Well now you've done it ... You've spooked
all the fish ... might as well stay put for a
while and check out some of the great fishing spots
at the ranch. Mr. Frito the River-Keeper, has moved the picnic table out
of the shack for the Spring and set it up in the shade of a big cottonwood
tree by the water. He's attached his fly tying vice and been hard at work
cutting up rubber bands to make jiggly little legs for some very innovative
new flies. Evidently, Mr. Frito has also hired a professional Hatch Watcher
who lives in a teepee covered with strange markings which he has set up
on the other side of the tree. He's kind of a solitary fellow - but
late at night they can hear him all the way over at The Bunk House - singing
old lonesome songs in front of his fire. Back in The Shack, you should
take a closer look at The
Wall of Fame and you can even send us some pictures of your
own if you've ever caught anything worth writing home about. Then you can
tell us how you did it and where, but first - they key word here is ...
DOCUMENTATION...WE MUST HAVE DOCUMENTATION.
We want date, place, time of day, weather conditions, water temperature, hatch info, make of rod, type of vehicle or mode of transportation to the site of capture of said fish, attire, available beverages and a list of witnesses. If you're desperate just make something up and send it to.
Yeah we're tough but it's my ranch isn't it?
T-Rex Found at VR
The Chernobyl Ant / Official Fly of the VR
First Annual VR Cyber Fly Design Competition
An Old Map Hangs on The Wall
Some Unexpected Visitors Arrive From The North
JACK DENNIS FLY FISHING HOME PAGE
DTE Fishing Page
Fly Fishing Adventures - Dan Bailey's Fly Shop
Mitsubishi Motors 17th World Fly Fishing Championship fly fishing,
Fly-Fishing & Dressing by D.A. Fink
One Mann & His Fly
Roy's Fly Fishing
Fishing in Ireland
Arctic Salmon, Russia, Norway, Finland, Sweden
Lars Elfner's Homepage - Sundsvall, Sweden
Frontier Fishing Gazette - New Zealand
Flyfishing & Flytying in Newfoundland and Labrador
And now for some views of our lovely ranch.
this is cyber space
special rules apply
In conclusion ... any tips on catching those nasty trout
in @*&_#?*$% Lake would be greatly appreciated.