Silly Stuff for the Office Walls

These are basically text only; download and format 'em to look good at your end! Dates indicate when I posted something here. In the early days of the web I kept this page up; there are now so many good joke sites I've essentially orphaned it. --TE

• "T'was the Night Before Christmas" 12/12/95
  The politically correct version. c.1992.
• "Christmas Downsizing" 11/21/95
  No Lords a-leaping... Santa cuts back.
• "Top Ten List" 9/22/95
  The top ten signs that you've overdosed on the World Wide Web.
• "Observations" 9/21/95
  If you think there is some good in everybody, you haven't met everybody... and 29 other one-line gems.
• "Green Eggs and RAM" 9/5/95
  An ode to computing in the style of Dr. Seuss.
• "The Flame Form" 9/5/95
  The ultimate fill-in-the-blank, one-size-fits-all response to dumb posts. Use at your own risk.
• "The Value of Free Advice" 8/10/95
  The experts explain why computers, TV, etc. will never catch on.
• "Stop Software Abuse Now!" 8/10/95
  Every day, more names are added to the list of companies who participate in inhumane software testing activities.
• "Warning: Intel Inside" 8/4/95
  Oldies but goodies; the classic Pentium jokes.
• "What Research Terms Really Mean" 7/25/95
  Learning to read between the lines.
• "Heaven and Hell" 7/25/95
  The differences between.
• "Beware of Dog" Disclaimer 7/19/95
  A three word warning with hundreds of words of contemporary legalese.
• "The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves" 7/19/95
  That's the entire poster. You might simply memorize it.
• "IBM Mouse Ball Replacement" 7/19/95
  The legendary classic.
• "What Want Ads Really Mean" 7/19/95
  Another lesson in reading between the lines.
• The "Are You A Guy?" Test 7/19/95
  This looks suspiciously like the work of Dave Barry.

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