Science Fiction and Fantasy

Here is my collection of quotes from Science Fiction and Fantasy TV shows. It's not a complete list, but it is extensive.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Angel
Firefly
The X Files
The Lone Gunmen
Babylon 5
Crusade
Star Trek
Hercules
Millennium
Highlander: The Series
Polergiest: The Legacy
Earth: Final Conflict
Fieldtrip
Roswell
Andromeda
Battlestar Galactica
Dead Like Me

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Angel

  • "Has anyone seen my car? It's big and shiney?" Angel
  • "I'm from Sunnydale, we have our own Hellmouth." Cordelia
  • "The last thing I want is to show up at the office and find out that I'm working for a homicidal monster." Cordelia
  • Spike: (Imitating girl)"How can I thank you , you big mysterious, black clad hunk of a night thing.
    Spike: (imitating Angel)"No need little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me and now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth...Evil is still afoot...quickly to the Angelmobile away!"
  • Doyle: "I'm still going to celebrate with a drink down at the pub."
    Cordelia: "He'd celebrate the opening of a mail box with a drink down at the pub."
  • Oz: "Does he have a gun a hat and a gun?"
    Cordelia: "Just fangs."
    Oz: "That works."
  • Cordelia: "I think the trick is lay off the ale before you start quoting Angela's Ashes and weeping like a baby man.
    Doyle: "Hey that's a good book."
    Cordelia: "So I've heard, but I doubt very much that the main characters are not Betty and Barney Rubble as you so vehemently insisted last night."
  • "You got a real addiction to the brooding part of life." Doyle
  • "Pen, paper, single malt scotch." Doyle
  • "How come Patrick Swayze's never dead when you need him." Cordelia
  • "Oh, Latin, one of those dead languages you always mean to learn." Doyle
  • "It is possible to brood and show a little interest in the feelings of others." Cordelia
  • "Am I wrong in thinking that a 'please' and 'thank you' is generally considered good form when requesting a dismemberment?" Cordelia
  • "I don't care what horrible thing is about to happen, astroids are hurtling towards earth, unspeakable evil is rising in the San Fernando Valley, Jar-Jar is getting his own talk show, whatever, I don't want to hear about it." Cordelia
  • Angel: "What's the magic word?"
    Cordelia: "Urgh!"
    Angel: "No, I don't think 'urgh' is the magic word, if one would consider it a word and even then, certainatly not a magical one."
  • "There is alway time to be considerate of others." Angel
  • Angel: "Where are you?"
    Cordelia: "In the netherworld known as the 818 area code."
  • "I don't know what we need evil for when we got you right here." Doyle
  • "Voilence is not gonna solve a thing, on the other hand, it's kind of festive." Doyle
  • "I didn't ask for this responsibilty, unlike some people who shall remain lifeless." Cordelia
  • "This is not a needle in a haystack, this is a needle in Kansas." Cordelia
  • "Nobody likes a smart ass rogue demon hunter!" Cordy
  • Angel: "Give me a stake!"
    Cordy: "What? It's 8 in the morning."
  • "I learned that men are evil-oh wait, I already knew that." Cordy
  • “I love you so much, I almost forgot to brood.” Wesley imitating Angel to Cordy imitating Buffy
  • “I was just calculating pi to relax.” Fred to a homeless man in the bus station
  • “…the only person I can stand to be around is a neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.” Buffy to Spike
  • “Maybe we are meant to be alone.” Cordy
  • “There’s not a thing about badly reapplied mascara that I don’t know.” Cory to Lilah
  • “ He’ll beat you down until you stay down, because he doesn’t even think of you as alive. No woman should ever have to go through that and no woman strong enough to wear the mantel of vicious bitch would put up with it!” Cordy to Lilah
  • “Speaking of saliva, where’s Cordy?” Wesley to Fred
  • “So I guess your demoness makes you less petty than humans, almost nobel. I mean in a twisted dark and really disturbing kind of way.” Cordy to Angel
  • “All we can do is live each moment to the fullest and be grateful that we didn’t throw too much money at the NASDAQ.” Cordy to Angel
  • “I was pretty blue for a long time, any longer and I would have turned aquamarine.” Lorne
  • “This is way beyond my Ken…and my Barbie…and all my action figures.” Lorne
  • “Destiny is just another word form inevitable, and nothing is inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye and say ‘you’re evitable’.” Fred
  • “I love children, I could just eat ‘em up.” Darla
  • “Hail to you potential client.” Groo
  • “If there’s one thing I learned living on the Hellmouth, every day is precious. You never know when it may be your last.” Cordy
  • “I was 17 years old and I sold my soul for a truck.” Gunn
  • “It’s pretty freaky the first time you see your name in a true prophecy all carved in blood on an official scroll.” Sahjahn
  • “I got loads of gist, but what I don’t got is specifics.” Cordy to Angel
  • “No question, we’ve got ring around the lobby.” Cordy
  • “The worst spot in Hell is reserved for those who betray.” Lilah to Wesley
  • "You're a big hunk of hero sandwich." Lorne To Angel
  • "Boo hoo, let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand." Lindsey
  • "One thing you can say about Angel, at least he's consistent. It's always some little blond driving him over the edge." Cordy
  • "Well I for one would just like to point out the patheticness that is us." Cordy to Gunn and Wesley
  • "Vampires...sloth demons...you know what is really, really evil? Tequila." Cordy
  • "We came, we sang, we fought the urge to regurgitate." Wesley
  • "Can't a woman wreak a little havoc without a man being involved?" Darla
  • "Let them fight the good fight. Someone has to fight the war." Angel
  • “You just get darker and darker and the funny thing is your aura is beige.” Lorne to Angel
  • “Mmmmm, Angel!” The Transuding Furies
  • “Are there any men who aren’t just dogs?” Cordy to Gunn, Angel and Wesley
  • “I’m Cordelia, I don’t think, I know.” Cordy to Angel
  • “How come whatever we’re searching for is always in the last place we look.” Gunn
  • “Way out of my area of expertise, I should caution, but hey, who knew William Shatner could sing.” Lorne to Angel
  • “Somebody get these two love vamps a room.” Lorne
  • “This isn’t mere dust, this is son of dust.” Cordy
  • Gunn: “I haven’t bothered to see a movie since Denzel was robbed of Oscar for Malcolm X”
    Angel: “…who doesn’t love Denzel?”
  • “Home sweet hotel.” Cordy
  • “You can’t fire me, I’m vision girl.” Cordy
  • “Stop flexing your manly boob muscles.” Cordy to Angel
  • “I like my men less broody and more spendy.” Cordy
  • “You must be all worn out from sleeping for the last three days.” Cordy to Angel
  • “All that power wasted on a whiney mopey do gooder.” Darla to Lindsey about Angel
  • “We should have our own series.” Lindsey
  • Gym Owner: “That guy has horns!”
    Angel: “Steroids, not good for you!”
  • “In this city you better learn to get along, ‘cuz LA’s got it all; the glamour and the grit, the big breaks and the heartaches, the sweet young lovers and nasty ugly hairy fiends that suck your brains though your face. It’s all part of the wacky variety show we call Los Angeles.” Lorne
  • “Your stool pigeon feels safe in a karaoke bar?” Cordy to Wesley
  • Cordy: “Cat got your tongue?”
    Merl: “I don’t have a tongue.”
  • “That man will do anything to save a life.” Cordy listening to Angel singing
  • Lorne: “ Why ‘Mandy’?”
    Angel: “Well, I know the words…I kinda think it’s pretty.”
  • “The road to redemption is a rocky path.” Faith to Angel
  • “It’s not that vampires don’t photograph, it’s just that they don’t photograph well.” Cordy
  • “Fear makes people do stupid things.” Angel
  • “Words I don’t like right off the bat, ‘tomb’ and ‘unearthed’. People, you’ve got to leave your tombs earthed!” Cordy
  • “I’m not big on tombs, I’m not an after you die outfit.” Cordy
  • “You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for sacrifice, the world would be atheist like that!” Cordy
  • “You know, I’m really tired of this ‘Vampire Killed My Sister’ song. Know anything else, like say ‘McArthur Park’?” Angel to Gunn
  • “You were just a soulless blood sucking demon, they’re lawyers!” Cordy to Angel
  • “After 400 years of death and destruction, seems to me, you get voted off the island.” Cordy to Angel regarding Darla
  • Gunn: “You roll the camera and wait for the cops to harass us.”
    Anne: “How do you know they will?”
    Gunn: “’Cause we’re walking while black.”
  • “Nothing says ‘ah ha I’m onto you’ like being on the receiving end of a vicious police beating.” Cordy
  • Anne: “How are your laundry skills?”
    Cordy: “I’m an actress, I can fake it.”
  • “The soul is gone, but it leaves a bitterness.” Darla to Angel
  • “It was perfect, Darla. It was perfect despair.” Angel
  • “Kill her, give her cab fare, whatever.” Lorne to Angel
  • “If all you’re gonna do is switch back to brood mode, I’d rather have you evil.” Lorne to Angel
  • “You’d have known that if you hadn’t had your head firmly up your…place that isn’t on top of your neck.” Wesley to Angel
  • Gunn: “So you had an epiphany? What’d you just wake up and ‘bang!’?” Angel: “ No, it was sort of the other way around.”
  • “Try not to say ‘gestating’ any more.” Gunn to Wesley
  • “If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do, because that’s all there is.” Angel to Kate
  • “If there’s no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the biggest thing in the world.” Angel to Kate
  • "I learned that men are evil-oh wait, I already knew that!" Cordy
  • "Noblody like a smart ass rogue demon hunter!" Cordy
  • Angel: "Wesley, you don't even have sales resistance. How many Thigh Masters do you own?"
    Wesley: "The second one was a free gift."
  • "That knife is very old, who knows what effect your cooking will have on it." Wesley
  • Wesely: "Fools rush in."
    Cordy: "No, he asked you to stay here."
  • "You'd think people get enough gratuitous violence watching Jerry Springer." Cordy
  • "If you don't kill, we won't kill you." Angel
  • "That's way it's a zero tolerance policy, not a maybe just this once policy." Angel
  • "I got better things to do than wait around for the four bloody horsemen." Spike
  • Spike: "Any messages for Buffy?"
    Angel: "Yeah, tell her you're a moron."
  • "Are we doing this because it's right, or are we doing this because it's cost effective?" Angel
  • "What, I don't get a goodbye, just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out during sex?" Harmony
  • ""I tried being on my own, all independent and evil..." Harmony
  • "Think someone won't notice us firing a sci fi death ray fro outer space?" Gunn
  • "Nine holes instead of a jury of your peers; just what the Founding Fathers has in mind." Wesley
  • "sometimes you gotta work the system before it works you." Gunn
  • "Rational though, it's an aquired taste." Gunn
  • "Shouldn't you be out on the street, you know, protecting the city from people like you?" Angel to Spike
  • "You're like Gandolf the White resurrected from the pit of Balrog, more beautiful than ever, he's alive Frodo, he's alive." Andrew to Spike
  • "Driven insane, by Yoda knows who..." Andrew
  • "We could play cat and mouse all night or I could wedgie you to unconsciousness and be done with it." Spike to Andrew
  • "Bravo, I see your senses seem to be as well honed as your Viggo Mortenson pectorals." Andrew to Spike
  • "Check the screen Uhura, I've got 12 slayers behind me and none of them has ever dated you." Andrew to Angel
  • "I'd give you the finger, but apparently I won't have the motor skills 'til the drug wears off." Angel to Spike
  • ""I'm not saying you're right, 'cause I'm incapable of saying that." Spike to angel
  • I'm a vision of hottiness." Cordy
  • "Feel my wrath you barrel throwing gorilla." Spike playing Donkey Kong
  • "Spike's a hero and your CEO of Hell Incorporated-what frickin' bizarre world did I wake up in?" Cordy to Angel
  • "OK, this part I didn't miss, cryptic poetry." Cordy
  • "Spike, well, well, heard you weren't evil anymore, which kind of makes the hair silly." Cordy
  • Angel: "Harmony, guard Eve, if she moves, eat her."
    Harmony: "Really, thanks!"
  • "Zombies, oh swell." Angel
  • "All I did was beat up a tiny Texan." Angel
  • "I'm just ona different road and this is my off ramp." Cordy
  • Cordy:"So what do you think?"
    Lorne: "I think your friend should reconsider the name 'Harmony'."
  • Cordy: "Ahhhh...oh my God, these are gorgeous....you have amazing taste. You have, like a gay man's taste and that's saying something. I love them so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're the best! Mwhahahahahaha! Ahhh Wooooo! I have to go try these on. New clothes, I have new clothes. Lalalalala! New clothes, I have new clothes ahahahaha."
    Angel: "I got her new clothes."
    Cordy: "New clothes, I have new clothes! Ahahahaha!"
  • Gunn: "Angel's gonna sing?
    Cordy: "Please, there has to be another way."
    Wesley: "There has to be, think damnit!"
  • Cordy:"you should pick something short."
    Angel:"I was thinking about 'Stairway to Heaven'."
    Wesley:"Don't even joke about that."
  • Angel: "You know, when I was in charge, no one questioned my methods or my singing."
    Cordy: "You're half right."
  • "Lawyers, don't you people sleep during the day?" Angel
  • "Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?" Angel
  • Lorne:"Xenophobia, kind of a watch word where I'm from.
    Gunn:"I don't get why they are afraid of Xena. I mean, I think she's kind of fly."
  • "You're gonna make me use my important voice aren't you?" Cordy
  • "In kind of a hurry to get back to the 'Cordelia's not a princess' dimension, aren't ya?" Cordy
  • "I chopped off the evil lawyer's hand and he screamed and screamed, then I left." Angel
  • "I've got visions coming out of my ears, sometimes a little blood too." Cordy
  • "Why do people keep putting me in charge of things?" Wesley
  • "Thanks for storing my body on the lice pile instead of the maggot heap." Lorne to his life giver
  • "You know where I belong, LA, nobody belongs there." Lorne
  • "Say people are free, don't make 'em free." Gunn to the Goosalugg
  • "What's a better ride than a Mustang?" Angelus
  • Angel's soul has been misplaced. I'm sure this sort of thing happens all the time." Cordy
  • "Chicks just love a good accent." Angelus to Gunn
  • "Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy." Angelus
  • "What kind of brain fart made that witch [Lilah] try andlet Angelus out?"Gunn
  • "You're too scared to believe anything, because you're too scared to hope." Cordy
  • "I don't like being kept in the dark, figuratively anyway." Angelus
  • Faith: "You okey?"
    Wesley: "Five by five."
  • "Ding Dong, the Beast is dead." Lorne
  • "A weakness for slayers; you're definately his son." Cordy to Connor
  • "I know who's president, then I sort of wish I didn't." Cordy
  • "It's always nice to hear the mother tongue, as long as it's not my mother." Lorne
  • "Don't you think it's some kind of govenrment conspiracy?" Fred
  • "Poor Connor, engine running, and stuck in park." Lorne
  • "I just don't think we should rule out the idea of aliens." fred
  • "Hey, here's a funny side bar, I'm tied to a chair!" Lorne
  • "Do you think I should keep these alphabetical, or arrange them by how much damage they inflict?" Angel
  • "Ah, boys, I'd hate to be the little demon who cried apocalype now, but...uh..." Lorne
  • "I'm listening...with beer." Spike
  • "Which Apocalypse, the one last year or the year before that." Spike
  • "I'm a liason, I liaise." Eve
  • "This isn't hell, it's the 'burbs...close enough." Spike
  • "The walls don't press in so hard if you can't see them." Lindsey
  • "Heroes don't accept the world the way it is, they fight it." Lindsey
  • "Do I look 500?" Angel
  • Gunn: "So she's like a TV star?"
    Wesley: "No, nothing that bad."
  • Boss, it's getting shouty in your office." Harmony
  • "has it ever occured to you that now might not be the best time for a 'when we were muck' story?" Wesley to Illyria
  • "If you want to win in a war, you must serve no master but your own ambition." Illyria
  • "It's not murder if you say 'yes'." Spike
  • "Fighting to hold on to what you were, it's destroying you." Angel to Illyria
  • "It's the remains of the Capo de Famillia of the Goren demon Clan." Angel
  • "How do you say 'wank off' in Italian?" Spike
  • "I just want ot see you happy, well not too happy." Spike to Angel
  • "Dancing...why does it have to be dancing?" Angel
  • Angel: "I helped save the world, you know."
    Spike: "Like I haven't"
  • "Oh look, American's resorting to violence to solve thier problems, what a surprise." Italian demon
  • "We're heroes, we don't need higher powers." Angel
  • "Buffy loves you both, but she's gotta live her life. People change. You guys should try it sometime." Andrew to Angel and Spike
  • "Part of me knew it would end after high school." Harmony
  • "If the next words out of your mouth are 'kill Spike', I might just have to kiss you." Angel to the Arch Duke Sebasis
  • "There's something stronger than loyalty, hope." Arch Duke Sebasis
  • I happen to be the greatest mass murderer you ever met." Angel
  • "Live the day like it's your last, because it probably is." Angel
  • Angel:"This might comeout pretentious, but one of you needs to betray me."
    Spike: "Can I deny you three times."
  • "Try not to die, you are not unpleasent to my eyes." Illyria to Gunn
  • "I crap magic better than this." Vail to Wesley
  • Lindsey: "Those guys were chumps."
    Lorne: "Now they are just chunks."
  • "Looks like we're getting out the other garden, Eve." Angel
  • "You're supposed to wear that red stuff on the inside Charlie Boy." Spike to Gunn
  • "You 21st century types are so jaded." Sahjahn to Lilah
  • Holtz: "You don't believe me."
    Wesley: "Mmm, not sure it could be the low scary voice that's giving me trouble."
  • "You look like hell, not in the fun one where they burn you with pokers for all eternity, but the hardcore one of Nixon adn Britney Spears." Angel to Wesley
  • It's your Uncle Wes, he loves you bunches, he's just...English." Angel to Connor
  • Wesley: "I'm still stuck on 'why on earth are we here?'"
    Fred:"What, because we're crusaders against evil and now the law firm that represents most of the evil in the world has given us its LA branch to run however we want, probably in an attempt to currupt, divide and destroy us and we all said yes in like three minutes."
    Wesely: "Your run on sentances have gotten a lot less pointless."
  • Knox: "So, do you know how to get to your office from here?"
    Fred: "Why, did somebody eat my bread crumbs?"
  • Wesley: "Pretty powerful position for a younf woman."
    Eve: "How exactly can you be sure I'm either of those?"
  • Lorne: "Well this is interesting, apparently old Joe Kennedy tried to got out of his deal with the firm."
    Angel:"That explains a lot."
    Lorne: "But George Senior, he read the fine print."
  • You have reached ritual sacrifices, for goats, press one...to sacrifice a loved one or a pet, press the pound key." Answering service of Wolfram and Hart
  • "I'm a single undead girl trying to make it in the city. I have to start somewhere, and they're evil, they don't judge." Harmony
  • "I'm like a superhero, if there were a superhero whose skill was typing." Harmony
  • Angel: "What, I'm not allowed to hit people?"
    Wesley: "Not people capable of genocide."
    Angel: "Those are exactly the type of people I should be allowed to hit."
  • "...when blood starts streaming out of our noses, eye sockets, and fingernails, I'll have the intense satisfaction knowing I'm dying with the only people who actually deserve it." Fred to her staff
  • "There is one thing more powerful than conviction, just one. Mercy." Angel
  • Wesley:"Spike?"
    Angel: "Spike!"
    Harmony:"Blondy Bear!"
  • Spike: "I must be in hell.:
    Lorne: "No, LA, but a lot of people make that mistake."
  • "Honey of a story...the Vampire slayerboth men love and both men lost, oh I could sell that to any studio in a heart beat. I see Depp and Bloom." Lorne
  • "It's about doing what's right." Fred
  • Angel:"I liked your poems."
    Spike: "You like Barry Manilow."
  • Fred: "Just proves what I've been saying."
    Spike: "What, that I'm a handsome devil who brightens up the place?"
    Fred: "That you're worth saving."
  • "I guess there are worse things than being a ghost." Spike
  • "Just bathing, it's what one does after banging open a demonic pinata full of rancid Tabasco." Angel
  • "It's not about good and evil, it's about a party." Lorne
  • Angel:"It's the perfect recipe for an out of contol blood bath."
    Lorne:"That describes every good party I've been to ."
  • Lorne: "...oh, you're watching hockey."
    Angel: "Yeah, but my team is losing."
  • Fred: "I'm totally drunk faced."
    Wesley:"Because you can't hold your...what are you drinking?"
    Fred: "Nothing."
    Wesley: "Well you can't hold that."
  • "It's not the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to UC Santa Cruz." Eve
  • Wesley:"I'd forgotten that Aztec cultures were so violent."
    Gunn: "'cause ours is so at peace."
  • "Hope is the only thing that will sustain you." Wesley
  • "Wow, turned on by a woman holding an enormas gun, what a surpirse." Fred
  • "We're taking the cyborg apart in the lab right now. You should see it, it's like an M.C. Escher picture with wires and flesh instead of geese." Fred
  • "Wolfram and hard, so this is the haven for evil, isn't it?" Roger Wyndom Price
  • "Sex with robots is more common than people think." Spike
  • "It's like Winston Churchill and a young Richard Harris has a beautiful love child, which according to my sources is not as ridiculous as it sounds." Lorne
  • Roger (to Lorne): "Entertainmnet division, well I can see how that wold be useful in a fight agianst evil."
    Gunn:"You'd be amazed at how many horrible movies we've stopped."
  • Roger: "You raelly want me to shake that?"
    Angel:"Well, I'm really not the hugging type."
  • Angel:"What happened?"
    Spike: "I can't explain everything, apparently, when Percy here was younger, he used to be known as Head Boy."
  • "Oh yes, Los Angeles, we have to talk about our feeling, then maybe we'll hug." Roger
  • "I don't know if you know this, but I killed my mum, actually I had already killed her, then she tried to shag me." Spike
  • "I know we're supposed to work ourselves to death and all, but I'm guessing the firm isn't enforcing that as much as they used to." Knox
  • "Look what I made, It's called Willy." Drusilla
  • "Lately I've been wondering what it would be like to share the slaughter of innocents with another man. Don't think that makes some sort of deviant, do you?" Angelus
  • Spike: "Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you!"
    Harmony:"Oh, that explains a lot."
  • William: "It's like she's got a bit of child in her."
    Angelus: "Probably two or three by now."
  • "That's just the tip of the fritzburg." Fred
  • Angel: "HARMONY!"
    Gunn: "She's off having a nooner with blondie Bear."
  • "We've got trouble, with a capitol "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for prophacy." Eve
  • "I think I'll take my new flash and bones across the pond." Spike
  • "All these years believeing you're a significant monkey,only to find out you;re just a big hunk of nobody cares." Spike
  • "Look at you. thinking you're the big savior, fighting for the truth, justice and soccor moms." Spike
  • Spike: "You used to hit a lot harder."
    Angel: "No you're head's just gotten thicker."
  • "This souled ex-ghost vampire's got some drinking to catch up on." Spike
  • "you know, funny thing about throwing the universe out of wack, not as fun as it sounds." Eve
  • There's no room for doubt, only love." Jasmine
  • "Nothing like a homicidal maniac to put a dampre on an impromptu spiritual gathering." Lorne
  • I got pilgrims pitching pup tensts in the parking lot, try saying that five times fast." Lorne
  • Connor: "Where are those people?"
    Jasmine: "I ate them."
    Connor: "Cool."
  • "Tonight the part of Judas Iscariot will be played by Krevlornswath of the Deathwak Clan." Lorne
  • "We need a damn break, and the universe doesn't seem to be handing out breaks to underdogs lately." Gunn
  • "I guess it's time to shoot the messenger or chop chop the messenger up into little bitty pieces." Angel
  • "We've all done horrilble things; all we can do is try to make up for it." Angel
  • Groo:"Thou it's not real mock-ma, it is very close to real."
    Cordy: "So it's mock mock-ma"
  • "Leaving on the midnight train to Georgia. Actually it's the 9:18 flight to Vegas tomorrow, but where's the poetry in that." Lorne
  • "Hi honey, I have your favorites, tuna nad ice cream, how 'bout you try not mixing them together." Cordy
  • "Angel investigations, I know we can help you." Angel
  • "Watch that dirty look, that's what got me going in the first place." Lilah
  • Lilah:"Don't be thinking baout me when I'm gone."
    Wesley:"I wasn't thinking about you when you were here."
  • "I'm late, I'm late, and it's not a date." Cordy
  • "You shold have seen the size of the dust bunnies under Cordy's bed. They were more like dust sperm whales." fred
  • "I'm still working on a plan, but so far it still involoves being somebody's bitch." Fred
  • "I'm fibbing, it's lying, only classier." Gwen
  • "I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil, I only do evil errands." Lilah
  • "This place was much friendlier when the mob ran it." Angel in Las Vegas
  • "Think bubblehead." Cordy
  • "People you love are your destiny." Lorne
  • "Death just doesn't look good on me." Lorne
  • "They talk about me in the chatty rooms?" Angel
  • "Where's a future reading empathy demon when you need him?" Gunn
  • "You were always slave...you just couldn't see the chains." Wesley
  • "His nickname back on Cortoth was The Destroyer, and unless you put Conan in front of that, I'm guessing it's not a good sign." Gunn
  • "Life should be bright and beautiful." Angel
  • "I've made many mistakes, but fear is not one of them." Lilah
  • "There's a differance between wishing vengence on someone and taking it." Angel
  • "We live as though the world were what it should be to show the world what it can be." Angel
  • "You're preaching to the voice that ate the chior." Angelus
  • Willow: "You must be Angel's handsome yet androgynous sin."
    Connor: "It's Connor."
    Willow: "And the sneer's genetic, who knew?"
  • Willow: "How you been?"
    Cordy: "High being, you?"
    Willow: "Ultimate evil, but I got better."
  • Good things come in jars, peanut butter, jelly, those two-headed fetal pigs at the Natural History Museum. Come on, everybody loves fetal pigs." Willow
  • "It does seem like you've given into the grumpy side of the force." Willow
  • Faith:"You kiss your mamma with that mouth?"
    Angelus: "No, but I ate her."
  • Angel: "Even with a soul I've done things I wish I could take back."
    Angelus: "Yeah, like those Manilow concerts."
  • "Never stop fighting." Angel
  • "Put me on the short bus and send me off to clueless school." Lorne
  • "Quick as you can say Easy Bake Oven, she's got a bun in hers." gunn
  • "I've spent most of this year trapped in what can only be described as a supernatural soap opera." Gunn
  • Lorne: "You saying poppin' mamma threw you a beating?"
    Lorne: "Kid Vicious dod most of the lifting, Cordy just Mwa ha ha haed at us."
  • Angel:"If I'm not back in a couple hours..."
    Gunn: "You're dead, we're screwed, end of the world."
  • "You really thing that safety can be plucked from the arms of an evil deed?" Darla
  • "You know I've always wondered how many chunks you gotta chop a vampire in before it goes all dust bunny on you." Skip
  • "Listen to your heart." Darla
  • "This is waht you came back from the dead for? To play Let's Make and Evil Deal?" Angel
  • "There's only one thing that can change everything and that's death." Connor
  • "If belonging means you follow some bogus god and killing in his name, you're damn right we don't belong." Gunn
  • "People get born for all sorts of reasons." Angel
  • "Never give up, never surrender." Gunn
  • "Our fate has to be our own or we are nothing." Angel
  • "We've all done horrible things; all we can do is try to make up for it." Angel
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    Firefly

    The X-Files

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    Lone Gunmen

  • "What we won't do for the Constitution." Langly
  • "We gotta stop these corporate goons..." Langly
  • "Congratulations on not being dead." Frohike
  • "How do you put a price tag on a dream." Jimmy Bond
  • "This is America, everyone has a God given right to play football." Jimmy
  • "God knows we need more guys like that. They have the courage to fight the lost cause, 'cause every now and then, they win." Jimmy
  • "Heroes, once in a great while they come along when we need them the most." Jimmy
  • "People never see history soming, it just sort of sneaks up on you." Jimmy
  • "We left our jack at home to make room for the night vision goggles." Langly
  • Jimmy: "Is this one of those new genetic cow breed? It's got this gigantic udder."
    Jason: "JT's a bull not a cow."
  • "You pound anything long enough it'll give." Jimmy
  • "Sometimes maby not changing the world is a good thing." Jimmy
  • "What would a dead woman need a prescription for?" Jimmy
  • "OUr job isn't to judge, it's to get the news, and report it. Let the chips fall where they may." Byers
  • "You and I know the senator doesn't have an angina." Jimmy
  • "That guy's so paraniod he makes us look normal." Frohike
  • "If you go in with bad intentions, only bad things can happen." Jimmy
  • "It's a lonely woman that's never been hurt by a man." Yves Adele Harlow
  • "Back when I was playing God's gift to monday night..." Jimmy
  • "People get cheesed off when you sheke 'em down." Langly
  • "We may look to the world like the National Enquierer, but we're gonna operate like The New York Times or else I don't wanna be here." Byers
  • "Maybe that's what friends are, the people you can show your true face to." Jimmy
  • "I think everybody has one perfect memory of childhood." Langly
  • "Gowing up-man, it's a bitch!" Langly
  • "Every spy has a cover, the more mundane the better." Byers
  • "People should live a they wish and marry who they wish." Captain Toby
  • "Even in the bold new century, kids need someone to look up to." Langly
  • "Less talking, more stalking." Langly
  • "If I had a monkey, I'd name him Peanuts, or maybe Admiral Peanuts." Jimmy
  • "We never leave a man behind, not even Jimmy." Frohike
  • "You can create intelligent animals, but you can't be sure of his politics." Yves
  • "American's deserve to knwo what thier government's up to." Frohike
  • "The whole world's a cage when you're trapped in it alone." Simon Whitethatch Potentloins
  • "It's amazing how much fun you can have with a couple cc's of penithol and a halloween mask." Langly
  • "I was afraid if this, Jimmy, you are the smartest one of them all." Yves
  • "You're not gonnna find her if she doesn't want to be found." Jimmy
  • "We're looking for the truth and we're doing it with a guy who lies for a living." Jimmy
  • "Fox, what fox do I know? Yves!" Jimmy
  • "you can blow my bagpipe pal!" Langly
  • "You guys never went to your high school prom." Morris Fletcher
  • "The Frohike I know, I'm hoping there's only one." Mulder
  • "Let your freak flag fly." Morris Fletcher
  • "I plan to keep breathing." Kimmy
  • "Call me crazy, but I'm starting to think that Elvis is really dead." Langly
  • Frohike: "You can't just walk into a penitentiary."
    Jimmy: "The A-Team did."
  • "every half baked TV series that runs out of ideas in thier fourth or fifth season does a sneal into prision dressed as an inmate show." Langly
  • "We defend the defnesless." Byers
  • "I gotta trust peopl 'til they prove to me I can't." Jimmy
  • "Maybe we don't so much die, as learn something and move on." Jimmy

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    Babylon 5

    Star Trek

    • "I couldn't leave without saying good bye to myself." Evil Kira (DS9)
    • "Darts and bars go together like bacon in eggs." Miles O'Brien (DS9)
    • "Sometimes life seems so complicated, nothing is truly good or truly evil, everything seems to be a shade of gray...and then you spend some time with a man like Dukat and you realize that there is such thing as truly evil...I fear no evil. From now on, it's him or me." Benjamin Sisko (DS9)
    • "I'll recover any severed limbs, just don't misplace them." The Doctor (V)
    • "Logic is irrelevant" 7 of 9 (V)
    • "I'll complain if I want to, I find it comforting." The Doctor (V)
    • "Don't panic, it's counterproductive." 7 of 9 (V)
    • "Impossible is a word humans use far too often." 7 of 9 (V)
    • "The Borg, party poopers of the galaxy." The Doctor (V)
    • Janeway:"Are you ready for some home cooking?"
      Chakotay: "I'll alert sickbay." (V)
    • 7 of 9:"You will be assimilated."
      Nelix: "Not now, maybe later." (V)
    • "A man can not be held responsible for what his mind does when he sleeps." Jean Luc Picard (TNG)
    • "That's the wonderful thing about crayons, they can take you to more places than a starship." Guinan (TNG)
    • "Better safe than assimilated." Chakotay (V)
    • "When it comes to affairs of the human heart, it is wise to look beyond logic." Tuvok (V)
    • Sisko: "What are you doing, you don't cook"
      Cassidy: "I know I was just making sure." (DS9)
    • "My greed has to be a shining light to everyone" Quark (DS9)
    • "There's no place like home, no matter what colour the water is." Dr. Bashir (DS9)
    • "Do they still sing songs of the great Tribble hunt?" Odo (DS9)
    • "My kid swindled your honor student at the Ferengi College of Business-Where students learn to profit from more than just mistakes." Bumper Sticker
    • "'Energize' said the Captain-and a pink bunny appeared." Bumper Sticker
    Trek links

    There are tons and tons of Trek links out there...here are some to get you started....

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    Hercules

    • "Let's make like Zeus and bolt." Autolycus
    • "Revenge never evens out, it just perpetuates itself." Hercules
    • "Violence always causes more trouble than it solves." Deianeira
    • "You don't belong to anyone but yourself." Hercules
    • "There is good and evil in everyone, it's just a matter of which side you choose to nurture." Morrigan
    • "Evil feeds on anger and hatred, if we let rage rule reason, we only destroy ourselves." Hercules
    • "You were so ugly when you were possessed." Iolaus
    • Iolaus: "You don't do possession very well."
      Hercules: "You don't look so hot when you're possessed either."
      Iolaus: "Yeah, but I was dead!"
    • "Pretty soon my brother's legendary journeys will be but a distant memory and I'll be able to watch Millennium in peace." Ares
    • "I am pregnant, not brain damaged." Xena
    • "How can you not love someone who tries as hard as they can?" Ted Rami Regarding Joxer
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    Millennium

    • "How could a religious order with ties to Hollywood be involved in anything immoral." Selfologist
    • "People are reluctant to open up to dark gloomy brooders." Selfologist
    • "This book has actually been read, it can't be a student." Jose Chung

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    Highlander

    • "Don't get your knickers in a knot." Cory Raines
    • "...all in fun." Cory Raines
    • Richie:"How can you like that guy, everything to him is one big joke."
      Amanda:"Well, that's sort of why I like him."
    • "We ate, we drank, we vomited." Methos
    • "What, no more Guinness? That would be hell." Hugh Fitzcairn
    • "Just because I don't like to fight, doesn't mean I can't." Methos
    • "History is five guys in a room agreeing on a lie." Nick Wolfe
    • "What good is the truth if it gets you killed?" Amanda
    • "'Steal' is such a common word, I really prefer 'liberated'." Amanda
    • "It's a medieval hex symbol...cute." Amanda
    • "Mead, the honeyeyed Nector of the gods." Fitz
    Highlander links
    Poltergiest:the Legacy
    • "For all we know Dracula could be Bram Stoker's bloodsucking lawyer." Nick Boyle
    • Coroner:"I do my best work at night."
      Nick: "Yeah, so do vampires."
    • "I have all the food groups, milk, dairy, meat...what catagory does hops fall under?" Nick
    • Nick: "Go to hell"
      Soul Chaser: "In a minute."

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    Earth:Final ConflictField Trip

    Hey, they're quantum surfers!

    • Zero:"'Danger' is my middle name."
      Pug: "I thought 'Chicken Legs' was you middle name?"
      Zero: "No, that's my maiden name."
    • "Quit thy whining." Sir Lancelot
    • Pug: "How would you like a knuckle sandwich?"
      Zero: "You know I prefer salami."
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    Roswell

  • Max Evans: "I'll just have an alien blast."
    Liz Parker: "Me too."
  • "The problem with following your heart is sometimes it takes you places you shouldn't be." Liz
  • "Human/alien relationships are bound to be disasterous" Marie
  • "You can never trust the law to share information." Milton
  • "Mosquitos, pit toilets, and animal droppings, YES!" Isabell Evans
  • "The right reply would be, 'I'll take care of that Mr. Frakes.'" Jonathan Frakes
  • Max: I’m King of the world.
    Tess: Yeah, but not this one.
  • Max:” You can’t compare The Matrix to Crouching Tiger.”
    Michael: “Crappy Tiger is a chick flick with Kung Fu.”
    Max: “First of all Crappy…Crouching Tiger is actually about something…Love, honor, duty.”
    Michael: “Matrix is about something …Illusion, reality, gunfire.”
    Max:” You simply cannot compare Keanu Reeves to Michelle Yeoh, I won’t let you!”
  • "I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. After that things got very weird."
  • "The eraser room does two things. It cleans erasers and it takes our innocence." - Maria to Liz
  • Max: "I'll just have an 'Alien Blast'."
    Liz: (under her breath) "Me too."
    Max: (smiling) "Excuse me?"
  • "Sorry I can't get this involved. I'm alone and that's the way it's gotta be." - Michael to Maria
  • "Max I know you. You only listen to the Counting Crows when you're really upset." Isabel
  • "Listen Maxwell, you are a sensitive guy and you have available to you one of the top three seduction lines available with 'It's going to help me find my home planet' and you're refusing it. No guy’s that sensitive. Use it." Michael to Max
  • "Okay we're leaving now, but I got some Chaka Khan queued up in the CD player." Michael to Max
  • "So give it to me straight or you won't be giving it to me at all." Maria to Michael
  • "You are who you choose to be." Liz to Max
  • "Whether I die tomorrow or fifty years from now my destiny is the same. It's you. I want to be with you, Liz. I love you." Max to Liz
  • "You have a hicky and it's glowing!" Max
  • "This is like cruel and unusual education" Maria
  • "We trust no one, we never have, we never will." Isabell
  • "Suddenly we're accessories to Czechoslovakians" Maria
  • Maria: "You do not watch The View."
    Michael: "It helps me get in touch with my feminine side"
  • Maria: "Did you pull on the chokey thing?"
    Michael: "Yes I did pull on the chokey thing."
  • "My idea of the great outdoors in rolling the windows fown on my car on the way to the mall." Maria
  • "No rock stands a chance against Michael Guirin." Max
  • "Welcome to the ever burgeoning, I know an Alien Club." Nesado
  • "Keep talking like that and I'll slag you with my x-ray eyes." Tess
  • "She's not a fugitive, she's just wanted by the law." Isabell
  • "Wonder what alien crystals are going for on E-Bay." Kyle
  • "I'm kind of a magnet for intergalactic trouble." Michael
  • "Sometimes it's better just to walk away with your victories." Sherrif Valente

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    Andromeda

    • "Pessimism is not a survival trait." Dylan Hunt
    • "The guy was huge, he's like some kind of Greek god or something." Seamus 'Rashboy' Harper
    • "Nothing worth doing is easy." Dylan
    • "No transgression is unforgivable, except pride." Rev Bem
    • "In combat, knowledge isn't a luxury, it's a necessity." Dylan
    • "The universe hates you , deal with it." Rashboy
    • "It's all fun and games 'til someone burns a retina." Rashboy
    • Trance: "Patching him up is as easy as cake."
      Dylan: "Easy as pie."
      Trance: "Are you sure about that? I think that making a pie is a lot harder than cake."
    • "I can usually spot a planet, they are very large and I have good eyes." Tyr
    • "Be careful who you shake hands with, they may come away bloody." Tyr
    • Beka Valentine:"I read the First Officer'sjob description. Playing Devil's Adovacate is on page three." Dylan:"Get thee behind me Satan."
    • "I wish you would stop looking for beauty in things that want to kill us." Tyr
    • "I'm still trying to figure out this poisoning yourself for fun, I think I like it." Trance
    • "You're making sexual overtures in a dead language." Amdromeda
    • "If you erase history you just erase its lessons." Rash Boy.
    • Trance: "I want you to drink this very slowly, it's water."
      Dylan: "How?"
      Trance: "How? well, when tow hydrogen atoms love eachother very much, they bond with an oxygen atom."
    • Bekka: "Where'd you get all the candles?"
      Tyr: "I rendered them from the fat of my enemies."
    • "The only thing you can control are your own intentions, everything else is just a roll of the dice." Trance
    • "If you start with good intentions, you have a better chance of ending up with good." Trance
    • "In my experience, devils very rarely wear horns and carry pitch forks." Tyr
    • "Never underestimate the power of words." Tyr
    • "I really should shave those little hairs on the back of my neck." Rashboy
    • "I believe that anything that can love has a soul." Rev Bem
    • Romy: "I've learned that it's dangerous to love. It can drive you crazy."
      Rev Bem: "Then perhaps that's what tears are for."
    • "Be careful, he's go two loaded gunns and you've only got a bad temper." Trance
    • "You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar, though I don't know why you'd want to catch flies, they're dirty little things." Trance
    • "Innocence is a beautiful thing...but it is also a luxury." Dylan
    • "Fight if you must, kill if you must, but only if you must." Rev Bem
    • "There are no stronger weapons that hope and mercy." Rev Bem

    Battlestar Galactica

    • "Everyone I know is fighting to get back what they had, I'm fighting 'cause I don't know how to do anything else." Cara "Starbuck" Thrace
    • "You got something to live for now, not just die for." Hilo
    • "I don't do guilt" Adama
    • "You protected your people and made them feel safe enough to deel brave." Adama
    • "It's breakfast, lunch and dinner until we find a hot fudge planet." Chief Tyrol
    • Starbuck:"I have a suggestion you won't like."
      Apollo: "Do you make any other kind?"
    • "You've seen one nova, you're seen them all." Col. Tigh
    • "Without free will, what are you?" Caprica
    • "It's marriage, that's why we build bars." Tyrol
    • Battlestar Galactica.com
    • Richard Hatch's site (from Battlestar Galactic-old and new!)
    • Kobol Lots of Battlestar Galactica info.
    • Galactica Station

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    Dead Like Me

    • "Just because you're dead is no reason to give up." Daisy Adare
    • "Why is it my cosmic destiny to do paperwork?" George Lass
    • "When you put so much effort into hating your day job, it's easy to forget you're learning something." George Lass
    • "That dollar could be part of the 'Free Mason' fund." Mason
    • "I'm already dead, couriosity can't kill me." George
    • "All these bloody assumptions society makes, you know, get a job, eat food, livein a house. It's facism, that is, it's bloody facism, and I'm not gonna take it!" Mason
    • "I'm gonna stake my own claim and claim my own steak." Mason
    • "If you're hiding, more often than not, your fears will come looking for you." George
    • "I was finding that the most important rule in my life, was equally important in death, quit before you're fired." George
    • "Maybe someday when computers get big enough and can track the universe, we'll see that everything balances out." George
    • "Everyone needs to steal a bit of someone they love." Doloris Herbig
    • "Do I have to set my house on fire to get a snack?" Reggie Lass
    • "I wanted a kitty cat, but I got a little sister instead." George
    • "If Romeo has sex just a couple times a week, he would have saved both those families a heap of trouble." Daisy
    • "My dad was right, human beings are simple, predictable cliches." Georgia
    • "Just because you're dead is no reason to give up." Daisy
    • "Death happened, it happened a lot, randomly." George
    • "Public transportation is the great equalizer." Rube
    • "You want to be an ex drug addict, act like one!" Rube
    • "You're like a bird without a song,a really mean bird." Daisy
    • "I don't want to fit in, bit I don't want to stand out." George
    • "The more I stay out of the way, the more they notice me." George
    • "Don't let the blond locks deceive you, I'm a very powerful woman." Daisy

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