Silly Stuff for the Office Walls
These are basically text only; download and format 'em to look good at your end! Dates indicate when I posted something here. In the early days of the web I kept this page up; there are now so many good joke sites I've essentially orphaned it. --TE
- "T'was the Night Before Christmas" 12/12/95
The politically correct version. c.1992.- "Christmas Downsizing" 11/21/95
No Lords a-leaping... Santa cuts back.- "Top Ten List" 9/22/95
The top ten signs that you've overdosed on the World Wide Web.- "Observations" 9/21/95
If you think there is some good in everybody, you haven't met everybody... and 29 other one-line gems.- "Green Eggs and RAM" 9/5/95
An ode to computing in the style of Dr. Seuss.- "The Flame Form" 9/5/95
The ultimate fill-in-the-blank, one-size-fits-all response to dumb posts. Use at your own risk.- "The Value of Free Advice" 8/10/95
The experts explain why computers, TV, etc. will never catch on.- "Stop Software Abuse Now!" 8/10/95
Every day, more names are added to the list of companies who participate in inhumane software testing activities.- "Warning: Intel Inside" 8/4/95
Oldies but goodies; the classic Pentium jokes.- "What Research Terms Really Mean" 7/25/95
Learning to read between the lines.- "Heaven and Hell" 7/25/95
The differences between.- "Beware of Dog" Disclaimer 7/19/95
A three word warning with hundreds of words of contemporary legalese.- "The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves" 7/19/95
That's the entire poster. You might simply memorize it.- "IBM Mouse Ball Replacement" 7/19/95
The legendary classic.- "What Want Ads Really Mean" 7/19/95
Another lesson in reading between the lines.- The "Are You A Guy?" Test 7/19/95
This looks suspiciously like the work of Dave Barry.
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