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FLS City of the Future
NEW! Kitchen Overlord!

UPDATE-O-RAMA! A whoooole lotta new (and old) stuff. Scope the column on the bottom right; some of the more observant among you will notice I've been regularly adding new pieces on the artwork section of the site, albeit without my usual loud online FLS-hucksterism... no longer! But for 2013, I'm pleased to announce a weekly "Illustrated Geek Recipes" feature at KitchenOverlord.com! Check it out!

(Oh, and of course I'm on the time-hoovering hole that is Facebook.)

Old! Blog + Blather = BLOTHER!

Well, you just know it had to happen, eventually. Of course, there's still lots of artwork and highly dubious photo illustrations also being thrown into the mix, as well.

Older! "Fafhrd and The Grey Mouser"

Seem to be in the minority here, but after Feudal Master of the Circular Metal Bands' near-ludicrous financial success, I'd have thought the Twain's adventures were the logical next step, cinematically speaking. Ah well. Maybe if Fritz Leiber had been a crazy advocate of divine monarchy, writing thinly-veiled religious allegories, or somethin'...

Oldest! "Pantechnicon"

Finally, a piece worthy of overly verbose and entirely unnecessary front-end commentary! Yup, it's all about hexapodia as the key insight, babe. IAE, I heard some (other) smug science fiction know-it-all point out how the Known Net would've adopted the weblogging model for its communications, instead of newsgroups, as VV suggested. What. Frickin'. Ever. As if poor Twirlip's observations would've gotten any MORE attention, what with far-flung Jovian gasbags being the rough equivalent of a lonely thirteen-year-old girl keeping a LiveJournal and all. Oh, and let's not forget the ravings of hateful intergalactic Koslings, who'd hog precious bandwidth with THEIR particular brand of drivel: "...billions of human beings slaughtered without provocation by alien jihadists? Well, that's what they get for greedily venturing into the Transcend. Blank them!

Oldest-est! Miscellaneous Something Or Other

I don't know what to call this particular section yet. Maybe the "Computer Things I Gleefully Created In A Manic Haze Long Ago Which Are Neither Art Nor Writing And Which Almost Nobody Else Has Any Use For Anymore But Which I Still Think Are Worth Uploading" section. Oh well. To those who still play "Escape Velocity" on a frequent basis or diddle around with Commodore 64 emulators, these hopelessly dated files of mine might be amusing.

Established 6/21/1996!

One Small Step


  1. Kitchen Overlord!
  2. Construct!
  3. FightOn14 Sage
  4. DrumNSpace/FO
  5. OSS mini-site
  6. FightOn13 Spell
  7. Tigers & Bears
  8. Dragon Lass
  9. retro: Terrad
  10. Esthetics
  11. Scarecrow
  12. Pumpkin Witch
  13. FLS on Facebook!
  14. Ascent
  15. Warlock
  16. Blother

ExMas 2005
Ms. Claus
Fafhrd & Grey Mouser
Pantechnicon
Stein2
Baby Boardgame
Zombie Burger
Flea Market
El Dartho
Tangled ExMas
Misanthropology
Ganesh
Santabotic
Digital Widow
OSS Page 23
Move On
Cylon Toons
E.W. Birthday
ZIAmania
No Fat Chicks
ExchangeMas 2002
Pham & Skroderider
Miscellaneous Files
Atlas Shrugged
The Begotten
Clyde: Space Feline
Spirit of ExMas II
Swap Meet
Public Relations
Ringworld
ZIAspace
Mermaid
Undeliverance
slivolame 1.2.3.4
Zia Station
Goddess of Technology
Thunder and Lightning
Zombie Hieroglyphs
Sphere
Planethopper
N12 Countdown
Longbow's Big Adventure
Insomnia
Spirit of ExMas
Wish You Were Here!
Non-Sequitur
Anarcapitalist Noir
August 25, 1989
Goth
Y2K Tails of Baghdad
Bird Rider
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