I always say my last name rhymes with lasagna, so if you ever want to write a song about me...
Late one knight Rusty did.
If ya go to Norwood with Suze Campagna
She'll let ya eat her mom's Tofu Lasagna
I'd tell ya more if I liked ya,
But I'm tired and kinda wanta crack ya
I good naturedly called her a Perkalater
She said shut the f@*% up ya bloody wanker
Not very fitting language for a Knightie Gal to sputter
But she's done her time in the gutter
She plays darts and guzzles the suds
And she thinks Nick and LaCroix should be buds
So if ya need to narrow it down to two
It'd be Dark Nickie and the Golden Brew.
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