Subject: Re: #SubGenius Diary
Date: Sat, 16 Nov 1996 16:58:07 -0500
From: Revpsych <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Organization: -=| Seclorum Clench |=-
References: 1 , 2
Dennis McClain-Furmanski wrote:
> Revpsych <email@example.com> sent bitwaves which read:
> Well, shit, I don't know. It read like a topographic map of the Alps.
> Learn to set your page width to less than 80 so that people don't hurt
> themselves whipping their neck back and forth reading lines of 90
> characters interspersed with lines of 5.
> "We have but one purpose, and that remains unknown." firstname.lastname@example.org
Hey... How would I do that.. should I not hit return and let you reader break it
up.. or are you saying I should like keep a ruler handy??? Please help.. I dunno
this stuff, and incase you skipped mu post... here it is again... heh
Brothers and Sisters, a moment of time if I may... I fear a terrable thing is
happening..As you know.. I am rather "green" in this realm (IRC, a.s. & a.b.s.) and
my notoriety seems to preceed me everywhere I go (whats new.. ie."the
Entity")...(Most of which is based on obvious misrepresentations of the facts..
retrobution for harmless stunts, set in motion by my own learning curve ;)) but I
am not writing this post to PsychoAnalize myself. No This Post concerns you as much
and more than I
As I said I am indeed new - like (1) year new... I have done basically nothin' for
"Bob" that has been published, or bought... YET. but I sell the word of "Bob" in
every paragraph that passes from my lips...and I buy "Bob" with every dollar in my
wallet ... I am not here to make money, Although.. that is my main purpose... for
with every dollar sent to "Bob" means one less dollar for the Con.. and maybe it
will have a chance to be spent furthering "the word" maybe it'll buy a fat bag..
and we'll share it at the next shin-dig... or maybe it will be used to print
somthing funny.. or what the fuck.. maybe it'll put a future SubG in the Oval
office.... who knows... who cares IT makes me laugh and it is gaurenteed to put a
smile on your face... Love that "Bob" you know... i'm wandering arent I?...
Hear me out.. I fear that *many* of my new found kin have becomecomplaisent in
there own little "pools of Slack" not questining the actions of those whom call
them selves fello Sub's ... Open your B.o.t.S.G.... if you can, yes I will wait...
yes thats it.. DUST it OFF... shame on you.... -cough-cough- jeez.... Open your
manual to page 17 if you will... yes there it it... ..Study that picture well...
what do you see? .... maybe its not what you see.. it may be what do you NOT
see???? for one.. you see ME... kicking back.. staying cool, right there in the
middle... taking it easy... werkin' both sides of the CON.. not trying to sway your
opinion.. just here to enjoy the slack it brings me (buy the 50 gallon drum, U.P.S.
no less) maybe you too sit here with me.... maybe we share knowelage.. maybe you
KILL ME! What you Do NOT see however.. in that picture at the bottom of page 17...
What you dont see there..IS an ASSHOLE named ICEKNIFE, who constantly tries to
manipulate his fello brothers and sisters in pursuit of slack, causing rifts, and
using his noteriety as an imaginative soul.. to propigate LIES about totally good
natured, young, deadicated SubGenius' who are just so fucking sharp, it scares
you.... IT should not... I am not looking to put you out of business... I am here
to channel buisness to your fromt door.. and weather you want me to or not... you
should welcome me... and laugh it off when my follys botch another good session..
its fun... work with me and be true to your SubG nature, for it is the way I must
learn.. it is the only way... "if it must be...then it is" - for you know who I
am... I was the the last child born of the 'Y' generation.. I am the cotterpin
between Y&X, which will utamately born the Z's and youthink you got a problem with
me... HA you havent a chance againgt the 'new and improved' 'Generation 3' model
cyber jokeyz to come... 'The New Werld' will be here before you know it, Like the
white man - across the red mans land.... you have no chance unless you embrase your
fears... and wake up, you may not like it but ....
I am the future, I am what you have been waiting for.. I spent $230 on new CD's
last month alone.. I will buy anything that looks cool.. and my wallet is fat,
hell I'd learn the universal language if only it had some hip bumps, and a highfive
or two in it.. I am deadicated to slack, as it's what I am being bread for, I am
the NextGeneration, my monkey wrenching is legendary - my ass meats NIJ STD 0101.03
& ML-STD-105 threat level 3 guidelines, I am A warrior for slack - I wil not be
denied, I read ALL the Motherfucking headers.. People who have never met me hate my
bare existance, I ride 'Net-Splits' Doggie-style, I can hack your channel - /kill
your nick - screw your chanserv, fuck your users girlfriends, smoke ICEKNIFES
undrewear and log off before the mornings first cup of cafe-plutoniumfusium-
amaretto, Q,W,X,Z, Chanserv, Nickserv, K9, and Raindancr get on their knees to
please ME!, I /kick-banned OMAR - for "Bob"s sake... Just who the hell do I think I
am.... you wont see ME comming.. Unless I want you to...and then You wont be able
to keep me outta your face, you can run.. but it will only make you tired, Thats
right.. I am a SubGenius ! and I refuse to allow your lack there of to create a
rift in the family... weather I am acknowleged or not... You see.. I DO IT FOR
LOVE, and you hate me! When X-day arrives, total anarchy will sweep the globe - Not
only do I want this to happen.. I am at the steering wheel... guiding it like a
cruise missle - learnig al its weaknesses.. all its strengths... all its purposes..
and all its dangers... For when X-day comes... the cards WIll be redistributed...
and I will be there.... to deal the new hand... YOU CAN BE THERE WITH ME... WE can
rule nothing togeather with everyone else. and be responsible for our collective
actions.... We can reshape the world.... but time is against us... Quit drawing
lines which only divides the church..... I do not demand obediance.. just fair and
equal treatmend based upon personal ability... I have ALLWAYS been fair...
sometimes I have been a bit out of control... Usually when someone wanted to make
me look bad, and took advantage of my good nature... I have given OPS to all that
frequent #SubGenius and maintained a cleaver and organized antiorganizational
conspiracy for our side... its joints packed hard with truth, fairness, and slack
for all, even to those who have proven to have very low regards for there fellow
SubGenius' We canot do it alone... and free help is the best kind.... If your only
here for the Money... then get behind me and sweep it up... if your with me in love
(love for whatever... even for love of War) then stand beside me... cause I could
use your help. Looking through all the BULLSHIT... Its all about networking,
meeting those who agree with your ideas, or atleast will aid your own cause for
their own reasons.. and in case you havent been paying attention.. I came from
nowhere... seized the slack I had comming... and am working it for all its worth...
Last time... I DO IT FOR LOVE. Join me.... or dont.... Either way I win.. 'cause
all I want is fun and knowlege.. and I get it weather I win or loose #subgenius..
the channel or the cause.... This is absolutly the last time I will ask.... I am
begging you, Drop your false sheild of ignorance, synch-up quit destroying your
self.. and lets join ALL our resources, and Make Religion a KickAss
Adventure ... raising hell... but dont forget why you are doing it... because sure
enuf you shall be smitten... The LuckPlane tilts in my direvtion at a 90. degree
angle for 8 hrs. a day... dont let it goto waste....
its not soo much as what sells over the internet.. its what catches on and spreads
beyond.... that counts.. its the cyber phreaks that make the shareware most of the
IRC'rs navagate with... for their 'power' games... You think Night Flight did
somthing for The SubGenius Foundation... you just wait to se what IRC wil do... I
offer my assistance to all... I am here to welcome, and maintain the welcoming of
the welcomees... thats it.. noone was here to do it b4me... so I did what I do
best... and will continue undaunted. -Prabob
Novus Ordo Seclorum - its on every dollar you spend.....
and you probably never even bothered to find out why.....
ah well, thats the way it goes.....
you may go back to sleep now....