While they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes." Benny and Joon
"We're from the department of Justice, we're justing the bed." Doug McKenzie -Strange Brew
"Movies don't make psychos, movies just make psychos more creative." Billy -Scream
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you become." Miller -Repo Man
"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it." Ferris Bueller -Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"This doesn't work, he likes it. Let's torture the rat." Polly Crab -Muppet Treasure Island
Kermit: "Your finger hired the crew?"
Fozzie: "No, that's silly, the man that live inside my finger hired the crew." Muppet Treasure Island
Marion: "What's this?"
Dr. Indiana Jones: "It's a date, you eat 'em!" Raiders of the Lost Ark
"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes." Indiana Jones -Raiders of the Lost Ark

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